I feel like those French guys in Superman II.

SWHC



<wabewalkr> I've just given Lore a weapon of mass destruction.
<Lore> I want five million and a plane to Charlotte or I unleash..."The Fucktard Machine."
<Samwise> snkkkt
<jacquilyn> Lore has ops?
<jacquilyn> Or do you mean real world destruction?
<ristoril> oh boy
<Lore> "No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to log out."
<ristoril> how fast do you think you can turn it off, fucktard?
<Samwise> snkkkt
<tieboy> i wanna see the Fucktard Machine
<Samwise> snkkkt
<KemloCaesar> samwisefucktard
<Samwise> snkkkt
<ristoril> or maybe kemlo should turn on flood kicking
<Lore> You...forced me to use it!
<Lore> Okay, nobody say the "f word" or we're doomed.
<wabewalkr> "First, Samwise reacts to 'fucktard' with 'snkkkt.' Now Lore responds to 'snkkkt' with 'fucktard.' In the resulting confusion, I take over!"
<Samwise> snkkkt
<tieboy> fucktard?
<Samwise> snkkkt
<wabewalkr> Hm.
<Lore> Wabe!
<wabewalkr> OK, so my programming sucks.
<Lore> My weapon of mass destruction doesn't work!
<Lore> Oh, jeez. I feel like those French guys in Superman II.
<wabewalkr> Because I can't spell "Snkkkt" properly! Damnit!
<tieboy> wabe, you fucktard
<Samwise> snkkkt
<ristoril> how the fucktard hard is it to spell snkkkt?
<wabewalkr> fucktard
<Samwise> snkkkt
<Samwise> snkkkt
<wabewalkr> fucktard
<Samwise> snkkkt
<wabewalkr> fucktard
<Samwise> snkkkt
<wabewalkr> fucktard
<wabewalkr> fucktard
<Samwise> snkkkt
<wabewalkr> fucktard
<Samwise> snkkkt
<wabewalkr> fucktard
<jacquilyn> Doesn't kyol have a fancy algorithm for recognizing snkkts?
<wabewalkr> Ha!
<Samwise> snkkkt
<tieboy> fucktard
<wabewalkr> fucktard
<Samwise> snkkkt
<wabewalkr> fucktard
<Samwise> snkkkt
<wabewalkr> fucktard
<Samwise> snkkkt
<KemloCaesar> Jeeb, samwiseosis?
<jeeb> i think samwiseosis is *squeak squeak* <fucktard> <snkkt>
<wabewalkr> fucktard
<Samwise> snkkkt
<tieboy> snkkkt
<wabewalkr> fucktard
<Samwise> snkkkt
<wabewalkr> fucktard
<ristoril> fucktard
<ristoril> this isn't going near as fast as i imaginied
<wabewalkr> fucktard
<Samwise> snkkkt
<zompist> you fucktards.
<wabewalkr> fucktard
<Samwise> snkkkt
<wabewalkr> fucktard
<Samwise> snkkkt
<wabewalkr> fucktard
<Samwise> snkkkt
<tieboy> porchmonkey
<jacquilyn> Oh stop running up the stats, you two.
<wabewalkr> fucktard
<Samwise> snkkkt
<ristoril> heheh
<Samwise> snkkkt
<Samwise> snkkkt
<Samwise> snkkkt
<zompist> fucktard snkkkt
<Samwise> snkkkt
<ristoril> hehehe
<Samwise> snkkkt
<Samwise> snkkkt
<ristoril> samwise is caught in a loop
<CrazyClimber> snkkkt fucktard snkkkt fucktard snkkkt fucktard snkkkt fucktard snkkkt fucktard
<Samwise> snkkkt
<Samwise> snkkkt
<wabewalkr> Heh.
*** Samwise has been kicked off channel #spinnwebe by kaufman (fucktard)
*** Samwise () has joined channel #spinnwebe
<jacquilyn> So all I have to do to set that off again is say fucktard?
<Samwise> snkkkt
<jacquilyn> Ah. Wabe shut his toy down.
<wabewalkr> I have rearmed.
<tieboy> snkkkt
<wabewalkr> fucktard
<Samwise> snkkkt
<ristoril> snkkt
<wabewalkr> fucktard
<Samwise> snkkkt
<wabewalkr> fucktard
<Samwise> snkkkt
<wabewalkr> fucktard
<Samwise> snkkkt
<wabewalkr> fucktard
<Samwise> snkkkt
<CrazyClimber> hey zomp, you know of any good sources for cheese fries within walking distance?
<wabewalkr> fucktard
<Samwise> snkkkt
<wabewalkr> fucktard
<Samwise> snkkkt
<wabewalkr> fucktard
<Samwise> snkkkt
<wabewalkr> fucktard
<ristoril> keeps the screen nice and clean
<Samwise> snkkkt
<ristoril> i can pick out the real stuff
<zompist> hmmm, i'm not a big cheese fries person.
<KemloCaesar> jeeb, ravenosis?
<jeeb> ravenosis is *squeak squeak* <raises hindquarters> <updates quotes page>
<wabewalkr> I should probably put a cap on the number of responses.
<zompist> there's a hot dog place in the metra station, maybe there...
<wabewalkr> Or add a random factor.
<CrazyClimber> yeah, those suck.
<kaufman> have it occasionally misspell fucktard
<Samwise> snkkkt
<CrazyClimber> is it safe to unignore sam and wabe yet?
<Kyol> Yeah.
<KemloCaesar> Bob - yes.
<ristoril> or just have it op itself & kick samwis
<kaufman> maybe
<tieboy> no
<zompist> not on your life.
<kaufman> sam should be ignored
<zompist> (there, there's a range of opinions for you.)
<ristoril> can you define 'safe'
<CrazyClimber> yeah, i just unignored wabe. why take chances with sam...
<kaufman> at least till he says otherwise
<CrazyClimber> ris - used properly, it helps prevent STDs
<jacquilyn> Do you normally listen to Sam?
<tieboy> or until he stops saying snkkkt
<KemloCaesar> Rist - a big metal box with a lock on the front
<kaufman> after all, the fucktard isn't even at his desk
<Samwise> snkkkt
<CrazyClimber> jac: there's a difference between "listen" and "hear"
<raven> Heh, there's a toy. See fu cktard and <Samwise> snnnnkt within a couple lines and auto-op-boot.
<zompist> actually, tho', that's worse.
<zompist> 2 more lines of noise...
<raven> Yeah, it just adds two lines of bounce, I guess.
<jacquilyn> Yeah, you need to ban him instead ofjust kicking him.
<zompist> or better yet, violate him anally
<kaufman> the thing is, if sambot and wabebot get into a resonance thing, the gap could break the cycle
<wabewalkr> No, it can't.
<tieboy> you could cross the streams
<KemloCaesar> Y'mean like Kekule structures?
<wabewalkr> The curious thing is, I just wrote a paper on deadly embrace.
<kaufman> kemlo: are those like Fran and Ollie structures?
<zompist> "in a high dungeon: deadly embrace, shackles, and private school fantasies"
<jacquilyn> Deadly embrace? Is that anything like th eVulcan Death Grip?
<raven> wabe : dating lesbians again?


Heather Garvey / Raven / raven@xnet.com
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