That's a molester. Totally.
<mdxi> when we went out for lunch today i saw a rack of those TAKE ONE FREE rags that's nothing but a bunch of comically misspelled classified ads
<mdxi> so i grabbed one
<disenchanted> Were the misspellings intentional?
<mdxi> "SILVER HAS BEEN KNOWN TO BE TOXIC TO ANTHRAX SPORES AND OVER 650 OTHER VIRUSES!"
<mdxi> now, taxonomy issues aside
* tieboy eats some flatware
<mdxi> hell, i dunno. i can't figure out exactly how to mock that one. it's too wrong.
<mdxi> "YAMAHA HUNTING GOLF CART! GAS POWERED!"
<mdxi> for when "sitting in a tree" is just too much work
<disenchanted> There aren't any misspellings there.
<disenchanted> Although, I suppose capital letters and exclamation marks are being abused.
<tieboy> nothing sets wild animals at ease like gas-powered engines
<disenchanted> I'm going to go study for my final. Something tells me that studying will be more entertaining and fun.
<mdxi> for everyone
<disenchanted> Just for that, I'm staying a little while longer.
<Samwise> Way to hex it, mdxi.
<disenchanted> Hey, I'm not all bad.
<mdxi> my bad
<mdxi> here, let me try to make it up. the following quotation marks are not mine:
<mdxi> "MONEY" can be "made from the comforts of "your home".
<mdxi> the info address is a trailer park in the appalachian mountains
<disenchanted> Those quotations are messed up.
<tieboy> indeed, they be whack
<SeanQ> well that does explain why "home" would be in quotes
<disenchanted> And also the period...
<tieboy> money = moss &bits of bark
<disenchanted> It's out of bounds.
<tieboy> comfort = while being molested by your brother/uncle
<agent_orange> "For certain values of 'money'"
<mdxi> YOUNG CHRISTIAN COUPLE just moved here! In search of a new life in the Great South and With Christ! In search of camper home or mobile home that we could make payments on until we can get on our feet! Also, we are in desperate need of WORK!
<disenchanted> mdxi, you're making that up.
<mdxi> i'm reading that as "serial killers just wandered into area, seek first kill in this state"
<tieboy> maybe they should ASK JESUS for some WORK
<agent_orange> MARRIED COUSINS seek refuge from REVENOORS
<mdxi> oh, here's a combination of oldies: "IF YOU have 5-395 pounds to lose, you can earn $200-$1690 Part-Time! Proven program!"
<agent_orange> A WORLD where NAKED PICTURES of YOURSELF are the COIN of the REALM
<mdxi> YOU: sister. ME: brother. OBJECT: muskrat love
<tieboy> 'YOU WAS IN THE FEED STORE, ME: STRAW HAT, 6 KIDS"
<Down10> I'm not a stalker. Really. I'm not. Call me. I really want to meet you. Call me.
<mdxi> YOU: LONG TALL SALLY ON INTERNATIONAL HARVESTER COMBINE. ME: SCRAWNY SMOKER IN AC/DC WIFEBEATER. EYES MET ACROSS A DUSTY SLAUGHTERHOUSE CORRAL
<tieboy> You: PARAMEDICAL ME: ARM CAUGHT IN 'TER THRESHER. MEET FOR HORSESHOES?
<agent_orange> You was in the unemployment line: molester mustache, base ball hat, chaw. Too drunk to talk then. I was the cirty7 blonde with the kools and the black eye. Meet me at Stumpy's happy hour for stingers.
<mdxi> ooh, here's an ad warning "JEHOVAS WITNESSES" and "MORMONS (LDS)" about the path to hellfire they're on
<mdxi> and it includes a URL! http://www.ftfacts.com/
<tieboy> YOU: SHEEP ME: SHEEPFUCKER. MEET FOR FUCKING/LATTE?
<tieboy> YOU: HORSE ME: SHEEPFUCKER. I WILL CHANGE 4 U!!!
<mdxi> Mormons Hotline
<mdxi> 24 hour recorded message for mormons
<mdxi> (770) 271-4992
<mdxi> that's a long message
<Down10> Hot horny mormons
<mdxi> i'm not making this one up: SORRY FOR SIN? Repent, 1-900-REPENT, 254-773-7368, $3 first minute $1 addl. minute
<SeanQ> I don't believe you
<SeanQ> scan it
<SeanQ> then fax it to me
<SeanQ> but I still won't believe it
<tieboy> NO WAY IS THAT REEL LIAR FAG
<tieboy> IM ME
<mdxi> MACINTOSH COMPUTERS - Cheap! Cheap! Cheap! Contact 706-549-9200
<mdxi> HAMMOND organ and PECAN dining room set with China Cabinet! 706-376-8604
<tieboy> mmm! sounds delicious
<Down10> Allow me to romance you with organ music and fine dining
<tieboy> you should put these in your blog, mdxi
<mdxi> HARRY POTTER fill size flying car bed with many extras! 678-300-7797
<mdxi> What the fuck, sir?
<Down10> That's a molester. totally
<mdxi> tieboy: i'm no longer bound to kill you, as that page no longer exists
<tieboy> here i thought i had a new way to troll you
<mdxi> SPIRIT WOLF MOBILE HOME SALES - "Largest Selection of Bank Foreclosures in the State of Georgia" - Leader of the Pack!
<tieboy> where's your page, you dick
<mdxi> on "hiatus'"
<Down10> I'm sure they smell wonderful
<mdxi> it's UNDER CONSTRUCTION [animated blinky GIF]
<mdxi> PaRdOn My PrOgReSs
<mdxi> h3r3 wE gR0\/\/ 4gAiN
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