17 going on 2 to 5

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<CrazyClimber> speaking of preteen sex: http://www.sptimes.com/News/042601/TampaBay/Father_avoids_teen_se.shtml
<babich> says something about this channel that that link is /.'ed
<SeanQ> says we're all a bunch of geeks
<Agent_Orange> fine lookin' family, there
<SoiledGreen> CC: that is the exact same thing that happened to me.
<SoiledGreen> and that's fucked up.
<CrazyClimber> shoulda moved there and married her
<KemloCaesar> did you get her pregnant?
<kaufman> instead of marrying her shoes
<SoiledGreen> no, but her parents still told the DA no to press charges.
<Agent_Orange> you bangewd a 13 year-old? Dude!
<SoiledGreen> s/no/not
* Agent_Orange high-fives SG
<babich> man. I cant wait to be 17 and fuck up my life by having two kids with a 15 year old.
<SoiledGreen> she was 13, i was 17.
<SeanQ> 17 going on 2 to 5
<babich> Soiled: You should have wised up and had 2 kids. That would have shown them how responsible you were.
<SoiledGreen> but the guy is looking quite pissed in the picture.
<Agent_Orange> well, the looks go to hell after they turn 15, you know?
<KemloCaesar> fucking OFFICE just KILLED my DOCUMENT....
<kaufman> * SoiledGreen stars as Jimmy Stewart in "It's a Wonderful Wife"
<mdxi> Agent_Orange: i know, you can't pretend they're actually boys after that.
<SoiledGreen> bab: i was on more sedative then than my body could handle. kids were impossible.
<mdxi> mostly....
<kaufman> ctcp KemloCaesar ltq
<babich> Pederast Paperclip: "You look like your tring to knock up a 14 year old, would you like any help with that"
<mdxi> "Hi, it looks like you're trying to actually get some work done! Can't have that, can we?" *BSOD*
<SoiledGreen> that guy has that "wait till the camera man is gone, so i can beat the fuck out of you" look.
<babich> Soiled: I had to make a cock ring out of radium for that effect. Should have gone your route
<mdxi> CAREFUL...WE'LL GET PROBED
<Agent_Orange> Why do the guys on COPS never wear shirts? Do the pigs just target guys with mullets and molester moustaches and no shirts?
<babich> he's all down on one side of the couch, she's on the other side ...with the baby.
<SeanQ> agento: they call it 'profiling' up north
<SoiledGreen> agto: would you trust a man with a mullet?
<kaufman> that sounds like a good Garth Brooks song
<kaufman> o/` Never trust a man with a mullet ...
<babich> Thats why I don't have a mullet. I trusted someone with mine...and *sob* now its gon
<Agent_Orange> "Yew Bitch. Ah'm a-goin' fishin with Dace & Goober!"
<SoiledGreen> god, ken now you got that shit stuck in my head.
* kaufman chalks up another
<SoiledGreen> Ken Kaufman = Bad Mental Images.
<SeanQ> agto: re 15 yr olds: the looks go to hell, but at least they look less repulsive wrapped in scrotum
<SeanQ> just ask Darren when he gets back
<kaufman> soiled: you prefer goalie069?
* SoiledGreen dives for the brillo.
<SoiledGreen> you BASTARD!
<kaufman> since you missed the morning show, we have to rerun it for you
* mdxi is proud to have never seen either the boi OR tmr pictures
<kaufman> did you also miss the soup video?
<Agent_Orange> 13-year olds are uncomplicated. 15 year olds are all jaded and used up and leathery
* babich has not seen the pics, doesnt really know what they are of, and won't be asking
<mdxi> nah, that was fun
<Agent_Orange> like an old catcher's mitt
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<tieboy> well
<KemloCaesar> or a temporary worker.


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