Call it JESUS NUTS for short
<mdxi> okay, so we recently aquired 5 kittens. 4 of them now have names, but we need one more.
<mdxi> the names we have are:
<mdxi> EVERYONE'S A COCKSUCKER
<Lore> We're going to be here for a while...
<mdxi> JESUS CHRIST JUST KICK US IN THE NUTS AND TAKE THE MONEY
<tieboy> that rolls off the tongue
<Lore> Does she look like a "JESUS CHRIST JUST KICK US IN THE NUTS AND TAKE THE MONEY"?
<mdxi> OOF...OW...SON OF A...I'M OKAY...DICKS...CONCRETE INSPECTOR
<mdxi> Stiltskin (named after the tiger-striped moogle from FF9), Hunka-Munka (named after a mouse from Beatrix Potter), Labrat (MST ref) and vger (after the SPARC/Linux source tree repository, NOT a Star Trek 1 ref)
<Lots42> Call it JESUS NUTS for short
<Lore> This is going to really embarrassing when you have to wander around the neighborhood calling them?
<Lore> Take it from me, mdxi, the Star Trek ref always wins.
<keith> I like "Thackeray"
<kaufman> you could call it "The Lore Book"
<tieboy> "And The Rest"
<raven> JESUS NUTS is starting to grow on me.
<keith> call it "Lore of the Land"
<mdxi> FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING GOD I DON'T NEED ANY MORE SHIT TODAY
<tieboy> FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING GOD I DON'T NEED ANY MORE SHIT for short
* mdxi falls out of his chair laughing
* mdxi gives tieboy a noogie
<keith> What about "foreskin", that's a nice sounding name
<keith> For the cat.
<keith> And the book can be called "Loreskin"
<Lore> The cat and my book will both be called "Mittens."
<mdxi> we already have a stiltskin
<tieboy> er, is it a girl cat?
<mdxi> tieboy: i dunno. haven't really paid attention.
<mdxi> maybe "pink bendy whacking pig"
<mdxi> that doesn't really FLOW though
<keith> I always thought "fellatio" had a nice ring to it
<Lore> It does if you sing it to the tune of "Pomp and Circumstance."
<keith> or "colonectamy"
<tieboy> "Big Stone Coin"
<tieboy> "Pete Best"
<mdxi> "Richard Clayderman"
<keith> Why do you have so many cats anyway?
<Kyol> They're tasty in soup, keith.
<mdxi> well, keith, when a mommy cat and a daddy cat love each other very much, the stork brings them a litter (usually between 2 and 6) of kittens
<tieboy> "Five of Five"
<jacquilyn> Keith: one cat for every match.
<mdxi> then one day those kittens will grow up and spend many months swimming against the currents of the mighty Columbia river to return to the headwaters where they themselves were born
<KemloCaesar> and they feed on stork meat for many days.
<mdxi> there the whole cycle will repeat itself, for a new generation of IMAX documetary makers to film
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