"iObtain"

<daria> what's a better word than 'get' for I'm going to go back to school to get my MBA?
<KemloCaesar> daria - "earn"?
<CrazyClimber> "scam"
<daria> ah. yeah that works.
<zompist> steal
<CrazyClimber> "print in the computer lab"
<tieboy> "dance for"
<Dodge> "achieve" would be good
<Leth> "sleep my way to"
<KemloCaesar> "take at gunpoint"
<Mr-Ben> "mug somebody and take theirs for"
<KemloCaesar> "lie about"
<tieboy> "blog"
<CrazyClimber> or leave in "get" and substitute "MBA" with "air penis"
<daria> oooh dodge's is even better
<Lore> "confront"
<KemloCaesar> "do battle with"
<tieboy> "master"
<Mr-Ben> "conquer"
<tieboy> "yodel for"
<KemloCaesar> "seduce"
<CrazyClimber> "embroider"
<Mr-Ben> "order online for $19.95 for"
<Lore> "not get"
<zompist> "sell my soul to the corporate state in return for an outrageous pile of bucks and"
<tieboy> "look askance at"
<tieboy> "figure out what the initials stand for in"
<KemloCaesar> "mention on IRC for people to make fun of"
<Mr-Ben> "strip naked and dance furiously for"
<tieboy> "be-smock"
<KemloCaesar> "eat"
<tieboy> "get my learn-on for"
<CrazyClimber> "honk out"
<tieboy> "pimp for"
<KemloCaesar> "be pimped for"
<Lore> "have been pimped for and/or have pimped for"
<Mr-Ben> "spend four years drinking, having sex and surfing the net while attaining"
<tieboy> "get some stank on"
<daria> who the heck spends 4 years on an MBA?
<tieboy> "lightly molest"
<daria> criminy you are odd
<Lore> "be disappointed because I thought they said 'NBA' instead of"
<tieboy> "sell candybars for"
<KemloCaesar> "sell blood for"
<daria> "work as a temp for"
<Lore> "grok"
<CrazyClimber> "proactively architect"
<tieboy> "consie"
<CrazyClimber> "pants"
<tieboy> "proactively facilitate connectivity with"
<KemloCaesar> "play Nintendo for a chance to win an"
<tieboy> "eGet"
<Mr-Ben> "spending all night getting the power up and winning the game for"
<Lore> "realize you can't spell 'embarrassment' without"
<tieboy> "iObtain"
<KemloCaesar> "perform a religous ritual dedicated to the worship of"
<tieboy> "smurf"
<KemloCaesar> "smurf"
<KemloCaesar> (no, not that smurf, the other smurf)
<CrazyClimber> "impregnate"
<KemloCaesar> "be impregnated by"
<tieboy> "get dat shizzit deys be callin'"
<Lore> "listen to REM and REO in my BMW while getting"
<Mr-Ben> "fail miserably in my quest for"
<tieboy> "moisten"
<daria> "determine the P&L of"
<Mr-Ben> "inquire A/S/L of"
<tieboy> "get a suspicious looking forgery of"
<CrazyClimber> "file for an initial IPO leading to an"
<Elkman> "rip off"
<CrazyClimber> "party like it was 1999 for"
<tieboy> "backsass"
<KemloCaesar> "weld pieces of scrap metal together as an artistic gesture of contempt for the pursuit of"
<Mr-Ben> "pretend I'm funny for"
<Dodge> Ok, Radio Dodge is back on the Air
<tieboy> "trade sheep for"
<Dodge> Live technology continues to escape me.
<tieboy> "smaaaasssh"
<KemloCaesar> "escape the Dodge for"
<Lore> "get a degree in aromatherapy. In retrospect, I wish I had instead gotten"
<Mr-Ben> "insult Kemlo for"
<tieboy> hm. no new onion.
<CrazyClimber> "build the fragile house of cards that is"
<Lore> Those lazy fuckers.
<CrazyClimber> how hard is it to be funny?!
<Elkman> "beat to death"
<daria> "drink many long islands to blur my memory of"
<Mr-Ben> "get totally bombed on Long Islands every weekend (Thursday through Tuesday) while attaining"

<daria> okay, anyone have a better word for 'mixed' as in 'hodgepodge'
<Leth> hodgepodge
<tieboy> "fucked UP"
<PyroP> amalgamated
<tieboy> "smooshy"
<Elkman> "homogenized"
<tieboy> "obtain"
<Leth> "whipped into a frothy cream"
<KemloCaesar> "heterogeneous"
<tieboy> "jes all like, ya know, screwy"
<KemloCaesar> do you mean as adjective or verb?
<daria> ooooooooh heterogeneous
<daria> but too expensive of a word.
<KemloCaesar> "miscellaneous"
<KemloCaesar> "assorted"
<tieboy> "shafted out the thizzang"
<daria> tie, we're talking 'mixed' not 'get', you short bus buy
<tieboy> NO ONE CALLS ME A SHORT BUS BUY
<tieboy> "spankledrafted"
<tieboy> "eConglomerated"
<tieboy> "iblended"