<spinn_> and moses says, the messenger of God shall be
upon them, and they will stink as unto a diseased yak fed unto aught
but kidney beans and cabbage for 40 days, and locked in a small room,
yay, with little ventilation upon it
<kaufman> "Honey, you left the gas on didn't you?"
"I don't think so, why do you say that?" "Our house now has the Blue
Paint Job of Death."
<Leth> We have detected a new appliance in the house.
Please wait while the house tries to determine how to best use this
appliance for you.
<tieboy> Sim Orange Juice Frozen Concentrate Defroster
<Mr-Ben> Mary Kate and Ashley's Frat Party Adventures
<tieboy> Jacqui's Spelling Challenge
<KemloCaesar> Bill Watterson's Artistic Integrity Game
<tieboy> Junk Drawer Searcher IV: The Shuffling
<Lore> Unless I've been replaced by a doppelganger.
<Lore> Which is what you get when a ganger runs by
you while honking.
<dogmatix> the ganger experiences red shift
<Lore> I always get red shift and red tide mixed up.
<Lore> Or I used to, until I learned the following
mnemonic: "They're totally different, fuckhead."
<Leth> "[ES: Large crown gathered, chanting up at a
window, camera pans the crowd] We want Barrabas! We want Barraba-
ooohh! We want Miata! We want Miata!"
<Machival> "When supper was ended, he took the keys,
gave them to his disciples and said: 'take these, all of you, and
drive my car. this is the car of your lord, the car of everlasting
life. it will be driven for you and for all so that sins may be
forgiven. do this in memory of me.'"
<wabewalkr> The ABSOLUTE worst song to get stuck in
your head is "Hooray for Santy Claus" from the Pia Zadora vehicle
"Santa Claus Conquers the Martians."
<jacquilyn> I don't think I know that song, wabe, wh
dont' you sing it for us?
<wabewalkr> Can't. I need to download the virus into
my brain via a friend who calls me up at odd times and sings it.
<Samwise> wabe: that's hilarious... does he just start
singing when you pick up the phone?
<wabewalkr> Then I scream in agony.
<Samwise> *ringring* "Hello?" "Orange barrels, orange
barrels, ev'ry where I see.." "AAAAUUUGGHHH!"
<Samwise> gaggruneophobia: fear of an unstoppable
<zompist> mononotophobia: fear of ending up in the
'one-note wonders' section
<daria> unrecognizophobia -- fear of not geting into
the quotes section at all
<zompist> doubledariaphobia: fear of appearing in the
<SeanQ> instalogophobia: fear of seeing your next
line in the SWHC before you're done typing it
<kaufman> next you'll be telling us krypton wasn't named after DC comics
<Samwise> Or Argon isn't all that noble.
<jacquilyn> Hey, argon has more nobility in it's
little finger than you have in your whole Nebraska corn-fed body,
<Elkman> I went to Ask Jeeves and asked "Where can I
buy a cyanide dispenser?" It came back with: "Holiday Shopping Got
You Stumped? Try the Jeeves Holiday Gift Advisor for customized
<Samwise> Expecting in-laws?
<CrazyClimber> did the gift advisor recommend
chocolate with almon-- THUD
<Elkman> "Which category of gift are you looking
for? Romantic, Traditional, Professional, Practical, Trendy, Active,
or Deadly?" *THUD*
<CrazyClimber> altavista said they'd be adding a few languages soon. thought maybe "po" suddenly had another meaning to it.
<SeanQ> CC: "po" --> Teletubbie-speak
<agent_orange> klingon, mandarin chinese, pig latin
<agent_orange> that banaa-banna-fo-fanna language
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<mdxi> buy an old 386 from eBay. install linux.
compile the Amiga filesystem module into the kernel. Import the report
into LyX, then export as LaTeX. ROT13 the whole thing and use split to
make it into a bunch of files, each one 10K. write these to a 5.25
floppy formatted as an Amiga disk.