The Glass Dildo of Too Much Information

SWHC



<Samwise> Bob: re: dying young... too late.
* CrazyClimber tries to /kick sam but can't move his leg very far or very fast
* CrazyClimber trips over the walker and can't get up
<Lots42> Push the walker into him.
* Samwise nimbly dodges, falls on his ass and breaks his hip
* Leth laughes at the young'ns and their shenanigans
* kaufman hides his own easter eggs
* SeanQ admires kaufman's way with euphamism
* Leth admires SeanQ's creative spelling attempt
* Samwise admires Leth's admiration
* Leth doesn't dare break this streak
* kaufman doesn't dare break his hip either
* CrazyClimber lies on the floor wishing he had a MedicAlert button thingie
* kaufman admires CrazyClimber's way with euphemism
* Leth wonders why CC didn't get that surgery last trip to Sweden
* CrazyClimber points out that he was still undergoing hormonal therapy
* Leth hears the bolt being drawn back on a rifle
* kaufman fills one of six chambers
* CrazyClimber tries to figure out how that's a euphemism
* Leth wishes his bullets filled the chamber as well as Ken's
* kaufman apologizes for getting in the way of cc's comment with a blatant euphemism
* CrazyClimber thinks kaufman needs to account for the lack of speed at which the elderly often move (or don't)
* Leth wonders if-oh, look... mmmmm....pudding....
* shil makes rounds changing everyone's depends
* kaufman wonders if he should tell Leth that's not pudding
* Lots42 makes cherry pudding.
* Leth declines to leap on Lots42's easy straight line and blatant euphemism
* CrazyClimber has forgotten what we were talking about anyway
* Lots42 admires the purple and yells at the nurse.
* Samwise is glad he's not too old to remember things
* Samwise remembers when his apartment was still a bachelor pad
* Leth laughs at Samwise, the poor whipped guy
* CrazyClimber thinks, "so to speak"
<Samwise> hahahahahahaha
* Leth realizes the different levels that can be applied
* Samwise ducks
*** Samwise has been kicked off channel #spinnwebe by Leth (Streakbreaker!)
*** Samwise () has joined channel #spinnwebe
* kaufman is beaten to it by leth
* SeanQ reads back and sees "admires the purple", hands Lots42 the Golden Euph[e]mism trophy
* kaufman admires the way SeanQ snatches the trophy for himself at the last moment with that statement
* Samwise wonders when we can stop talking in the third person
* SeanQ paid extra to have the [] engraved on the trophy
* kaufman suggests you all had started using the second person pluperfect
* Lots42 fondles the nurse and wishes he knew what second person pluperfect was.
* shil was never an english major
* Samwise conjugates verbs in the past impossible never tense
* Leth went to school in Boston, so English would be a second language
* Samwise wonders what Ken is up to...
*** kaufman is now known as LadyJ
* LadyJ rubs Samwise's shoulders into something less tense
*** LadyJ is now known as kaufman
* Leth figured LadyJ there would be ticked about Sam conjugating without her around
* Samwise is not at all tense today thanks to J
* Samwise claims the Too Much Information trophy
* kaufman is impressed whow Samwise has already put her gaming acumen behind him
* Samwise has accepted that yes, there are girls who can play video games as well as he can
* Leth taunts Sam for being beaten by a girl
* Samwise beat her 4 games out of 5
* kaufman reminds Leth to be more specific
* mdxi notes that 1/2 of his scrollback buffer is full of this
* Samwise likes the pretty colors of this style
* kaufman realizes he's incurably geeky when he begins calculating mdxi's buffer size
* SeanQ hands the Golden Euph[e]mism trophy to kaufman
* Leth wonders how secure kaufman really is if he's calculating mdxi's buffer size
* Lots42 goes off in a halluicnitory splendor when he changes the action text to blue.
* kaufman admits he's more interested in the wisth
* kaufman corrects the spelling of 'width'
* Samwise has a geekgasm thinking about having a network at home
* Leth knew it
* shil wonders if wisth is not a freudian slip?
* Leth is suddenly reminded
* mdxi shifts nervously away from kauf
*** shil is now known as hockeykauf
* hockeykauf pounces on mdxi
* CrazyClimber thinks, so much for that log
* Samwise tells Sean how we've been talking
* kaufman is scared if mdxi doesn't think 600 miles is enough
* SeanQueue wonders what happened there
* Leth will forward it to you, Bob
* Leth will do the same for Sean
* Lots42 gets scared at the concept of 600 miles.
* Raven thinks those extra couple inches make the difference, kauf.
* kaufman tells Lots, work up to it
* Samwise thinks 600 miles is nothing after last weekend's "fun"
* CrazyClimber wishes he could move at all
* kaufman waits for Samwise's story
* Samwise reminds Ken that he moved J in from Cleveland last weekend
* kaufman passes Sam the trophy
* mdxi almost messed up there by typing a reflexive snide comment
* Lots42 would walk five thousand miles just to die in front of Sandra Bullock
* kaufman suggeststs the form: "* mdxi types in the reflexive snide comment, '...'"
* Leth would walk 5000 miles to watch that and sell the pics to the Enquirer
* SeanQ hopes Lots would at least take a few people with him
* kaufman begs Leth to give the pictures to iadl instead
* CrazyClimber realizes that as far as this crowd is concerned, it's all about /me
* shil would walk 500 miles and would walk 500 more just to be the [wo]man who walked 1000 miles to fall down at your door.
* Samwise gets a big fluffy mat for shil to fall on
* CrazyClimber thinks, well, at least that would make two of us on the floor
* kaufman gets ready to kick tie for his upcoming faux pas
* shil thanks sam for that :)
* tieboy does nothing whatsoever
* CrazyClimber greets tie
* Lots42 is happy that a lot of people are joining him on the floor.
* shil pokes tieboy
* tieboy catches on
* Leth congratulates tieboy
* kaufman breathes a sigh of relief and greets tie
* Kyol wonders if he's doing things in a completely backasswards manner.
* Kyol shrugs and keeps programming.
* Samwise thinks that happens to all programmers
* tieboy considers blowing the deal and letting loose with some chatter, just 'cos he's a rebel
* SeanQ , FOR ONE, WOULD BE RELIEVED
* Raven starts dozing off in front of her computer.
* Samwise sends Kyol his derived class/window for the amusement value
* SeanQ rediscovers the caps lock key
* tieboy noogies shil
* kaufman watches SeanQ reclaim his trophy
* SeanQ is starting to feel like Deion Sanders
* shil hands tieboy some oatmeal
* tieboy rubs oatmeal into his hair
* SeanQ immediately hands shil and tie the trophy to share
* kaufman visualizes SeanQ in a matching white and purple suit
* shil yanks the trophy from tieboy's hands and sticks her toungue out at him
* Samwise wonders where that came from
* Leth thinks it'd be an improvement over his photo album shot
* tieboy imagines this will go on until spinn shows up and determines it to be lame
* Samwise cares not a whit
*** kaufman is now known as Estragon
* Estragon waits for spinn
* Leth thinks spinn will be hesitant to declare lameness after the summonings lately
* tieboy wonders what trophy this is
* Samwise is happy to be able to use the word "whit"
*** mdxi is now known as Estrogen
* Estrogen can't really think of a joke to go here
* shil corrects tieboy - that would be "what trophy *that* is"
* Lots42 dances silently
* tieboy grabs trophy and uses the word "this" again
* Lots42 flattens his eyes out, widens his nostrils and flips his upper lip up.
* CrazyClimber wonders how shil knows so much if she was never an english major
* shil reminds bob that she took the trophy from tie
* CrazyClimber reminds shil of his age
* mdxi thinks it's the Glass Dildo of Too Much Information
* shil hands bob his alzheimer's pills
* shil also failed spelling in 6th grade :P
* kaufman feels nasty / raises the bar one more notch / posting in haiku
* CrazyClimber thinks, oooh... skittles!
* tieboy thinks this is / way too early for him to / think quite this clearly
* shil gives bob his gallon of prune juice
* Kyol makes evil emacs macros to do his dirty work.
* Samwise hates it when / someone else beats him to the / most obvious joke
* mdxi can't think of any good haiku because his nick is 4 syllables
* Lots42 smokes/ crack and does some heroin/ haikus are damn hard
* kaufman sees Kyol / proudly brandishing trophy / wear it in good health
* Leth leth is really glad / his nick's just one syllable / easier haikus
* Lots42 says/ talk talk talk talk talk talk talk / silence is mad'ning
* Samwise wonders who / leth leth could possibly be / schizophrenic much?
* CrazyClimber thinks / it's ok for a haiku to be / just a bit short
* tieboy / says / fuck haikus / silly ru/ les
* shil writes a big-ass / query for mysql / will take rest of day
*** Lots42 is now known as Spinn
<Spinn> talk or I'll/ kill you all
* Spinn says shit
* tieboy waves bye bye to lots
* Leth goes to eat food / maybe he'll make less typos / on a full stomach
*** Signoff: Spinn (Leaving)
* Samwise watches everyone type their clever /kick commands
* mdxi calls a 10 yard penalty on breaking the gag and a 15 yard penalty on impersonating spinn
* shil damns lots... /kick fubar was all ready.
* tieboy throws in a couple more penalties
* shil throws in 2 pennies
* Leth wishes he had Lots' netmask to impose a +b
*** Leth is now known as Leth^fud
* Leth^fud watches everyone count the syllables
* CrazyClimber reminds Leth of the log
* SeanQ suggests "mdxi can't / think of any good haiku / four syllable nick" is a damn fine haiku in and of itself
* kaufman knows just what / Leth is going to eat now / Big plate of carats
* mdxi points out that proper haiku have each line as a complete thought
* Lots42 offers choclate and peanut butter cookies as a way of apologizing.
* mdxi wonders how many people were waiting for that bit of pedantry
* shil leaves soon to eat / mexican for lunch today / watch out afterwards
* tieboy feels so slow / synapses loathe to respond / need some coffee, stat
* kaufman wonders when this channel's ever had a complete though
<kaufman> t
* Kyol also seems to remember that haikus are supposed to have something to do with nature or the seasons or some other hippy-dippy shit like that.
* kaufman waves sadly / typo done him in one more time / come to me old boot
* tieboy pats kaufman on shoulder
* CrzyClmbr realizes his net connection today is as sharp and reliable as his mind
* SeanQ mutters oath / owner dispensed body spray / right outside my door
* Lots42 sits/ in hippy dippy nature/ watches wolves eat deer
* mdxi would repost his magnum opus Dr. Seuss rhyme explaining haiku, but it would just irritate people.
* SeanQ light-headed / fragrance causes delusions / that you, Auntie Em?
* tieboy wants to hear, er, see it
* Lots42 scarfs/ peanut butter cookies and / makes a bathroom run
* CrzyClmbr notices he doesn't have ops
* kaufman believes that / Lots42 could better / nature euphemize
* SeanQ decides to / give Golden Euph[e]mism / to Lots42
* CrzyClmbr wonders if, now that he has his shorter nick, he can find out how to get MrLuke to recognize him
* Lots42 scream / and moans in bathroom as the / feelings overwhelm
* shil goes to lunch now.. bbl
* tieboy doesn't need to know anything about Lots's doots
* Lots42 thinks / how he could start a private / message thing in here
* kaufman suggests Leth / Self-contained haiku for log's / URL addresss
*** kaufman has been kicked off channel #spinnwebe by Samwise (You thought we forgot / about your breaking the rule / and now your guard's down)
* Lots42 fears/ raven is logging all this/ bad poetry on web
* SeanQ wonders how Lots would pronounce "poetry" and make that haiku work
* SeanQ thinks it may rhyme with "poultry"
* Kyol watches as / emacs sucks CPU / cherry blossoms fall.
* CrzyClmbr points out to Lots that there are good tries and there are poetries
* Lots42 fears/ raven is logging all this/ bad haiuku on web
* SeanQ snnnkt's at Bob's horrible pun
* Samwise wonders when / one of us will fucking snap / and kill all the rest
* tieboy notices that he pronounces haiku differently too
* kaufman watches as / rjak turns around in fear / leaves without speaking
* Lots42 hits/ cc for the bad pun and laughs / in the woods, fire starts
* tieboy thinks lots is no longer bothering to even try to count syllables
* Lots42 swears/ fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck/ damn damn damn damn damn
* kaufman writes poem: / quoth the raven nevermore / that was a poetry
* Samwise drums his fingers on the desk as he counts off the syllables
* Kyol ponders. Klingon haiku?
* rJak stares silently/wondering why he walked in/this conversation.
* tieboy wonders what this would be like if the Japanese had picked a 48/98/48 format instead
* SeanQ wonders if Lots42 can count to seven without removing his pants and those of his neighbor
* Lots42 thinks/ 'Why do I stay I'll only/ forget syllables
* kaufman sees tieboy / multiply by seven and / invent dog haiku
* tieboy boggles at / floods and floods of junk mail, christ / e-mail filters blow
<rJak> I am made of cheese/ of camembert and cheddar/mozzarella too.
* Lots42 counts / to seven and no homo/ activity cheese
* tieboy makes a noise like "snnkkt"
* Lots42 screams/ voice is to loud since we were / silent for long time
* kaufman now cringes / black ink is on the screen there / take it away please
* SeanQ tries to force the rogue line up and off his screen by posting several lines of gibberish
* SeanQ wubba wubba wubba
* Lots42 hates/ having to use think up a one/ syllable word lots
* SeanQ cotchie cootchie coo
* SeanQ humina humina humina
* Lots42 flibbertigibbity
* Samwise thinks "Fuck the stats"
*** SeanQ has been kicked off channel #spinnwebe by kaufman (burning another line or two)
*** SeanQ () has joined channel #spinnwebe
* rJak is sorry/ for breaking the long silence/ he sits in corner.
* rJak says fuck this and sets jeeb on fire.
* mdxi notes that the Dr. Seuss guide to Haiku can be found at http://mdxi.collapsar.cx/spinnwebe/irclogs/seuss.html
* Lots42 reads / porn porn porn porn porn porn porn / its all just flesh now
* tieboy thanks mdxi
* SeanQ notices we've been at this for well over an hour now
*** tieboy is now known as damnShawnThatsCool
*** damnShawnThatsCool is now known as IamImpressed
* rJak does interpretive dance/to ward off the evil spirits/this isn't haiku.
*** kaufman is now known as yup
*** IamImpressed is now known as tieboy
*** yup is now known as kaufman
<Samwise> STOP IT STOP IT ALL OF YOU AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHSCROTUM
* kaufman wonders about the use of converting this thread to Seuss
* Lots42 says / scrotum scrotum scrotum is/ a funny word ha
*** kaufman has changed the topic on channel #spinnwebe to STOP IT STOP IT ALL OF YOU AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHSCROTUM
* rJak slaps Sam.
<rJak> Play along/dammit/you.
* Samwise looks at rJak... you can't do that to me; only Jess can do that to me.
* Kyol comments that actions count towards stats, too.
*** Lots42 is now known as Wildly_Masturbating_Monkeys
* Raven checks the log / 303 funny lines / bigass long web page
*** Wildly_Masturbating_Monkeys has been kicked off channel #spinnwebe by Leth^fud (That felt good to type)
* kaufman works it out / three-oh-three? three-hundred-three? / three-hundred-and-three?
* tieboy does a little werk
* SeanQ sincerely doubts all 303 lines are funny
* Leth agrees, since he didn't type 303 lines personally
* Samwise thinks we should / keep it up until we get / 101 more
*** Wildly_Masturbating_Monkeys (Lots42@AC9FFEF7.ipt.aol.com) has joined channel #spinnwebe
*** kaufman is now known as Pongo
* Pongo says woo :D
*** Pongo is now known as kaufman
* Leth always wanted to kick a bunch of wildly masturbating monkeys
* Leth was never able to find the opportunity before
* Lots42 wonders how to summon Jeeb without speaking.
* CrzyClmbr muses, "s/kick/join/"
* Leth reminds Bob that those opportunities are much more common simply by going to the Stoneham Zoo
* CrzyClmbr invites Leth to the local zoo's monkey cages
*** kaufman is now known as SeanQ2
* SeanQ hands leth the trophy, thanks kaufman for his suport
* SeanQ2 reminds Bob that those opportunities are much more common simply by going to the perfume counter at Wal-Mart
*** SeanQ2 is now known as kaufman
* Samwise prepares to fling dung at Bob & blame the monkeys
* CrzyClmbr thinks twice about dinner next week
* SeanQ is astounded at how quickly his new computer is able to compress his mail folders
* rJak mistakes that as a start of a free for all and breaks the piano over Lots's head.
* kaufman watches sean reclaim the trophy
* Samwise notes how quickly Sean reclaims the trophy
* Samwise jinxes Ken
* SeanQ regretted that line even as he was typing it
* rJak grabs the trophy and bludgeons Sean.
* Samwise wonders if anyone here besides Raven has irrigated their nose, Nori-like
* CrzyClmbr thinks that considering his coin collection, sean's now ready for a game of bludgeons and dragoons
* Leth offers rJak the number of a counselor to help him work out these repressed euphemisms
* tieboy polishes the trophy
* Lots42 finally notices the piano. is simply glad haikus are gone
*** CrzyClmbr has been kicked off channel #spinnwebe by Leth (not without a bit of admiration, though)
*** CrzyClmbr () has joined channel #spinnwebe
* CrzyClmbr breaks his own rule and offers the URL http://answerpoint.ask.com/servlet/ProcessRequest?RHIVEID=1&RPAGEID=3&HOID=500100000002000000B4180400&HCAT=6_1
* rJak pauses and throws Leth out the window.
* Lots42 notices a bishop run through, andhits him over the head with a stick
* CrzyClmbr comments, "oddly enough, right after lots' comment"
* CrzyClmbr hopes posting that URL doesn't suddenly bring everything to a halt, but fears it already has
* Leth asks CC to look at that question again
* kaufman is still waiting for it to load
* Lots42 grinds to a halt.
* CrzyClmbr doesn't grasp leth's point, but helpfully lets him know that in best euphemism form
* rJak throws Leth out the window again.
* Lots42 throws Leth rJak into the washer
* Leth tells CC to reload the answerpoint page, and calls him an unflattering name free from euphemisms
* CrzyClmbr realizes leth meant that i should reload the page
* Leth feels he should remind rJak and Lots to lift with their legs, since trying to throw someone his size around could seriously injure their backs
* SeanQ is amazed that three of us leapt on that question at once
* SeanQ hugs his trophy
* kaufman suggests reload
* Samwise reloads... 4.
* Lots42 polishes his army helmet.
* CrzyClmbr helps seanq with his small digits
* CrzyClmbr is amused by the ratings on that page
* SeanQ knows what they say about a man with small digits...
* Raven applauds kauf's answer.
* rJak rolls three dice: 4 1 9
* kaufman awaits Raven's answer
* rJak pauses. NINE?
* Raven thinks hers is not nearly as Zen.
* rJak rolls three dice: 6 2 8
*** rJak has been kicked off channel #spinnwebe by SeanQ (rJak rolls three dice: 9 1 1)
* Samwise looks at rJak, reminds him that ability scores are made with 3d6, not 3d10
* kaufman counts answers / Five, Now we just need seven / And then five again.
* mdxi enjoys a cherry poptart
* CrzyClmbr wonders if shawn means the pastry or the comic
* kaufman wonders if Sam hasn't ever played D&D with Spinal Tap?
* Lots42 wonders how long this will go on.
*** rJak () has joined channel #spinnwebe
* Samwise thinks back, but doesn't remember playing with spinal tap
* Leth wonders how many more people will wonder how long this will continuew
* SeanQ suspects mdxi means the marital aid
* CrzyClmbr wonders what his ident password is
* Lots42 wishes he could do more then just blatant sexual references
* Leth agrees
* kaufman explains to Samwise, their dice go up to 11.
* mdxi has enjoyed the comic, but is currently enjoying a breakfast pastry
* Samwise thinks... and realizes any 11 sided die would give uneven results
* tieboy debates this for no real reason
* Leth offers the URL http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/news/local/html98/tgif15m_20000615.html for perusal
* Samwise challenges tie to come up with 11 regular sides that will fit around a sphere
* CrzyClmbr congraulations sam on his recovery after the outburst
* Samwise is feeling much better now
* Samwise goes home for lunch
* Lots42 goes fucking hell shit muncher because he can
* Lots42 ponders crop futures
* Leth gives up and give the lifetime achievement award to Samwise for Best Use of Euphemisms
* mdxi casually rolls his d11, d47 and d91
* Lots42 decides to shut off IRC as soon as someone types another line.
* CrzyClmbr waves bye to lots
* Lots42 screams
*** Signoff: Lots42 (Leaving)
* SeanQ has to go also
* SeanQ wishes the channel a merry weekend
* kaufman tips his hat to SeanQ
*** Signoff: SeanQ (* SeanQ leaves the channel)
* CrzyClmbr would say seeya, sean
* Raven waits for the vendor so we can get rid of a buttload of equipment. Yay!
*** Signoff: rJak (loggin off now...funk soul brother)
* CrzyClmbr wonders if the vendors knows where that equipment has been.
* Raven likes http://answerpoint.ask.com/servlet/ProcessRequest?RHIVEID=1&RPAGEID=4&S0=6&HCAT=6_1&HOID=50010000000200000051190400
* Leth gives S.D. four stars, although a gratuitous use of "Ya pucking fool" would have been nice, too
* kaufman reminds Raven that some people can be a wee bit dense
* Leth cites Lots42 to back up kaufman's claim
* kaufman reads back -- jaw drops at Raven's awesome use of euphemism
* Raven wonders what kauf is referring to.
* kaufman reminds raven about "getting rid of a buttload of equipment"
* tieboy 's ass is empty
* CrzyClmbr doesn't see anything in his, either
<raven> http://answerpoint.ask.com/servlet/ProcessRequest?RHIVEID=1&RPAGEID=4&S0=6&HCAT=6_1&HOID=5001000000020000005D180400
* tieboy thinks maybe you could make a cylindar with 11 sides, and roll it, and that would work
* tieboy spells things wrong even in his head
* CrzyClmbr thinks there's opportunity to promote the Nori at this page: http://answerpoint.ask.com/servlet/ProcessRequest?RHIVEID=1&RPAGEID=3&HOID=500100000002000000640E0400&HCAT=2_3
*** Bryan () has joined channel #spinnwebe
* Leth fears a chain break
* tieboy waits in anticipation
* CrzyClmbr does too, and greets bryan
* tieboy waves at bryan
* kaufman tells CC that he promoted the nori earlier this week
* Bryan waves to everyone else, then sits quietly in the corner
* CrzyClmbr asks kauf, "to nori general?"
* kaufman adds that there was a question in "sexual health" about removing something from your nose
* Leth ponders what was caught in that nose, then quickly dismisses it for fear of his soul
* kaufman recalls that SeanQ instead recommended some Black & Decker tool
* kaufman reassures Leth that the question was miscategorized
* Bryan wonders why it is that we seem to be having an all-action-afternoon
* CrzyClmbr searches for "nori" in the Health section and is pleasantly amazed at the one question that pops up
* kaufman tells bryan that it matches our all action late morning
* Bryan nods
*** agent_orange () has joined channel #spinnwebe
<agent_orange> greetings, freaks!
* tieboy knew that would happen
* Bryan sighs
* kaufman snkkkts
* CrzyClmbr points out that it isn't the question ken alluded to
<agent_orange> now what?
* tieboy waves to agent
* CrzyClmbr also makes a noise much like "snnkkt"
* Bryan waves to agt
* agent_orange gives the queen wave to his adoring fans
<agent_orange> hello, little people!
* tieboy looks around in confusion
* Bryan scratches head
* Leth sighs in dismay at agt's blatant disregard for peer pressure
* CrzyClmbr sews agt's mouth shut, though not with the balls inside
* mdxi thwacks agto with the clue-by-four
<agent_orange> crzy: wht hppnd t yr vwls?
* kaufman tells cc that he just gave the url ... grep for http://www2.active.ch/~gerstei/index.html
* CrzyClmbr thanks kauf but recommends searching Health for nori just to see the one question that it finds, for a cheap laugh
* tieboy wonders if there's any way to contact the "models" they used for that shoot
* CrzyClmbr wonders if agt's figured it out yet
<agent_orange> nope.
<agent_orange> pretend I'm stupid
* kaufman tells agt that Oberon is king of the fairies
* CrzyClmbr helpfully points agt to http://www.netway.com/~jyuska/log.txt (although it's missing the last hour or so)
* CrzyClmbr calls agt "Lots"
* tieboy tells agent he's a loose cannon and to turn in his badge. He can keep his "piece" however
<agent_orange> o hell
* CrzyClmbr senses that someone isn't in a cooperative mood!
<agent_orange> this is far more information than I expected to deal with
* CrzyClmbr is surprised leth's let agt hang around this long
* Bryan signals to agent that it isn't that hard, all ya have to do is preceed everything with a little ol "/me" and everyone will be happy
* agent_orange surmises he's in over his head and... oh, okay.
* CrzyClmbr wonders why the rain couldn't last until /after/ lunch.
* Bryan nods
* kaufman wonders if CC noticed who put that nori ref
* agent_orange roars a hearty "fuck you all!" oper the general roar of the viking beer hall
* CrzyClmbr lets kaufman know that he did notice
* CrzyClmbr still enjoyed the question nonetheless
* kaufman expects that Crzy was not surprised
* CrzyClmbr figures MrLuke is going to ignore him all day and restores his vowels
*** CrzyClmbr is now known as CrazyClimber
*** Mode change "+o CrazyClimber" on channel #spinnwebe by kaufman
* mdxi points the geeks in channel to http://www.nvg.ntnu.no/sinclair/broczx81.htm
* CrazyClimber thanks ken but acknowledges that he had no plans, and was just trying to figure out how that aspect of MrLuke worked
* agent_orange just isn't up to it and slides offstage
*** Signoff: agent_orange (Livin la vida loca!)
* Leth laughs at mdxi's link
* Leth had two Sinclairs waythehellago
* mdxi admits that his earliest computer experience was with a Apple //c, which relegates him to rank amateur status
* CrazyClimber wishes shawn's first computer had been a CP/M model so he could console him
* CrazyClimber realizes leth isn't paying attention, and he can get away with anything
*** shil () has joined channel #spinnwebe
<MrLuke> [shil] I am Woman, Hear me Roar!
*** LadyJ () has joined channel #spinnwebe
* tieboy wonders if we can kick Mr. Luke now
* Bryan kicks MrLuke
* Bryan shows tie, see it's easy!
* kaufman wonders how shocked shil will be that this is still going on
* Bryan waves to shil, J
* CrazyClimber greets the two fine ladies
* Bryan wonders how long 'this' has been going on
* shil boggles
* tieboy licks shil and gropes J
* Bryan ogles the action around tieboy
* CrazyClimber sets up the webcam
* shil applauds! 3way!
* CrazyClimber shows bryan http://www.netway.com/~jyuska/log.txt, but wishes leth used timestamps
* Bryan boggles
* CrazyClimber figures it started a little more than a couple of hours ago
* tieboy wants his boss to fucking leave already
* CrazyClimber gossips to J and shil that agt stopped by but couldn't take it, and left quite annoyed
* Bryan intones, the Agent broke the silence
* Bryan "repeatedly"
* shil oopsies at cc
*** Signoff: kaufman (Ping timeout)
* Kyol notes that we started this madness at 9:53am CDT.
* Kyol also notes that it started with *CrazyClimber tries to /kick sam but can't move his leg very far or very fast
* CrazyClimber defensively points out that one action does not madness make
* Kyol points out that CC then followed up with "* CrazyClimber trips over the walker and can't get up"
* CrazyClimber thinks that, at this point, everyone has to take a little of the blame
*** kaufman (kaufman@ppp274.dialup.gmu.edu) has joined channel #spinnwebe
* Bryan skillfully dodges all blame
* Kyol further points out that Lots42 didn't catch on quickly in the beginning, but Samwise took the motif and ran with it.
* Bryan hey, the bandwagon was already in full effect by the time I showed up
* Kyol concludes by saying that yer all a buncha wankers.
* CrazyClimber is appalled by bryan's cheating
* Bryan gives CC a raspberry
* kaufman recovers from his out-of-the-blue FBSOD and gently requests that someone closer to Seattle shove a red hot poker up Bill Gates' ass
*** CrazyClimber has been kicked off channel #spinnwebe by Leth (I got dragged into a meeting, but scrollback tells all)
*** CrazyClimber () has joined channel #spinnwebe
* CrazyClimber prefers strawberries but enjoys bryan's snack anyway
* LadyJ wonders why everyone is so quiet
* Bryan corrects CC, no as in I stick out my tongue and make that "phbt!" sound at you!!
<Bryan> me goes "phbt!" to everyone in the channel
<Bryan> oops
<Bryan> sorry
*** Bryan has been kicked off channel #spinnwebe by Leth (rules are rules)
* kaufman puts Bryan's raspberry on a waffle
* LadyJ points and laughs at Bryan
*** Bryan () has joined channel #spinnwebe
* CrazyClimber thinks, "he only made it worse on himself"
*** Bryan has been kicked off channel #spinnwebe by kaufman (/me's turn)
* LadyJ wonders how all this came about
*** Bryan () has joined channel #spinnwebe
* Bryan wonders who's kicking me this time
* Kyol points LJ up a few lines in the scrollback.
* kaufman asks Leth to give J the log's URL
* Kyol thinks "Ooh!"
* CrazyClimber shrugs and points out the lack of an @ before his nick
*** Bryan has been kicked off channel #spinnwebe by Kyol (For kicks.)
* Leth thinks he should add the past seven hours to the log
* shil too
* LadyJ points out that it's been going on since before she got here
* Kyol thinks that it must be Friday. We're all too easily amused.
*** Kyol has been kicked off channel #spinnwebe by Leth (You're right! Wheeeeeee)
*** Kyol () has joined channel #spinnwebe
* kaufman reminds Kyol that those of who aren't need to sit at the kiddie table here
* Leth prepares for retaliation
* CrazyClimber helpfully points out to the complainers that at least the haiku phase ended hours ago
* Leth agrees with Bob / it would be just terrible / to start it again
*** Leth has been kicked off channel #spinnwebe by Kyol (Not haiku. Hai-me!)
*** Leth () has joined channel #spinnwebe
* Kyol doesn't know what that means either.
* kaufman thinks it's Japanese for "whoop-ass"
*** Leth has changed the topic on channel #spinnwebe to Topic for #spinnwebe is STOP IT STOP IT ALL OF YOU AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHSCROTUM
* Leth amuses himself with recursive topic-ing
* tieboy finally got Mr Luke to gimme love
*** Kyol has changed the topic on channel #spinnwebe to Topic for #spinnwebe: Topic for #spinnwebe is STOP IT STOP IT ALL OF YOU AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHSCROTUM
* tieboy thinks, er, s/gimme/give him
*** Leth has been kicked off channel #spinnwebe by kaufman (You were kicked by kaufman)
*** Leth () has joined channel #spinnwebe
<tieboy> i want to get kicked at least once
* CrazyClimber taunts / tieboy with a waving foot / that stays wher it is
*** tieboy has been kicked off channel #spinnwebe by Kyol (Glad to oblige.)
*** tieboy () has joined channel #spinnwebe
<MrLuke> [tieboy] Well, hello Mr. Fancy Pants
* Kyol wonders if we should kick MrLuke for not taling in actions.
*** Signoff: MrLuke (Client exited)
* kaufman notes that luke's haikus have been utterly abysmal too
* tieboy me me me
* Leth is reminded by Kyol to switch MrLuke to the new routing tables
*** tieboy has been kicked off channel #spinnwebe by kaufman (you asked for it)
*** tieboy () has joined channel #spinnwebe
*** Mode change "+o tieboy" on channel #spinnwebe by kaufman
* CrazyClimber asks Kyol if there's any way to reset a password with MrLuke
*** MrLuke () has joined channel #spinnwebe
* Leth nods at CrazyClimber, and goes off to reset it
* Leth waves at MrLuke again
*** Signoff: MrLuke (Client exited)
* CrazyClimber would say "Thanks, Leth" if he could
*** MrLuke () has joined channel #spinnwebe
* Leth wonders why the hostnames come up sometimes, and not others
* Kyol points out the fact that the original inventors of the internet smoked _lots_ of pot. Why wonder about anything?
* tieboy thinks "AL GORE???"
<shil> I have to reboot.. kick me one time for good measure :)
*** Signoff: shil (I like waffles)
* Leth curses his slow typing
* kaufman suggests that Leth be ready for her return
* Leth prepares a macro for shil
*** CrazyClimber is now known as CrzyClmbr
* Kyol giggles at the euphamism..
*** CrzyClmbr is now known as CrazyClimber
* tieboy kinda wishes kemlo would show up
*** MrLuke has been kicked off channel #spinnwebe by Leth (you piece of shit bot)
*** MrLuke () has joined channel #spinnwebe
*** MrLuke has been kicked off channel #spinnwebe by tieboy (yeah!)
*** MrLuke () has joined channel #spinnwebe
* CrazyClimber is impressed with how MrLuke takes a /kicking and keeps on ticking
<Leth> he's gotta go anyhow....that machine needs a reboot
*** Signoff: MrLuke (Client exited)
*** Leth has been kicked off channel #spinnwebe by tieboy (you silly person.)
*** Leth () has joined channel #spinnwebe
*** CrazyClimber is now known as CCsAtLunch
* Leth removes tieboy's password entries from MrLuke's config files
* CCsAtLunch promises to bbiaw
* tieboy thinks that he always kicks the wrong people
* kaufman reminds tieboy of the wisdom, "physician kick thyself"
*** kaufman has been kicked off channel #spinnwebe by tieboy (my leg don't bend that way)
*** kaufman () has joined channel #spinnwebe
*** Bryan () has joined channel #spinnwebe
*** tieboy has been kicked off channel #spinnwebe by kaufman (but your head does)
*** tieboy (tieboy@138.9.72.49) has joined channel #spinnwebe
<Bryan> not even actions any more, huh?
*** Signoff: Bryan (Leaving)
*** Sim (~cvd@adsl-254-7.adsl.xs4all.nl) has joined channel #spinnwebe
* tieboy waves to Sim
<Sim> scrotum
* kaufman is surprised Sim is back so early
<Sim> hello scrotumboy
<Sim> well, I just had some dinner... the big event hasn'thappened yet
*** MrLuke (~MrLuke@rogue.aptis.com) has joined channel #spinnwebe
* tieboy wonders if he should let the scrotum comment slide or not
* Leth will ba back in a bit
<Sim> Hmmm... something about role reversal crosses my mind
*** Leth is now known as Leth^Mtg
* Kyol scrolls the non-action text off the screen.
* tieboy hopes Leth has a good meeting
* Sim chuckles at scrotumboy
*** SamMunch is now known as Samwise
* Kyol has schedules an IMPROMPTU MEETING between HIS DONG and YOUR FACE.
* tieboy wants a cigarette more than anything else in the world right now
<Sim> tieboy: what's stopping you?
* tieboy has to wait for his boss to leave
* Samwise returns and wonders why/how you fuckers are still doing this
* kaufman replies, magnificently (with a couple exceptions)
<Sim> samscrotum: what?
* tieboy waves urgently to Sim
* Samwise points out to Sim that no one is talking.
<Sim> Huh?
* Samwise hints that talking can get you kicked today
<Sim> Eh?
<Sim> ok ok .. I'll shut up
<Sim> I'm sorry, am I being more annoying than I should be?
* Samwise reaches through the line and types "/me" on sim's computer
* mdxi laughs quietly to himself
* Sim is going now... see ya's
* Sim . o O ( Hopefully I'll be less drunk when I get back. :-)
*** Signoff: Sim ([x]chat)
* Samwise thinks it's a pity that Sim leaves just when he gets it figured out.
* tieboy isn't sure he did, really
* kaufman reassures Sam that Sim has a far better fate in store for him
*** shil () has joined channel #spinnwebe
<MrLuke> [shil] I am Woman, Hear me Roar!
* Samwise wonders when we'll tire of this enough to quit it
* shil thinks never :P
* Samwise feels bad for the non-thinking shil
* shil thinks all the damn time, fuck you very much.
* mdxi gets bored
<Samwise> Alright. That's it.
*** shil has been kicked off channel #spinnwebe by Leth^Mtg (I missed you the first time (VNC rocks))
*** shil () has joined channel #spinnwebe
<Samwise> I'm mutinying.
<Samwise> La la la la laaaaaa la la!
* shil giggles at mdxi
* shil puts sam in time out for not playing nicely with others
<Samwise> Muhuhuhahahahha
* kaufman unrolls some Bounty and sticks it under Sam
<Samwise> Bounty?
<Samwise> Dryer sheets?
<Samwise> Static cling?
*** kaufman has been kicked off channel #spinnwebe by Leth^Mtg (there are limits, y'know)
*** kaufman () has joined channel #spinnwebe
<Samwise> I don't get it.
<kaufman> paper towels
<Samwise> DUh
<kaufman> for you to mutiny on
*** Samwise is now known as Triumph
* Leth^Mtg prefers Corvairs
<Triumph> I love #spinnwebe, it is a great channel...
<Triumph> ...for me to POOP on!
*** Triumph is now known as Samwise
* kaufman shares the trophy with Sam
<kaufman> hey, hadn't said anything in 3+ hours; did I miss anything?
<mdxi> not really, no.


Heather Garvey / Raven / raven@xnet.com
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