It's like Russian Roulette, with your anus.
<Raven> Hmmmm, 3% raise this year. whoo.
<Elkman> Party at Raven's place tonight!
<SeanQ> refuse it on principle, raven
<CrazyClimber> you can make up the difference in free soda, rave.
<SeanQ> CC: or 5 cent returnables
<CrazyClimber> well, that plus a buck a can, three cans a day -- that's a $1K raise
<Agent_Orange> 3% raise and extra coffeemate in the break room!
<CrazyClimber> of course, that's working weekends and holidays. you need five cans a day to get $1K out of a standard work year.
<Elkman> Just drive into the office on Saturday, pick up a can of pop, and leave. Who says you have to WORK on a weekend?
<Agent_Orange> It's *work* time, not *play* time, ms. garvey! hup hup hup!
<TMR> Cans of what?
<Elkman> Castrol GTX.
<mdxi> 4 out of 5 NASCAR drivers use Castrol GTX in their automobiles.
<Elkman> Motorola doesn't want its employees to worry about viscosity and thermal breakdown.
<mdxi> you don't wanna know what the 5th one does with it
* Agent_Orange has no trouble with viscosity
<mdxi> Engineered for today's higher-revving sysadmins?
* Leth had some thermal breakdown problems once, though
<Samwise> I do have the occasional thermal breakdown.
<Leth> but I'm feeling much better now
<TMR> He uses it as a vodka mixer?
* Agent_Orange will admit to the occasional vapor lock
* Elkman doesn't want to start in the mornings
<Samwise> Agt: I"m sure those around you appreciate you "locking" your "vapor".
<Agent_Orange> sam: better than backfiring
<Samwise> We used to call that GBL
<Samwise> Gambled But Lost
<TMR> It's like Russian Roulette, with your anus.
<Samwise> Yup...most of the time, you get a pleasant relief of pressure...but you could end up with trouser chili.
<Elkman> Just keep that red chili pepper in your trousers where it belongs.
<Agent_Orange> Samwise was today awarded the Red chili of The Trouser by Her Majesty the Queen
<CrazyClimber> x loop de most of the time you get a pleasant relief of pressure but you could end up with trouser chili.
<jeeb> CrazyClimber: most the time receive you a pleasant discharge of the printing, but you could terminate with trouserpaprika above.
<TMR> Pleasent discharge of the printing?
<TMR> Anal fax machines?
<CrazyClimber> i've been terminated because of trouserpaprika
<Agent_Orange> jeeb, farting?
<jeeb> farting is most the time receive you a pleasant discharge of the printing, but you could terminate with trouserpaprika.
<TMR> UND CLOSE DER POOPENSPIGOT!
<Agent_Orange> fur der liebe auf gott!
<CrazyClimber> i'm naming my next band "trouser paprika."
<Agent_Orange> this trouser chili has too much paprika
* Agent_Orange adds some capers
<CrazyClimber> ruffiani are known for their capers.
<Agent_Orange> trouser paprika, bunghole caperberries...
<TomtheFish> i think all of you need a time out
* kaufman does not order the tossed salad
<Agent_Orange> and is this a kalamata olive? ...
<kaufman> topped with shiitcake mushrooms ...
<SeanQ> CC: your first big hit: "Don't ask where the Bing Cherries have been."
<Agent_Orange> Mom, meet my lifepartner, bing...
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