THIS ISN'T VERY CONDUSIVE TO MY GENERAL HEALTH AND WELL BEING

<spinn> guess wht I've been reading. g'won. guess.
<Kyol> Dianetics?
<Elkman> Famewolf's poetry?
<agent_orange> Chicken Soup for the Soul?
<agent_orange> Your tax refund?
<CCsVerySleepyToday> men are from mars, women are from venus?
<spinn> TWO GUESSES PEOPLE
<Kyol> Battlefield Earth?
<spinn> okay have more
<raven> The specs for Olestra?
<Kyol> Tea leaves?
<agent_orange> Gospel of Luke?
<CCsVerySleepyToday> the back of the Wheaties box?
<Elkman> The marketing literature for Xenical?
<tieboy> palms?
<CCsVerySleepyToday> the flaming words on your wall... "Kill the mall."
<agent_orange> okay, we give.
<spinn> THIS ISN'T VERY CONDUSIVE TO MY GENERAL HEALTH AND WELL BEING
<TomtheFish> geeks
<TomtheFish> and merry men
<tieboy> body language?
<spinn> JESUS
<CCsVerySleepyToday> reading, pennsylvania?
<TomtheFish> the bibl
<raven> the Bible?
<TomtheFish> e
<CCsVerySleepyToday> ah, the new testament.
<tieboy> Heloise's Helpful Hints
<Kyol> Anything by e.e.cummings?
<raven> Miss Manners' Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behavior?
<CCsVerySleepyToday> recipes for canard confit?
<tieboy> The House at Pooh Corner?
<spinn> i'm going to stat punching my FAT STUPID FACE just out of SPITE AND BOREDOM
<SeanQ> back:
<SeanQ> Zippy?
<Kyol> leisuretown?
<agent_orange> ahhhh... DocEvil's autobiography!
<CCsVerySleepyToday> spite and boredom... the Trib?
<tieboy> Thomas Pynchon?
<spinn> okay, tell me you know it's leisuretown and you're just goofing
<CCsVerySleepyToday> Mike Mulligan and his Steam Shovel?
<raven> What the hell is leisuretown?
<spinn> whooo!
<spinn> you in for de treat, rave
<agent_orange> oh, sure. hahaha. had you going there.
<spinn> www.leisuretown.com
<CCsVerySleepyToday> the Microsoft Word manual?
<spinn> start slow.
<spinn> http://www.leisuretown.com/library/index.html
<Kyol> See, I found the Q.A episode to be the funniest so far.
<spinn> kyol, PLEASE PARTAKE IN A BANQUET OF I GIVE A RAT'S ASS
<CCsVerySleepyToday> Wired?
<CCsVerySleepyToday> the job listings?
<Elkman> Old IRC logs?
<CCsVerySleepyToday> the DFC archive?
<spinn> frick, I gotta stop reading this
<spinn> I'm gonna lose it at work
<spinn> and we all know what a tradgedy that would be
<spinn> no more LICKING BALLS for the MAN
<agent_orange> say, spinn, are you still quitting or did they buy you off?
<agent_orange> guess that aswers that
<spinn> sure, and extra twenty in my paycheck, i'll ream myself with the big red fire extinguisher, yes sir