#spinnwebe Logs : and then they sewed his balls shut in his mouth
Ed. : Nothing really led up to agent_orange's opening statement, other than someone new entering the channel, but we ran with it.
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<agent_orange> and then they sewed his balls shut in his mouth, just for being an asshole!
<CrazyClimber> well, he deserved it, the rat bastard.
<mdxiAway> no, no, they ripped off his cods and fed them to the dogs
<CrazyClimber> if I'd gone to that GTG I would've helped hold him down.
<Elkman> But did they have to stick bamboo shoots under his fingernails? That was painful just to read.
<Raven> He deserved more than that, Bob.
<mdxiAway> he shoulda left Penelope alone. you don't fuck wit Odesseyus's bitch.
<Elkman> I hear they're trying to auction off the pictures on eBay.
<agent_orange> sure sounded funny calling 911, though... "Eye alls ur nn eye OUTH!"
<Elkman> Or they tried, until eBay yanked them for being in bad taste.
<CrazyClimber> i can imagine the bad taste.
<CrazyClimber> considering what happened to them before they were stuffed in his mouth.
<Elkman> Even with the barbecue sauce?
<CrazyClimber> yeah, too little too late, at that point.
<agent_orange> well, he hasn't squealed yet.
<Elkman> Oh, wait. It wasn'tbarbecue sauce, it was Scorned Woman hot sauce. Which seemed appropriate.
<agent_orange> let me rephrase that
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<agent_orange> he squaled plenty
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<agent_orange> but he hasn't gone to the authorities
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<Samwise> OK, was it shake violently *then* hit it...?
<CrazyClimber> that we know of anyway, agt
<agent_orange> you kidding? they'd be all over this channel if they knew
<CrazyClimber> well, you never know. new people do show up.
<CrazyClimber> we should probably take this to the other channel.
<Raven> Yeah, good idea.
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<Elkman> And we'd better get rid of those mentions of the "fellowship contest".
<Samwise> Other channel?
<agent_omerta> Tell LJ to behave at that "Party"--you know how she gets with a few sazeracs in her
<CrazyClimber> nice, sam
<agent_omerta> yeah, way to play dumb
<Samwise> *wink* Ohhhh, thaaaaat channel...
<Elkman> I know the FBI monitors IRC servers, but do they only know about EFNet and DalNet?
<CrazyClimber> i dunno, but i'm glad we can trust kyol and hockeyfag.
<Raven> This is a private network, Elk.
<agent_omerta> there are ears everywhere
<CrazyClimber> kinda like the beginning of Blue Velvet
<Elkman> Well, you can only have so much privacy.
<agent_omerta> I think hockeyfag would break. they could get him to talk.
<CrazyClimber> so how's yout "laserwriter situation" now, agt?
<agent_omerta> a little tossed salad and he blabs all
<KemloCaesar> "Tossed salad" - interesting euphemism.
<agent_omerta> I'm "purging" the "fonts in memory" bob, and hope to begin "duplexing"
<Leth> Yeah, I'd think it's vague enough that people wouldn't realize it means "towheaded Dutch lad"
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