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<CCsGoneForAWhile> don't say anything funny, i don't wanna miss anything
<Agent_Orange> bye
<Agent_Orange> peener.

<Leth> "...and then the minister said "Not without the right blessing!"
<Agent_Orange> "Two snickers bars and a coke!"
<Elkman> So that's how the green golf ball joke goes!

<Samwise> can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go!
<tieboy> "... terrible!"
<Agent_Orange> "I think i can get them both with one shot!"
<Samwise> "...please."
<Leth> " think I /wished/ for a twelve-inch pianist?!"
<Agent_Orange> "...stapled to the chicken!"
<tieboy> "I'm glad you like it. Mister, but that's not my finger!"
<Samwise> " got any paper on your side?"
<Agent_Orange> "There. *Now* you're *fucked*!"
<tieboy> "...ay, but ya fook one goat..."
<TomtheFish> "Gelato? I want chunky munkey!"
<Leth> "...that's funny, my daughter didn't go /near/ the barn all night!"
<KemloCaesar> "I sent you two canoes and a helicopter!"
<tieboy> "...I'd rather die than have Nanites in me!"
<Samwise> "...buttered popcorn!"
<Agent_Orange> "You son of a bitch, I told you it hurt!"
<TomtheFish> "excuse me madam, is this your brain?"
<Samwise> " the ant says, 'Take it, bitch!' "
<tieboy> "So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit!"
<Agent_Orange> "No, but it sure slows her down!"
<KemloCaesar> "As soon as he realizes he can't fuck it, he'll play it!"
<Leth> "The guy who puts the trees in the hole's out sick today!"
<TomtheFish> "Windex? Not on my couch!!"
<tieboy> "6 million dead Jews!"
<Elkman> "Does a bear... Well, I know you do, Angelo."
<Agent_Orange> "...and the duck says, 'can you get this Newf out from under my ass?'"
<Leth> "Bummer of a birthmark, Hal"
<KemloCaesar> "Good thing we didn't step in it!"
<Elkman> "It's called the Styx and Stones tour."
<Samwise> "It's a fair court."
<TomtheFish> "Roger Corman, fuck me hard!"
<Leth> "Well," the guy said, "at least its not cancer!"
<Agent_Orange> "No soap, radio."
<tieboy> "Why, that's Alex Trebek's scrotum!"
<Samwise> "No, she's fucking Goofy!"
<TomtheFish> "tight yorker fights left transaction"
<KemloCaesar> "Grumpy fucked a penguin! Grumpy fucked a penguin!"
<Leth> "$30, same as in town"
* Agent_Orange has a growing suspicion tieboy is a bot

<Samwise> "Artie Chokes 3 for a Dollar"
<tieboy> "By leaving plungers in all the toilets!"
<KemloCaesar> "What do you mean, 'wrong hole'?"
<LJ-inhell> "Her dog was blind, too!"
<Leth> "Put her in a round room and send her to the corner!"
<Samwise> " wouldn't want to get stuck with an ugly one, would you?"
<Elkman> "Don't pay her."
<tieboy> "She keeps answering the iron!"
<Leth> "Keep the tip!"
<TomtheFish> "readers digest, writers cramp"
<Samwise> "reading a stucco wall"
<Agent_Orange> "..she got so excited she pissed up my nose!"
<LJ-inhell> "There's white out on the screen"
<KemloCaesar> "Er... we get on the camel, ride into town, and pick up a girl."
<tieboy> "One has a pause at the end of it's clause..."
<TomtheFish> "wasn't he in the monkees?"
<Agent_Orange> "... and the other is a bunch of cunning runts!"
<Leth> "Her ankles!"
<KemloCaesar> It's your turn in the barrel."
<tieboy> "Ow!"
<LJ-inhell> "... a whine and cheese party"
<Agent_Orange> "Okay, I'm coming up the stairs..."
<TomtheFish> "Where do you think all the lawyers end up?"
<Samwise> "...goes home."
<tieboy> "You can only fit one prick in a condom!"
<KemloCaesar> "Where are YOU gonna get a lawyer...
<Leth> "A good start!"
<shil> "Hey nice tits, where do you want the blinds?"
<Samwise> "Not enough sand."
<TomtheFish> "wave"
<LJ-inhell> "Professional courtesy"
<KemloCaesar> "and the other is a fish!"
<tieboy> "I said Sphinx, not ping-pong! What are you retarded?"
<Leth> "One on the bottom eating his way out!"
<Agent_Orange> "... the dog is missing and your homework is done!"
<shil> Government Organization
* Samwise looks at tieboy...

<KemloCaesar> "He was stapled to the chicken!"
<tieboy> "One to screw in the blub, 300 to turn the house!"
<Leth> "...then I woke up, and my pillow was gone!"
<Agent_Orange> bot. I'm telling you.

<LJ-inhell> "Interrupting cow!"
<TomtheFish> "none. riot grrls can't change anything."
<Leth> "That's a hardware problem"
<tieboy> "And it was the Sherriffs daughter!"
<Samwise> "30 yards, if you've got a good arm."
<KemloCaesar> "One to put in the new bulb, and fifty to safely dispose of the old one."
<Agent_Orange> "Answer the phone, bitch!"
<shil> "reinstall"
<Samwise> "*You* didn't tell me your dad was a pharmacist."
<TomtheFish> "how much wood?"
<KemloCaesar> "... and she's black."
<Agent_Orange> "the first row of a Willie Nelson concert!"
<Leth> "Then why does it taste bitter?"
<TomtheFish> "a dwarf with a beard"
<KemloCaesar> "If three margaritas won't get the taste out of my mouth, nothing will."
<Samwise> "Abort, Retry, Fail?"
<LJ-inhell> "Bang!"
<tieboy> " establish justice, ensure domestic tranquility, provide foe the common defense..."
<Samwise> "and you still believe in leprechauns?"
<LJ-inhell> "Orange you glad I'm not another banana?"
<KemloCaesar> "You shoulda thought of that before you had me fixed."
<tieboy> "Tag! You're it!"
<Leth> "....he's 33 years old and still believes in genies?"
<Samwise> "a bulldog with a mouthful of mayonnaise."
<TomtheFish> "Why do you ask, Broken Rubber?"
<tieboy> "One is sick, the other is pushing him home."
<LJ-inhell> "What are you gonna do, fuck him?"
<tieboy> "Hair Lip! Hair Lip!"
<TomtheFish> "Chunks is my dog"
<Samwise> "So the other one could drive."
<shil> "rectum, damn near killed 'em"
<LJ-inhell> awww, shil got the best one
<tieboy> "Lweinsky!"
<Agent_Orange> "...can't expect him to drive *and* use the ATM."
<LJ-inhell> "Rats. Big fucking rats with ten-inch cocks"
<KemloCaesar> ""No, I'm just looking around."
<Agent_Orange> bahahagha
<Leth> hehehe
<Samwise> WTF?

<tieboy> "And all three children were raped and tortured!"
<TomtheFish> "That's the first time I'eve ever seen something other than an asshole under a Yankees cap."
<shil> "did you see the size of the penis on that fly?"
<KemloCaesar> "He will never be the father of any little flies."
<Samwise> "any asshole can sing country."
<LJ-inhell> "Sooner or later every asshole has one"
<Samwise> "He's just not a good conductor."
<tieboy> "That's nacho cheese! That's nacho cheese!"
<KemloCaesar> "You get your wife back, your job back, your car back, your house back..."
<Leth> "...and they're all full of shit"
<Agent_Orange> "The conductor came to see *me?*"
<TomtheFish> "I want those two assholes back here in 5 minutes."
<Samwise> "so they don't whistle on the way down."
<LJ-inhell> "Because he was a poor conductor"
<Leth> "from reading the roadsigns"
<LJ-inhell> "Do you really think i asked for a 12 inch pianist?"
<KemloCaesar> "So the American picks up his lawyer and throws him out the window."
<Leth> bzz

<TomtheFish> "You're probably not gonna like Fridays"
<tieboy> "Because he wanted to see his clock get smashed on the road."
<Agent_Orange> "We know--we were going to use him as first base!"
* Leth collects the royalties from LadyJ

<Samwise> "...and to make him cry, I showed him."
<LJ-inhell> "Coffe break's over, back on your heads"
<Leth> "Art"
<tieboy> "Oh, don't you own a vase?"
<Leth> "Matt"
<LJ-inhell> oh, there are rules to this game?
<Agent_Orange> shoot the lawyer. Twice.

<Leth> "Bob"
<KemloCaesar> "With one of *these*, I can get as many of *those* as I want!"
<Leth> "Eileen"
<LJ-inhell> "Sandy"
<LJ-inhell> "Irene"
<LJ-inhell> "third base"
<Leth> "Stu"
<Samwise> "Curt 'n Rod"
<KemloCaesar> "Chuck."
<shil> "I'm about to save you $1000"
<TomtheFish> "hey there, roy, is that the cat that chewed your new shoes?"
<LJ-inhell> "Bob and Neil"
<KemloCaesar> "Ground beef."
<Mr-Ben> "I'm trying to find his head so I can kick his ass!"
<Samwise> "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!"
<LJ-inhell> "Kemlo"
<Leth> "Patrick Fitzhenry and Henry Fitzpatrick"
<Samwise> "lean beef"
<KemloCaesar> "The black horse was three inches taller than the white horse."
<Leth> "Patty O'Furntiure"
<Agent_Orange> " cat went "ffffffffff! ffffffffffff! ffffffffff!", and before he could say "FUCK OFF!", the dog ate him!"
<TomtheFish> "santa's missing a gif"
<Samwise> "Herb or Basil"
<tieboy> "Let some air out of all the tires."
<LJ-inhell> "Two obese Pattys, Special Ross, Lester G (picking bunions) on a Sesame Street bus"
<KemloCaesar> "Making an obscene clone fall."
<Agent_Orange> LJ: damn you
<LJ-inhell> what i do?

<Mr-Ben> "I still say it was Roof. Aaron had more at-bats!"
<shil> J: good one

<Samwise> "that's the bear that made Mil Famie walk us."
<Agent_Orange> snnnnkt

<Leth> "I left my harp in Sam Hein's Disco"
<tieboy> "He did it."
<Samwise> "I left my hap damn you
<KemloCaesar> "The mouse is a ventriloquist."
<Agent_Orange> "I'm the little furry with the syringe on top!"
<Mr-Ben> "This is the THIRD time this week that I tasted shit on the dicks of the enlisted men!!"
<tieboy> "Because Robin Williams is so damn hairy."
<Agent_Orange> bahaha

<Samwise> "crestfallen"
<Leth> "OK, smell my breath"
<LJ-inhell> "They're knick-knacks, Paddywhack. Now give the frog a loan!"
<TomtheFish> "three feet tall with a flat head and no teeth."
<Mr-Ben> "Warming your dinner!"
<Mr-Ben> "DEAD?! I thought she was ENGLISH!!"
<KemloCaesar> "It's too dark to read!"
<Samwise> "...and your dog is pregnant."
<Agent_Orange> "What does it look like I'm doing? I'm having a beer and watching the game with my new son-in-law!"
<KemloCaesar> "Your only son, I presume?"
<Leth> "Well, Grandma went up on the roof..."
<tieboy> "And she said 'Yes'"
<LJ-inhell> "Peener."
<Mr-Ben> "A licker license."
<Samwise> "...and Evil Kineval is known for his cunning array of stunts."
<LJ-inhell> "Liquor in the front and poker in the rear."
<Agent_Orange> "He shit the bed and turned blue!"
<Mr-Ben> "Turn it AROUND, stupid!"
<tieboy> "And we gave the Indians blankets infested with smallpox!"
<Samwise> "No, you can't touch it, you already broke yours off!"
<Samwise> "he drowned in his teepee."
<KemloCaesar> "I think I see how to fix this thing..."
<Agent_Orange> "Well FUCK ME! Did you see the size of its cock!!!!!!"
<tieboy> "Windows 2000 was launched today..."
<Agent_Orange> "retailing for$200!"
* Mr-Ben slaps tieboy around a bit with a large trout

<Samwise> "FOllow that waiter! I'm gonna follow that chick and catch a tory!"
<tieboy> "I am absolutely, 100% not guilty."
<KemloCaesar> "But my foreskin is in Poland."
<Agent_Orange> "I did not have sex with that woman."
<Mr-Ben> "The farmer in the doll...the farmer in the doll..."
<Samwise> "he's so drunk, he thinks he's me."
<Agent_Orange> "Hit the ball, drag Harry, hit the ball, drag Harry..."
<Samwise> "Shorten your stance."
<Mr-Ben> "Doris, ANYBODY who can eat that much ice cream isn't someone to be fucked with!"
<tieboy> "And he woke up in a tub of ice!"
<Agent_Orange> "Not too bad for a small Parish Priest!"
<Mr-Ben> "Now let's see you swing the club with your hands and not your mouth..."
<Samwise> "You didn't miss the fucking *putt*, did you?!"
<tieboy> "Well, I've been swung around by my tits a few times."
<KemloCaesar> "So he cuts the end off the tailpipe."
<Mr-Ben> "...and there stood the pigs and horses."
<Samwise> "Because the can said concentrate."
<shil> poor bob...

<Agent_Orange> "I see sir," the manager quickly replies, "and this cunt's giving you a hard time, is she?"
<KemloCaesar> "Go directly from the sub, Lime, to the Reed oculist."
<Samwise> "...and this gentleman would like the other half!"
<tieboy> "Thou shalt not covert they neighbors wife"
<Agent_Orange> "I'm fucking disgusted and my friend has come in despair."
<KemloCaesar> "eats shoots and leaves."
<Agent_Orange> "Face sticky."
<Samwise> "ptoooi, ptooi"
<tieboy> "A nun falling down the stairs."
<shil> "take it all, bitch!"
<KemloCaesar> "Wanna buy a toothbrush?"
<Mr-Ben> "Fresh buffalo shit on my ear, kemo sabe."
<Agent_Orange> "Shame Fergie didn't come with us, we could have saved the Range Rover!"
<Samwise> "Nothing, silly, elephants can't talk."
<Mr-Ben> "Son, I've spoiled that woman!"
<KemloCaesar> "Okay, you see that clock across the street?"
<Samwise> "Campbell's Cream of Elephant Soup"
<tieboy> "This old man came rolling home"
<shil> "cream of some young guy"
<Samwise> I'm amazed how many of these I recognize.
<LJ-inhell> me too
<Elkman> I'm amazed how many I don't.

<tieboy> "Ho' De Do'! Ho' De Do'!"
<Agent_Orange> "This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?"
<LJ-inhell> "Squeeze it til it turns blue, and shoot it with a blue elephant gun."
<Samwise> "I bit her on the tit, she farted, and flew out the window!"
<LJ-inhell> "Anywhere he wants"
<Mr-Ben> "He fucked her twice and slapped her."
<LJ-inhell> "He wanted to see time fly"
<KemloCaesar> "They had to cross Russia six times."
<tieboy> "Pass the Damn Ham."
<Samwise> "to hide in cherry trees."
<LJ-inhell> "Sit on a leaf and wait for fall"
<tieboy> I mean, "Pass the Fucking Potatoes."
<LJ-inhell> "Sit on an acorn and wait for spring"
<Agent_Orange> "Oh, those are my cousins, the Guinea Pigs."
<Samwise> "giraffes eating cherries."
<Agent_Orange> "Fuck that, that's the electrician's job!"
<Mr-Ben> "They're makin' headlines!"
<tieboy> "GIMME BACK MY SON!"
<LJ-inhell> "No elephants"
<shil> "returns dead hair to life"
<KemloCaesar> "I'm a frayed knot."
<Agent_Orange> " they don't shit in the street during parades."
<shil> the third one ducks
<Samwise> "because some things even a lawyer won't do"
<Agent_Orange> "Baked beans, $.49 a can."
<KemloCaesar> "Well, okay... but don't start anything."
<Mr-Ben> "The high-priced lawyer took the money. The other three are just figments of your imagination."
<Samwise> "what is this, some kinda joke?"
<shil> "my wife was on a skateboard!"
<Agent_Orange> ""he's a piccolo player. He'll teach you how to hold it without pissing in your face."
* kaufman will try not to repeat too many

<KemloCaesar> "Every time I had a bushel, I sold it for fifty cents."
<tieboy> "Ow, that was my eye."
<LJ-inhell> "...and Sam finished his project!"
<kaufman> "The cow and the pig came in"
<Mr-Ben> "Not as weird as 'Jesus' for a rottweiler!"
<kaufman> "Some folks just can't tell a joke"
<Samwise> Yeah, J, you think you're funny.

<KemloCaesar> "Well, I was hiding inside the refrigerator..."
<LJ-inhell> "... Timing"
<kaufman> "I'm telling EVERYBODY!"
<LJ-inhell> "Anyone can mash potatoes..."
<Samwise> "A parrot, smoking a cigar, holding a blue brick."
<tieboy> "Some idiot took the bullets out of the gun, so I had to kill her with the chair."
<LJ-inhell> "The brick from the first joke"
<Agent_Orange> "'Ell yes! What did you expect - feathers?!"
<kaufman> "The death toll is 1600 and they're still finding bodies"
<Samwise> "It took 3 hours to get the smile off her face."
<tieboy> "Spectacles, testicles, wallet, cigarettes."
<KemloCaesar> "I can see your house from here!"
<Mr-Ben> "Sure enough, a few minutes later the door rings and the father answers. A kid standing there says 'Hi, I'm Chuck..' The father shot him."
<kaufman> "The feet firrrrrrrrrrst!"
<Mr-Ben> "Voodoo dick, my ass!" he said. And....
<KemloCaesar> "Well, why didn't he say anything before I ate him?"
<Samwise> "It's a quarter. But I'm glad you're thinking"
<tieboy> "2. The inside and the outside."
<KemloCaesar> "Un, deux, trois, cat, sank."
<kaufman> "I've got two obese Pattys, Special Ross, Lester Cheese picking bunions on a Sesame St. bus!"
<shil> heh..
<Agent_Orange> "You woke me up to show me you had a bloody nose?"
<Mr-Ben> The Aussies didn't really trust British or French studies. So, after nearly three hours of intensive
<Mr-Ben> research and a cost of right around $75.00 ( 3 cases of beer), the Aussie study was complete. They concluded that the reason the head on a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent your hand from flying off and hitting you in the forehead!

<Samwise> "...when he says the Czech is in the male."
<kaufman> "the mathemetician scribbled a few numbers, said it could be done, and went back to sleep."
<Agent_Orange> "...looking at the peanut butter on your forehead!"
<Mr-Ben> "I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I go down, I go down in flames!"
<KemloCaesar> "A Haifa-lootin, rootin-Teuton, son-of-a-gun from Tara's owner."
<kaufman> "Ja, but them fokkers were flying Messerschmidts!"
<Agent_Orange> "Oh, that's right. I already lent the car to your brother tonight!"
<Samwise> "Now if one person goes inside, it will be empty."
<kaufman> "Need Another Seven Astronauts"
<KemloCaesar> "Nice fat fish! As fat as last year!"
<Agent_Orange> "Pedophile? Pretty big word for a ten-tear-old."
*** LethInLab is now known as Leth
<Leth> wow, impressive

<Samwise> "but the guy I lent my costume to sure had a good time!"
<kaufman> "No, a Bud Light!"
<Leth> "7-Up!"
<KemloCaesar> "Oy, have YOU got the wrong vampire!"
<Samwise> "all over Florida."
<kaufman> "Drained Wops keep falling on my head!"
<Samwise> "...I'll feed the fish"
<Agent_Orange> "I just peeled off the scabs!"
<kaufman> "They don't beat anybody"
<Samwise> agt: I'm sorry I remember that one
<KemloCaesar> "You guys didn't order beer, so I figured I shouldn't either."
<Agent_Orange> "As soon as your mom goes to work"
<KemloCaesar> "You don't fuck with the rebbetzin!"
<Samwise> "and he's the bastard that killed my *frog*."
<shil> "speed bumps"
<tieboy> "Suplize! Suplize!"
<kaufman> "Silly rabbi, kicks are for Trids!"
<shil> "de plane! de Plane!"
<Samwise> lol tie
<kaufman> metoo

<Agent_Orange> "Hell, for the whole bag, I'll come in your mouth!"
<Mr-Ben> "Jack off, then. I have a headache."
<Leth> "Wow, it's just a checkup, no need to dress it up all fancy"
<Leth> "Yeah, they're all mine, and it's NO picnic!"
<kaufman> "They have a dead horse on cinder blocks in the front yard"
<Agent_Orange> "Fuck the water, I want more of that buttered corn!"
<tieboy> "That's what the last guy said."
<Leth> "We made a's actually CELEBRATE"
<Samwise> "it's the bottom of the ninth, the score is tied, and the bassists are loaded."
<tieboy> "Because he wasn't peeling well!"
<kaufman> "That was just the demo version"
<Agent_Orange> "Definitely an eight-year-old girl... but not from my parish!"
<KemloCaesar> "Hey, man, he's not our regular drummer!"
<tieboy> "Because she had a pumpkin for a coach!"
<Leth> "No Huns, No Writs, No Eros, and Nun left on Base"
<Agent_Orange> "It was all one long string!"
<kaufman> "That's the beer that made Milt Famey walk us"
<Samwise> "...YOU HAVE SINNED"
<Elkman> "She comes with G.I. Joe. She fakes it with Ken."
<KemloCaesar> "Repaint! And thin no more!"
<kaufman> "By the way, that's not a Porsche, it's a Ferarri"
<Samwise> "they think they're the only ones up here."
<tieboy> "Because if they flew over the bay they would be Bagels!!!"
<Agent_Orange> "Het charlie, the dead one's full again!"
<Leth> "No, it says "Welcome to Jamaica, Have A Nice Day!"
<kaufman> mon

<kaufman> "76! 76! 76!"
<tieboy> "Go count up all the dead gooks!"
<shil> ewww!! agt!

<Samwise> "and two months later, they were so disgusted, they buried her."
<Agent_Orange> "...this guy kept dipping his chips in my neck!"
<Leth> "With a straw!"
<Samwise> "Doritos!"
<kaufman> "Five minutes later, they got a field goal"
<KemloCaesar> "Everyone keeps throwing in their hands!"
<Samwise> "a hand off at the line of scrimmage"
<Leth> "Hit him in the nose"
<tieboy> "Send this to 10 friends!"
<KemloCaesar> "Faceoff in the corner."
<kaufman> "And 10,000 to rotate the Vatican"
<Agent_Orange> "No, not chewing gum-- it's bronchitis."
<kaufman> "Stew"
<Agent_Orange> Make*money*fast
<kaufman> "You're gonna die."
<tieboy> "Because seven ate nine!"
<Leth> "There are footprints in the peanut butter!"
<shil> New! AOl 5.0!
<kaufman> "There's a volkswagen parked out front"
<Leth> "Microsoft Innovations!"
<Samwise> "what can I get for a rib?"
<shil> a volkswagon with a license place that says "feature"
<kaufman> "Those Jews, they've got it good!"
<tieboy> "Look at that S Car go!"
<KemloCaesar> "Sorry, all I've got left is multiple orgasms."
<Leth> "You're a prick when you're drunk, Superman"
<Samwise> "I don't know, but it hurt!"
<kaufman> "No, but the Invisible Man sure was"
<tieboy> "Shut up, bitch, or I'll fucking kill you and your son!"
<kaufman> "walk him and pitch to the elephant"
<Agent_Orange> bot, bot, bot

<Leth> "Take away his credit card"
<shil> "I don't know, but My ass is on fire!"
<KemloCaesar> "They didn't like the zoo, so I'm taking them to a movie."
<Samwise> "and when I woke up, I was on a b-b-biker's mustache."
<kaufman> "To stamp out flaming ducks"
<Leth> "sheep"
<Leth> "slow pygmies"
<kaufman> "And he turned him into a tampon"
<shil> "goats"
<kaufman> "wool:
<Agent_Orange> "No thanks, martinis make my pussy hurt."
<KemloCaesar> "Duke a l'orange."
<kaufman> "Baaaaaaa!"
<Samwise> "decapitated."
<shil> "Real Sheep"
<Samwise> "decalfinated."
<tieboy> "Because zippers scare the sheep"
<KemloCaesar> "Those aren't boilers, they're friars!"
<kaufman> "Ugly sheep"
<kaufman> "A homesick abortion"
<Samwise> "an ugly third grader"
<Leth> "one who can run faster than her brothers"
<KemloCaesar> "Twenty-eight, twenty-nine, hello darling, thirty-one, thirty-two..."
<Agent_Orange> "Fine, thanks. How's your cock?"
<tieboy> "Madam foot's stuck in the door, what do you think I'm knocking for"
<kaufman> "Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice"
<KemloCaesar> "They taste funny."
<Samwise> "Lady, this just ain't your day."
<Leth> "So he squashed him and said 'ketchup'"
<kaufman> "The front row at a Willie Nelson concert"
<shil> anywhere else, it would be called a teethbrush
<kaufman> "Happy Birthday Uncle Dad"
<KemloCaesar> "Throw in your laundry."
<Samwise> "liberal"
<Samwise> "victim"
<Samwise> "coach"
<Samwise> "quarterback"
<kaufman> "defendant"
<Leth> "I'll have what she's having"
<tieboy> "Hey, Vern."
<Leth> "slash left and cut right"
<Samwise> "postmaster general"
<kaufman> "so she can moan with her left"
<tieboy> "Awww, Peg!"
<KemloCaesar> "The bride was radiant."
<Samwise> " you would too, if your name was Uuuunnngh."
<tieboy> "She grabbed his cock and said "Hello, can anyone hear me?""
<kaufman> "So he put his bocci ball in the sink."
<Samwise> "they lost the recipe."
<kaufman> "from chasing parked cars"
<Leth> "Go back! We're in the ass!"
<LJ-inhell> you're still at this?
<LJ-inhell> sheesh

<KemloCaesar> "Hell, we haven't even left the *esophagus* yet."
<Samwise> "All I smell is molasses."
<LJ-inhell> I sure hope someone's logging it for raven
<LJ-inhell> it can be the xxxxl category

<tieboy> "That's okay, I'm not a doctor."
<Elkman> "I'll get my cast off in 21 hours, 17 minutes."
<Leth> "I started as a tight end, but when I graduate I'll be a wide receiver"
<shil> "i get wrapped up in a jacket, stuffed in a dark cave and am forced to do pushups until I puke"
<Leth> "If you can't beat em, stab em"
<Leth> "They found her Head And Shoulders on the dashboard"
<Samwise> "so when you go on the slide, you don't go b-b-b-bb-b-b-b-bb-b."
<tieboy> "Pilgrims!"
<Samwise> "Why, do you play harmonica"
<Samwise> "a dead puppy."
<Leth> "She's going to do the handicapping, and he'll ride the three-year-olds"
<KemloCaesar> "Someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't."
<Elkman> Leth, you're evil: &HOID=500100000000000000E82E0000&HCAT=2_9

<Leth> "A hooker will stop fucking you when you're dead"
<Samwise> "catch it and paint it green."
<KemloCaesar> "Don't pay her."
<Leth> "Her lips are moving"
<Samwise> "but you may funnel me again."
<Leth> "professional courtesy"
<Samwise> "I didn't; I just farted."
* Agent_Orange thinks it's slowing down, except for samwise

<Agent_Orange> and leth
<tieboy> "Jesus died for your sins"
<Agent_Orange> and the bot
<Samwise> I'm just getting warmed up
<tieboy> I'm not a bot
<tieboy> I'm not a bot
<tieboy> I'm not a bot
* LJ-inhell freezes sam
<shil> she's cold as ice

<Samwise> "Doesn't anyone FUCK anymore?"
<Leth> "Yeah, I'm gonna miss her"
*** Samwise is now known as Samcicle

<Leth> "That's not true, vicar. And I've got the fish to prove it!"
<Agent_Orange> heh... we've done our work well on the beccalist: four responses to her post and not *one* on-topic
<tieboy> Look, * vvv, why do you think I'm a bot?

<KemloCaesar> "Maman, ca disait 'patinoir'!"
<Leth> doh
<shil> nice, leth
* Leth remaps the keyboard
<Leth> that's what I get
<shil> don't tell me you
<shil> 're another one of those dvorak freaks
<Agent_Orange> <response> just a guess, tyboyd@ (Ty Boyd)
<Leth> no, but I had to load a Sun keyboard map and for some reason it puts the right shift key as a space bar
<KemloCaesar> What kind of crappy punchline is *that*?
<shil> weird
<Agent_Orange> heh heh..."space bar"...

<Leth> "So then I bit^H^H^H kicked him!"
*** KemloCaesar has been kicked off channel #spinnwebe by Leth (Bahahha)
*** KemloCaesar (ric@ has joined channel #spinnwebe
<KemloCaesar> "What did YOU say?"
<Leth> damn, I was hoping Bob would be back by now

<KemloCaesar> "First assume a spherical chicken of uniform density..."
<shil> yeah.. me too

<kaufman> "Both go around Uranus in search of Klingons"
<KemloCaesar> "For you, no charge."
<kaufman> "A tennis match between Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder"
<Leth> "I bet him $50 I could piss on the bar and you'd laugh"
<kaufman> "The dumpster at Sloan-Kettering Memorial Hospital"
<KemloCaesar> "Yeah, I'm positive!"
<Leth> "Don't laugh, you're next!"
<kaufman> "Hare lip! Hare lip! Hare lip!"
<KemloCaesar> "Wendell the tap-dancing mule."
<kaufman> "I'm gonna have puppies!"
<tieboy> i did that one kauf

<Leth> "It's got a screen door"
<kaufman> tie: another litter
<tieboy> er. maybe i didn't

<KemloCaesar> "My goodness. When do you find time to do housework?"
<tieboy> i might have done "Big Nose! Big Nose!"
<shil> tieboy: you did the hair lip

<Leth> "Well, for starters, this is a hradware store"
<tieboy> "Big Lip! Big Lip!"
<shil> "on days like that, you don't do laundry"
<tieboy> "pepper"
<kaufman> "Where's the library at ... Asshole?"
<Leth> "He unwrapped it and asked his friend, 'Damn, what part did you get?'"
<shil> "book.. readit.. book... readit"
<tieboy> "Because you're ugly."
<Leth> "I'll be /sober/ in the morning"
<KemloCaesar> "He just redefines 'darkness' as 'industry standard'."
<Leth> "Ok, punch my hand REAL HARD"
<Leth> "He fell out of the tree"
<tieboy> "There's white-out on your screen."
<KemloCaesar> "It thought it was a game."
<tieboy> "Right where you left him."
<Leth> "Geez, Dad, I wish you'd play fair"
<tieboy> "There's lipstick on the mouse."
<shil> "put 'em on my bill"
<Leth> "Give this guy 15 cents and tell him to go to Hell"
<kaufman> and so the storekeeper says to the duck, "This is a hardware store!" and proceeded to nail his feet to the floor
<Leth> "He didn't want to, but his farts BLEW him across the road!"

Heather Garvey / Raven /
I want to submit a log!