Don't make me think about Coo-sin Larry boofing Balki in the dumper. Added 2/18/04
<AliasN> Greatest American Dildo
<Kyol> o/' believe it or not iiiii'm fucking your
Rhymes with 'areola' Added 2/18/04
<zompist> hell, in the photoshop era, no one has
no naked pictures
<Drusilla> how true. leth, make naked pics.
<Drusilla> quickly now.
SeanQ officially revokes zomp's title of 'least picked-on spinnoff' Added 2/18/04
<tieboy> "Kyol is straight."
<Samwise> "I really look up to tieboy."
<Craig> "Nebraska is a real hotbed of technology
paPREEka or papREEka?
<kaufman> may I join in?
<zompist> can we stop you?
Aye, the terrier, he's listing to port, Cap'n Rumpumper
<spinn> talk to the poodle, 'cos the terrier ain't
<CrzyClmbr> yeah, if it curves to the left, it's
<SeanQ> after stan's brother get's thru with him,
<SeanQ> to the left
<StanXhiao> Aye, the terrier, he's listing to port,
<StanXhiao> Give 'im a yank on the right yarble to
steady 'er out.
"for the immediate loading and unloading of passengers, only"
<Kyol> Since you all want to know, apparently some
nurse-y friends of hers gave her an enema "probe" with a pen inside it.
<zompist> so, she's drawing on things inside her
<KemloCaesar> or is she using her rectum to
Now I'll say that for hemoglobin for the rest of my life
<tieboy> rump ronin
<agent_orange> semen demon
<Samwise> spooge stooge
Cutting off your dick is no euphemism.
<CrazyClimber> looks like you'll have to sacrifice the bishop, sam.
<tieboy> isn't that a euphGGAGAGGGG
<Elkman> I thought that was "shining the bishop".
<sol-D> or possibly "flogging"
<CrazyClimber> yeah, cutting off your dick is no euphemism.
Don't say anything funny, i don't wanna miss anything
<tieboy> "...ay, but ya fook one goat..."
<Agent_Orange> "...and the duck says, 'can you get this Newf out from under my ass?'"
<tieboy> "Why, that's Alex Trebek's scrotum!"
<KemloCaesar> "Er... we get on the camel, ride into town, and pick up a girl."
mdxi thinks it's the Glass Dildo of Too Much Information.
<kaufman> hey, hadn't said anything in 3+ hours; did I miss anything?
<mdxi> not really, no.
Newly Hoovered Ovum Scent
<Samwise> "NHOS" Has Overpowered Sanity
<Leth> ooooh, recursive NHOS.....
It's Your Last Rites, Charlie Brown!
<mdxi> How'd You Keep Churning Out That Trite Pablum
For 40 Years, Charlie Brown?
Mr. Ben in the Kitchen with a Nori
<Samwise> *propernoun* in the *location* with the
<SeanQ> i would bet my house Thomas carder doesn't
know what felching is
BSDM Haiku-Writing Motherfuckers
<CrazyClimber> please don't touch me there / not with
that thing anyway / oh god make it stop
<kaufman> Cuffs are on too tight / Welts up and down
my poor back / And I have to pee
<LJ-atwork> ow ow ow ow ow / ow ow oooh ow ow ow ow /
ow ow ow ow stop.
<TheEnigma> "For God's sake, Earl! Don't open the
grill! DON'T OPEN THE GRILL!"
<TomFish> *to prove the superiorty of my favorite
band, and me by association, state name of band followed by an
intentional (hopefully) mispelling of the word "rules"*
Wankin' to the Oldies!
<DocEvil> Goin to toshi station to pick up some power
<DocEvil> Goin back to check on Uncle Owen
<mdxi> checking the negative power coupling
<DocEvil> Lowering my midichlorian count