Cutting off your dick is no euphemism.
<CrazyClimber> looks like you'll have to sacrifice the bishop, sam.
<tieboy> isn't that a euphGGAGAGGGG
<Elkman> I thought that was "shining the bishop".
<sol-D> or possibly "flogging"
<CrazyClimber> yeah, cutting off your dick is no euphemism.
<agent_orange> "Sacrificing The Pawn"
<Elkman> "Storming the Castle"
<Samwise> "Capturing En Passant"?
<SeanQ> "Checking Mate"
<agent_orange> "Nerd's Gambit"
<tieboy> "Deep Blue"
<SeanQ> "Deep damn you tie"
<Samwise> "Nonstandard Opening"
<agent_orange> "The Bobby Fischer Manual Castle"
<SeanQ> "The Bolshevski Defense"
<CrazyClimber> "blind check"
<daria> "Castleing the King"
<sol-D> "capturing the little horsey"
<CrazyClimber> "checking what the knight is riding"
<tieboy> "The Dirty Bishop"
<Samwise> "Passing a Pawn"?
<SoiledGreen> "damn you sam"
<daria> "Queen's sacrifice"
<sol-D> that sound smore like a little kid got ahold of the chess set...
<CrazyClimber> "dipping the wick"
<tieboy> "Using the Pieces as Buttplugs"
<CrazyClimber> assuming that all of those medieval characters used candles
<Samwise> "Doubling Queens"
<daria> "lets make up things that have nothing to do with chess"
<SeanQ> "Pawn to King's five"
<Lore> "en passant"
<agent_orange> "KIng Me!"
<SoiledGreen> h4wt chess pr0n.
<Lore> I don't know what we're talking about here, but I think "en passant" is funny anyway.
<sol-D> Go Fish! Old Maid! Dealer takes 5!
<agent_orange> "Pawn to Bishop's Wiener"
<spinn> yah, you know how chess rules developed over time, right? kings were playing and decided they were losing, so they invented rules on the spot
<tieboy> wonder if zomp still wants to move to seattle
<CrazyClimber> zomp ever wanted to move to seattle?
<Samwise> "Wondering if Zomp Still Wants to Move to Seattle"
<Samwise> spinn: pawns jump queen!
<spinn> so that particular time, that king's advisor was winning, and the king leaps up and snaps, "you pissant!" and he bumps the board and a pawn fell over
<spinn> and so that's how we have, what we call today, "grape marmalade".
<tieboy> and then sued for 2 million dollars?
<SoiledGreen> no, they had to spit the kingdom into two.
<CrazyClimber> i wonder if either of the queens was ever catherine the great. there's four horses on the board.
<tieboy> that's a lotta spit.
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