*** spinn is now known as Photon14
<StanXhiao> heehee
<StanXhiao> now it's time for Sean to be DML
*** SeanQ is now known as DMLaenker
<StanXhiao> see?
<DMLaenker> i feel so at home here today...
<StanXhiao> Here, have some sausage boy
*** Photon14 is now known as DMLadamn
<DMLadamn> too late.
<DMLaenker> this channel fits me like a snug hairshirt
<StanXhiao> <spwew!>
*** DMLadamn is now known as LadyJ
<LadyJ> So when the fuck am I gonna get ops?
<Elkman> Hi, Lady!
<K_Man> Heya J
<Elkman> Lady lady lady lady lady!
<LadyJ> lady? what lady?
<DMLaenker> i took six or seven journals out of the library today, to try and diagnose Parade Kid
* mdxi hands DML a book on german pholosophy and teanquilizer addiction
<LadyJ> oh! me lady!
<LadyJ> mesa lady, yes!
*** StanXhiao is now known as LJ_atlarg
<LJ_atlarg> *sigh*
<K_Man> Oh, waitaminute...
<LadyJ> Guys, I wants sex. And plenty of it.
<LadyJ> Just not from any of you.
<LJ_atlarg> My piercings hurt
*** agtorange is now known as ParadeKid
<DMLaenker> i think he has Obsessive repulsive Displysia, with a touch of Edible Complex, and maybe Orcan Hallucinations
* Elkman hands LadyJ some sex... er, wait. Never mind.
<LJ_atlarg> I'm jonesing for a big Frito
<ParadeKid> Ilove the attention! Bring it on!
*** LadyJ is now known as DML_fan
*** mdxi is now known as furplay
<DML_fan> you are SO right.
<DML_fan> why are you so brilliant?
<furplay> spinn, you spineless bastard!
*** CrzyClmbr is now known as Famewoof
<furplay> i hate all of you losers
<LJ_atlarg> There's this chick in our office. AARGH!
<furplay> go on, just do exactly what he says! i want you to!
<Famewoof> There once was a girl from Nantucket
* DMLaenker flips thru the book, trying to find furplay's problem
<ParadeKid> And then I wore my firey kitten costume to the shetl and I got alot of attention there too.
*** DML_fan is now known as K8_fan
<LJ_atlarg> She ate all the Danish yesterday so I had to fire her skinny ass
<K8_fan> Of course, you're all WRONG.
*** K_Man is now known as TheBoy
*** ParadeKid is now known as ThDoc
<TheBoy> Maaaaan, i'm stoned...
<ThDoc> You liberal pukes make me sick
*** Elkman is now known as TheDodge
*** K8_fan is now known as spinn
*** furplay is now known as mdxi
*** TheBoy is now known as K_Man
<spinn> that's good, but now let's talk about me
<TheDodge> Enough of this roody poo candy ass shit!
*** DMLaenker is now known as StanXhiao
<mdxi> i like unix! got any porn?
*** LJ_atlarg is now known as _Enigma
*** TheDodge is now known as spinn2
<StanXhiao> hello please!
<mdxi> hey waitaminnit...
<spinn> have you seen my site? look at this page.
*** K_Man is now known as spinn3
<StanXhiao> i am fucking you all now yessirree!
<_Enigma> I think that I shall never hump
<Famewoof> has anyone seen my dad?
<StanXhiao> check out this fat chick's poetry...
<spinn2> There's this place in Wisconsin that I liked.
<spinn> program this for me. Do all my work so I can sell ads, mmmkay?
*** spinn2 is now known as Elkman
*** ThDoc is now known as Samwise
*** mdxi is now known as DML
*** Famewoof is now known as kaufman
<DML> I WANT AN ARCHIVE!
<spinn> okay, lemme change my name back now...
*** StanXhiao is now known as zompist
<kaufman> my handle! i've got my handle back!
<spinn> oh. already there.
<spinn> damn.
<Samwise> Oo! Hobbitses!
<_Enigma> I think that I shall never poke / A woody big as my old Oak
*** spinn3 is now known as mdxi
*** Samwise is now known as agtorange
*** _Enigma is now known as StanXhiao
*** DML is now known as TMR
* zompist says something typically witty and zomp-ish
<mdxi> blah blah blah /unix/ blah blah /porn/ blah blah blah /more unix/ blah blah
*** zompist is now known as SeanQ
*** agtorange is now known as shilantra
<shilantra> what? huh?
<StanXhiao> *sigh*
*** Elkman is now known as Nyder
*** SeanQ is now known as Chasity
* kaufman stifles some kaufing.
<Nyder> # Appears as TIKI.
<spinn> say, shil, nice boobs there
<TMR> i can't think of anything TMR-like to say
* StanXhiao rubs Cheeze Doodle dust on his forehead
<shilantra> oh, you boys...
<Chasity> ** come to my site i'm all nekked!
<Nyder> I say, all you chaps across the pond are quite naff.
*** mdxi is now known as Mahir
<Mahir> I kiss you!!!!!
*** Chasity is now known as SeanQ
*** Nyder is now known as SonnyBono
<LJ-atwork> um.
<SonnyBono> Anyone for skiing?
<TomFish> all right, what have I come back to?
<kaufman> hm, maybe i'll just keep this handle.
*** TomFish is now known as BFD
<BFD> WOOF!
<kaufman> so i guess i have to edit some pages now, huh?
<StanXhiao> Hello please!
<SonnyBono> Anyone seen Cher?
<TMR> i hate my dad. fucking Civ2
<BFD> WOOF!
*** TMR is now known as formless
*** kaufman is now known as famewolf
<formless> who hasn't been mocked?
<LJ-atwork> I haven't
<famewolf> A poem for Sonny: I think that I shall never see/ A thing as lovely as a tree.
* SeanQ mocks himself for good measure
<formless> LJ-atwork: you were at the beginning
<SeanQ> i don;t get it
<LJ-atwork> oh?
<LJ-atwork> someone paste?
<StanXhiao> Chinese fire drill in #spinnwebe!
<SonnyBono> famewolf: I got you, babe.
<Mahir> Yes have you mocked good, J, I kiss you!!!!!
<SeanQ> heheh.. i'm not sure if i'm myself anymore
*** StanXhiao is now known as Sean_Q
<Sean_Q> You're not
<Da_Raven> Thank God I'm logging.
<Leth^> back.....and fairly confused.....
*** famewolf is now known as Cher
* Cher kicks Sonny in the nuts.
*** SeanQ is now known as SeanWho
*** Sean_Q is now known as StanXhiao
*** Cher is now known as famewolf
*** SonnyBono is now known as K_C
<K_C> DIfficult zone: Changing nicknames.
<formless> <LadyJ> Guys, I wants sex. And plenty of it.
<formless> <LadyJ> Just not from any of you.
<formless> <LJ_atlarg> There's this chick in our office. AARGH! <LJ_atlarg> She ate all the Danish yesterday so I had to fire her skinny ass <LJ_atlarg> My piercings hurt
*** famewolf is now known as Ihnatko
*** SeanWho is now known as ProudBBW
<LJ-atwork> wahahaha
<LJ-atwork> who was me?
<ProudBBW> stop making fun of my webring, or i'll sit on your skinny ass
<Ihnatko> I never had a fucking pseudonym! It was all a fucking joke!
*** K_C is now known as hockeyfag
*** Mahir is now known as VicePopeD
*** Leth^ is now known as Barney^
<formless> i dunno. i don't know who anyone is anymore
<VicePopeD> Man, anyone else want a line of this shit?!
<Barney^> Hey baby...lemme see those folds
*** formless is now known as Rotter
* hockeyfag skates around the channel
<Rotter> i'm NOT ihnatko!
*** ProudBBW is now known as Helder
<Helder> i'm not Ihnatko either!
<hockeyfag> Where's mdxi? I have something for him.
<Helder> but I am a juggernaut
<LJ-atwork> ha
*** Barney^ is now known as sol-D
*** VicePopeD is now known as GenSedwck
* sol-D hides in a corner
<GenSedwck> Welcome to the ALL OF YOU ARE IDIOTS club.
<LJ-atwork> the imitation of me was great except that I do want sex from all of you
<shilantra> what? huh?
<Ihnatko> Neither am I!
*** Da_Raven is now known as maime
*** Ihnatko is now known as NotAndy
<hockeyfag> From me?
<NotAndy> I am!
*** NotAndy is now known as Ihnatko
*** sol-D is now known as mdxi
*** TheDodge (~none@mryprt21.Montereybay.com) has joined channel #spinnwebe
*** Rotter is now known as DocEvil
<TheDodge> Thanks
<mdxi> goddamn, computers suck
<mdxi> Ihate em
<DocEvil> where were those pics oh shil'd tits again?
*** GenSedwck is now known as TheEnigma
* hockeyfag smooches all the boys in this channel
<TheEnigma> JESUS CHRIST!
<maime> I've just polished off a gallon of vodka. Anyone have some olives, I'm moving on to martinis.
*** mdxi is now known as TheDoc
<TheEnigma> (Something mighty sarcastic)!
*** DocEvil is now known as TMR
<TMR> HOLY HESUS BATFUCK!
<TheDoc> Please, you'r enot me...you couldn't hate everything except Pokemon enough
<LJ-atwork> I want EVERYONE to make fun of me, now
<hockeyfag> Oh, all right.
*** maime is now known as LadyJ
*** Ihnatko is now known as mdxi
<LJ-atwork> heehee
*** hockeyfag is now known as LadyJ2
*** TMR is now known as TheBoy
<LJ-atwork> <-- love attention
<mdxi> Damn, I love Windows.
<TheBoy> hey, DBZ in on
<LadyJ> Me, me, me!
<LJ-atwork> hehehehe
<LadyJ> Pay attention to meeeeee!
*** TheDoc is now known as SeanQ
*** TheEnigma is now known as K_Man
<LadyJ2> I need letters for my column.
*** StanXhiao is now known as LJ_Redux
<K_Man> Goddamn, I'm a stupid fucker.
* LadyJ gives LJ-atwork a big smooch.
<K_Man> Hey, waitaminnit.
<LJ_Redux> Look at my web page, it rocks
*** TheBoy is now known as LadyJeigh
<SeanQ> man, I need sleep
<TheDodge> Wow, it's everyone is everyone day
<LadyJeigh> damn my tits are hanging out today
<mdxi> It's fast, it's sleek, the code is tight, it's everything an OS should be.
*** TheDodge is now known as Photon
*** SeanQ is now known as LadyJay
*** LadyJ2 is now known as Elkman
*** K_Man is now known as LJ-athome
<LadyJay> Hey, you seen the size of my ego?
<Elkman> Gee, I feel guilty for not getting any work done.
* LJ-athome is doing laundry... for EONS!
<LJ_Redux> I had the livin' shit slapped out of my tits last night, felt good
* Photon idles
<LJ-atwork> this is awesome because it's happening too fast for me to see who anyone is
*** mdxi is now known as LayDeeJay
<LadyJay> Am I showing enough cleavage with this sweater?
* LadyJeigh bites all the other LJ's
<LayDeeJay> heh... smoke?
<LJ-athome> Anyway, I started piercing my internal organs in alphabetical order today.
<Photon> Yeah, I forgot who I was, and I'm not even you
* LadyJay WANTS YOU ALL TO NEVER TYPE LADY AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<LJ_Redux> Goddamn, pulled that labia ring too hard
* LayDeeJay hits her fang with her tongue dumbbell and breaks a tooth
<LJ_Redux> Now I'm whistling
<LJ-athome> o/` I'm a laaaaaaady! Whoa-whoa-whoa, I'm a laaaaady! o/`
<LadyJ> I am living with a bisexual transvestite, but it's cool, 'cause we both see other S&M lesbian nipple piercers.
*** Elkman is now known as DarthJ
<LayDeeJay> anyone seen any DJs?
<DarthJ> I will use the dark side to smite all of you. But first, another piercing.
*** Photon is now known as LordJ
<LadyJeigh> i think i'm gonna get a Bagavhad Gita piercing today
*** LJ-athome is now known as licks
*** LadyJ is now known as hockeyfag
<licks> Oops, typed /nick instead of /me. heh.
<LordJ> I say, at the House of Lords, we never have these sort of problmes
<hockeyfag> Hey, Dan, wanna fuck? No, really, wanna fuck?
<licks> Not that this isn't a catchy alias.
*** LadyJeigh is now known as dxim
*** LadyJay is now known as DML
*** Helder is now known as DMLaenker
<hockeyfag> Dan, wanna fuck?
<dxim> i need coffee. fuckers.
*** LJ_Redux is now known as DMWanker
*** licks is now known as spinn_
<DMWanker> Just myself
<DML> Nah, my parents won't let me go past the front fence
<spinn_> COFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEEE
*** LordJ is now known as janet
*** janet is now known as drScot
<DMWanker> Does anyone have a German comic book I can read?
*** drScot is now known as janet
<hockeyfag> Hahaha, you're so witty, Dan. Wanna fuck?
<DMLaenker> you're not some freaky orc ritual guy are you? because I'll have to ask you to STOP FOLLOWING ME!!
*** janet is now known as brad1
<LayDeeJay> I've given up on the thud. Now I want the plop plop fizz fizz.
*** brad1 is now known as Rocky1
*** Signoff: Rocky1 (Local kill by FreeMon1 ((Auto-Kill) nick flooding))
*** DML is now known as Mr-Ben
*** dxim is now known as sol-D
*** DMLaenker is now known as zoid
*** spinn is now known as DML
<sol-D> ...
<Mr-Ben> Hey, wanna come over? We just have to be done by 9
<zoid> youguys all suck
<DML> Yes, Mark, fuck me. FUCK ME NOW.
*** Mr-Ben is now known as furplay
*** zoid is now known as JeffKeane
<DML> Oh dear GOD fuck me now.
<furplay> you pussies...you can't match me and my wit
*** DarthJ is now known as CrzyClmbr
<JeffKeane> what the fuck did I get myself into?
*** hockeyfag is now known as MrBen
*** LayDeeJay is now known as roody
<DMWanker> Sometimes I wish I was a little girl
* CrzyClmbr chokes on an altoid
<DML> Somehow your endless, tireless wearing down of my spirit has finally opened my buttcheeks for you so TAKE ME NOW.
<roody> Oh my, my anti-fan hate club also exists on IRC.
*** TheDodge (~none@mryprt21.Montereybay.com) has joined channel #spinnwebe
*** JeffKeane is now known as spunn
<DML> Skate around the channel and TAKE ME NOW.
<DMWanker> Sometimes I am a little girl
<furplay> spinn, you lily livered fag...*I'D* tell Keane what to do to himself
<roody> I have already taken the step of getting a life...
*** sol-D is now known as ximd
<spinn_> LOL, whoever the fuck DML is.
<CrzyClmbr> I'm eating several dozen Altoids in a row.
<spunn> why does furplay keep talking about me, I wonder?
<roody> ... but I can't find it. Or my dad. Can anyone help?
<DML> ironic, considering your name
*** TheDodge is now known as MamaWolf
<spinn_> Oh, heh.
<MamaWolf> Roody!
*** ximd is now known as PapaWolf
<PapaWolf> I LOVE MY RUDIGER
<PapaWolf> OH YES I DO
* MamaWolf grabs Roody by the ear
<DML> bahah
*** spinn_ is now known as DanSichel
<DanSichel> The meter was COMPLETELY off on that song!
<roody> ow! ow!
<DML> and the famewolf singers!
<MamaWolf> You've been writing that danged poetry again.
*** DML is now known as spinn
*** PapaWolf is now known as furrplay
<spinn> oh shit that's an idea.
<spinn> I /must/ get shockwave
*** MamaWolf is now known as DML
*** shilantra is now known as Zompist
<CrzyClmbr> Here's another guestbook.
<DMWanker> I wish I was, you know, bigger
<spinn> little animated busts on people
*** DanSichel is now known as agtorange
<furrplay> this haiku / isn't really a haiku at all because syllables are all / wrong
<agtorange> Uhhh... I'm Agent Orange, and shit.
*** spinn is now known as DMLaenker
<Zompist> As a linguist, I am quietly amused.
*** roody is now known as spinn
<spinn> hm
<DML> You sound like theDodge and shit
<spinn> oh
<spinn> ah
<DMLaenker> My mom has a problem with my homosexuality. Oh, and my porn. and my wacking off on the front lawn with a garden gnome up my butt.
<spinn> mm
*** furplay is now known as hockeyfag
<spinn> hey
<spinn> er
<hockeyfag> hehe...shit...woooo! :D
<spinn> yeoh
<DMLaenker> heheheh, you fucker.
* CrzyClmbr chokes on another Altoid.
<MrBen> snkkt snkkt snkkt....
*** furrplay is now known as DanMLaenk
<spunn> jesus christ
*** spinn is now known as elkman
<DanMLaenk> anybody got a wrestling mag?
<hockeyfag> I like Altoids...they work, y'know
<DMLaenker> Yes!
<MrBen> "a garden gnome up my butt" snkkt snkkt snkkt
<DMLaenker> Oh god yes. Several.
<DML> I do
*** Zompist is now known as Samwise
<DMWanker> I could take THREEE of you at once
<Samwise> Aack! hairy toes!
*** spunn is now known as zompist
<elkman> I'll trade you this dead bug for a decent job.
*** hockeyfag is now known as TheDodge
<zompist> can I add that garden gnome to my map?
<Samwise> I hope someone is saving this
<TheDodge> Goddamn I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO funky!
<elkman> I had an interview today but the company seems really weird. Unlike every other company.
*** DanMLaenk is now known as mdxi
<DMLaenker> What if you just take me three times? Could we arrange that?
<agtorange> buh
<agtorange> Oh, just trying to figure out who I was.
<mdxi> i know how to say that in Japanese
*** agtorange is now known as K_Man
<DMWanker> I sing a song of myself, auf Deutsch
*** DML is now known as MisterQ
*** zompist is now known as kaufman
*** K_Man is now known as DocEvil
<elkman> Work really sucks.
* DocEvil farts
<DMWanker> It's called "Der Rozensauerbrateninderhosen"
<CrzyClmbr> I hate this dialup access.
<elkman> Sometimes I feel like Dilbert.
<DocEvil> Man, DBZ rocks
*** TheDodge is now known as wabewalke
* kaufman makes a god-awful pun
<MrBen> We're having the PGGTG at my house, but my mom insists that boys and girls can't be in the same room, and there's no eating, except in the basement and we all have to leave by 7pm. But it'll be much better than that last crappy PGGTG.
<DocEvil> You won't believe how many times I whacked off to it
<DMLaenker> Oh, I'd love to discuss whatever you're talking about and otherwise be an interactive part of this conversation, but let me just break right in here and tell you at length how much I'm bleeding from the gums.
<DMLaenker> ow. OW!
<wabewalke> Hey guys! I can only stay for 45 seconds!
<DMLaenker> OW!
<DMLaenker> ow.
*** MisterQ is now known as hockeyfag
*** MrBen is now known as Da_Raven
* DocEvil spanks MiniMe
<DMWanker> Owww!
<DMLaenker> heheh.
*** Signoff: DMLaenker (Leaving)
<Da_Raven> Oh, damn, I can't stop laughing at work...
<DMWanker> I chipped my tooth on Mom's vibrator last week
*** wabewalkr (greg@goalie.hockey.net) has joined channel #spinnwebe
<wabewalkr> hi there.
*** mdxi is now known as Shilantra
*** Samwise is now known as maime
* hockeyfag skates around the channel
<wabewalkr> phone contention
*** Signoff: wabewalkr (Leaving)
<wabewalke> hey yourself
*** CrzyClmbr is now known as spinn
<spinn> oh
<maime> I hate these breasts.
<spinn> hm
<Shilantra> Tennessee sucks
<spinn> Anyone got more post-it notes?
*** DMLaenker (greg@goalie.hockey.net) has joined channel #spinnwebe
<DMWanker> ...and he calls himself "Oral" Roberts!!!
*** DocEvil is now known as Photon
*** wabewalke is now known as sol-D
* Photon idles some more
<DMLaenker> It Mark here?
*** elkman is now known as CrzyClmbr
* sol-D is going to go back and hide in the corner again
<DMLaenker> oh, there he is. MARK< STAY AWAY FROM ME!
<CrzyClmbr> What a job. I'm taking the web down! Oops, someone tripped. BBIAF.
<DMLaenker> Anyone seen my Wet?
*** spinn is now known as mdxi
<DMLaenker> Germany in July. Sigh...
*** hockeyfag Nickname is already in use.
*** You have specified an illegal nickname
*** Please enter your nickname
<mdxi> I need some pr0n.
*** CrzyClmbr is now known as Ihnatko
*** sol-D is now known as dpk
<DMLaenker> I can't believe my English teacher.
*** Photon is now known as spinn
<spinn> hey
<Ihnatko> Who am I? Who who? Who who?
*** hockeyfag is now known as tmr
<spinn> er.
*** dpk is now known as TheEnigma
<spinn> fuck you.
<DMWanker> The Junghosens
<DMLaenker> I have not, and will never, condoned the watching of Regis and Kathy Lee!
<Shilantra> stop looking at my tits!
<DMLaenker> (oh, wait, that's larry king. forget that.)
* TheEnigma is idle for 20-30 minutes for no good reason
*** DMWanker is now known as Momo_
*** Shilantra is now known as mdxi2
*** spinn is now known as Leth^
<Leth^> Who wants more pictures of fat chicks with wedgies?
*** DMLaenker is now known as dpk
<tmr> I am not now, nor have I ever been, a member of an organization advocating the violent overthrow of the United States Government.
<BFD> WOOF!
<dpk> "..."
<Momo_> quit Ninjascript har en bakdør! Fjern scriptet!
<Ihnatko> phhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhht
*** TheEnigma is now known as StanXhiao
<maime> I enjoy reading the BME zine as light bathroom entertainment
* mdxi2 replies to 3 different people then walks off for 45 minutes only to come back and do it all over again
<mdxi> Check out http://collapsar.cx/mdxi/temp/nekkid.jpg.
<StanXhiao> Leth: mememememe
<dpk> heh
*** Leth^ is now known as SeanQ
<SeanQ> Shut up, Stan, you stupid cocksucker
*** mdxi2 is now known as StanX
*** Ihnatko is now known as spinn
<StanXhiao> Fuck you please!
<StanX> HELLO PLEASE
<spinn> All of you are really annoying today.
*** maime is now known as LadyJay
*** StanXhiao is now known as spinn_
<spinn_> you sick fucks
<BFD> WOOF!
<spinn> Goddamn, can't anyone answer a stupid question?
<spinn> er
<spinn> hm
*** tmr is now known as TheDodge
*** Momo_ is now known as spinnn
<TheDodge> Good Lord, that's a Big FUNKYYYYYYYYY DOG!
<spinnn> chwuwhuhuh?
*** SeanQ Nickname is already in use.
*** You have specified an illegal nickname
*** Please enter your nickname
<spinn_> Hey, I'm getting some more unecessary gadgets today!
<SeanQ> hee hee hee
<dpk> okay, I found Stan now.
*** spinn is now known as LJ-
<LadyJay> Should I tell my mom I'm into Michigan Pig Piles and Branding? My um, friends Pat and Kris say yes, buyt...
*** Da_Raven is now known as SeanQue
> What's PEBKAC?
*** spinn_ is now known as Leth^
<mdxi> Man, this is a complete backwater. No good Japanese food.
*** SeanQue is now known as Da_Raven
<LJ-> sorry, I only look when I know I'm being talked about.
*** TheDodge is now known as HockeyDod
<spinnn> Pitssburgh really sucks.
*** LadyJay is now known as _spinnbot
*** SeanQ is now known as zompist
<dpk> For the LOVE of GOD, get OFF the DAMN SHED!
<spinnn> er
<spinnn> um
<spinnn> uh
<spinnn> that is
<spinnn> eh
*** HockeyDod is now known as Hockdodge
<spinnn> fuck
<spinnn> Philadelphia
<mdxi> _spinnbot, will I find more pr0n today?
*** LJ- is now known as Da-Ravem
<Hockdodge> Help! All the identity switching has created a hideous conglomeration!
<Da-Ravem> I'm glad I've got logging turned on.
<Leth^> hmmm
<Leth^> CecilWeed Nickname is already in use.
<Leth^> -
<zompist> (something witty)!
*** Da-Ravem is now known as CrzyClmbr
*** spinnn is now known as CaptKirk
<CrzyClmbr> I'm glad I have lagging turned on.
<Leth^> cecilweed is yuki@mdxi.hom.net * cecilweed
<Leth^> cecilweed using irc.concentric.net [205.158.23.10] Concentric Network Corporation
<Leth^> cecilweed End of /WHOIS list.
<Leth^> -
<CaptKirk> Has anyone seen Daniel M. Laenker?
*** zompist is now known as MisterQ
*** dpk is now known as EnigdpJ
<EnigdpJ> aigh!
<MisterQ> I leave you with these words of wisdom:
*** Leth^ is now known as SeanQ
<_spinnbot> By way of klingon: Pron will find shufludhamt nutil these secutiry holes get plugged.
<SeanQ> Christ, I'm gonna get fired, but screw work
<_spinnbot> Sorry, I don't recognize you from that host
<Hockdodge> Then, /msg Cecilweed Your name is cecilweed you goddamn animal...et al
*** kaufman is now known as LadyJeigh
*** CaptKirk is now known as kauffude
* LadyJeigh strips naked, jumps on kaufman's lap[
<MisterQ> Everyone that says "hi" to you tomorrow actually means "punch me in the face"
*** _spinnbot is now known as Spinn
<EnigdpJ> hat's mdxi's bot, isnt' it?
*** StanX is now known as DocEvil
<kauffude> *** MisterQ is now known as hockeyfag
<mdxi> what bot? I have no bot.
<hockeyfag> :D
* CrzyClmbr strips off my clothes and jumps on the pile
*** SeanQ is now known as spinn^
<Spinn> I wasn't talking to you, but, uh, thanks
<BFD> WOOF!
* hockeyfag pounces on mdxi
<DocEvil> god, i'd like to just decapitate a manatee with my bare hands!
<spinn^> shit, my triple latte supremo wore off
*** kauffude is now known as Jesus_H
*** CrzyClmbr is now known as Famewolf
<spinn^> zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
<EnigdpJ> bahah
*** Photon (somebody@ct2-90.psnw.com) has joined channel #spinnwebe
* mdxi puts on a suit of titanium armor
<EnigdpJ> fuckers.
<Jesus_H> What the fuck???
<BFD> I AM HUGE!
<Spinn> christ, I got work to do
*** spinn^ is now known as TheDodge
*** Hockdodge is now known as egdoDehT
<Jesus_H> Would you LOOK at the size of that dog?
<hockeyfag> hey mdxi, why don't you come over here so i can smak around your cock and balls :)
*** Famewolf is now known as mxdi
<TheDodge> Quick, go to #jesus and watch *ME* some more!
*** LadyJeigh is now known as StanXhiao
*** BFD is now known as JChrist
*** Spinn is now known as Nyder
<egdoDehT> No! It's all about ME!
<JChrist> Holy Me! That is a big dog!
*** JChrist is now known as BFD
<mxdi> Damn, she's flat as an ironing board. I'll be right back.
<Nyder> Tut tut, what ho and bangers and mash to all you old sausages!
* mxdi wanders off
<StanXhiao> i am quite lost please!
<BFD> WOOF!
*** TheDodge is now known as Ash_
<hockeyfag> Ever fuck a little boy? they really squeal :)
<Ash_> Spinnachu! I choose you!
<EnigdpJ> oh god
<StanXhiao> but here. look at this URL of bad poetry sand enormous gif's!
*** mxdi is now known as Lady_J
* mdxi throws hockeyfag into the penalty box.
*** EnigdpJ is now known as hf
<DocEvil> spinnbot: you want i should kill somebody for you?
*** Ash_ is now known as SeanQ
<SeanQ> Stan you sick fucker
<Nyder> I say.
*** StanXhiao is now known as dpk
<hf> next time I'm in amsterdam :)
<Lady_J> hellllllp my tongue is stuck in the fork tines
<dpk> i need a fucking job
*** hockeyfag is now known as spinn
<BFD> !babel WOOF!
<hf> you know I go to amsterdamn don't you :D
<spinnbot> babel: out until I can plug the festering security holes in this guy's script
*** SeanQ is now known as kaufman
*** BFD is now known as TomFish
*** Nyder is now known as K8_fan
*** Jesus_H is now known as StanXhiao
<kaufman> I'm going to leave and ignore all you fuckers who want to say goodbye
<StanXhiao> Hello please!
<hf> next time I go I'm gonna impale a 14-year-old boy on my erect penis and dance like a russian :D
<StanXhiao> bye ken
<spinn> dammit, where'd I put those clock glasses ...
<mdxi> Later, Ken.
<TomFish> you all frighten me
*** Lady_J is now known as agtorange
*** dpk is now known as Duh_Raven
*** kaufman is now known as Lady_J
<agtorange> whoohoo! nyquil!
<K8_fan> (laughing too hard to write anything)
<Duh_Raven> i'll read the log later and figure out who this is, and MAN i'm gonna kick your ass!
<Lady_J> Why am I all covered in refridgerator magnets?
<DocEvil> what is up with DBZ? these episodes go on forever and nothing happens!
<spinn> heheh
<StanXhiao> Thel!
<spinn> oh
<spinn> hm.
<hf> mdxi, you're cute :) do me :D
<mdxi> Doc: Try some hentai.
*** egdoDehT is now known as TheDodge
<TomFish> you mean Drag-On ball Z
*** spinn is now known as TMR
* mdxi is still wearing the armor.
*** Duh_Raven is now known as spinn
<TMR> WHICH FUCKER WANTS TO DIE FIRST?
<spinn> hmm
<spinn> er
<DocEvil> mdxi: have anymore incesuous hermaphrodite manga?
<spinn> uh
<TomFish> what episode are they on now?
<spinn> oh!
<TheDodge> I gotta jet, it's lunchtime
*** Signoff: TheDodge (Leaving)
<mdxi> Doc: Yeah. It's on shelf #12 in my library.
*** TMR is now known as TheDodge
<Lady_J> Hey, I think I'll wake up my boyfriend with yet more kinky sex tomorrow
<TheDodge> Finally...The Dodge has returned from eating
*** spinn is now known as SeanQ
*** Lady_J is now known as TMR
<SeanQ> god damnit I NEED TO GET SOME WORK DONE YOU FUCKERS!
<TMR> Damn, I'm starting to enjoy Tyflas.com
*** agtorange is now known as spinn
<hf> fuckers? :D
<spinn> Hm
<StanXhiao> Hey, that's a good SeanQ impression
<spinn> oh
*** SeanQ is now known as wabewalkr
<spinn> hey!
*** DocEvil is now known as DMLaenker
<wabewalkr> oop, gota run
<spinn> fuckers
*** hf is now known as hockeyfag
*** wabewalkr is now known as SeaNQ
<DMLaenker> have you read today's suck?
<spinn> wabe!
*** TMR is now known as DocEvil
* StanXhiao pulls a hockey puck from his ass
<SeaNQ> i can't fucking type today!
*** SeaNQ is now known as SeanQ
*** mdxi is now known as wabewalkr
<StanXhiao> Where did that come from?
<LJ-atwork> I just saw the mahir page... it was sent to me by someone not from this channel, weird
<hockeyfag> if you're looking for fuckers, I have a dick that can be put in an available ass :)
*** spinn is now known as StanX
<DMLaenker> it made me cry
<hockeyfag> ;)
<wabewalkr> Hi. I'm back, but just briefly.
<DocEvil> Hey, I'm really fucking depressed tonight. Blair Witch STILL sucks!
<StanX> I haven't washed my hands in a week.
<hockeyfag> j, he's become popular. recently salon online article
<StanX> I haven't needed to because I've been peeing in my pants.
*** TheDodge is now known as Namgubed
*** K8_fan is now known as _Randy
<hockeyfag> wish I was stan's pee ;)
* Namgubed blesses everyone with his brief presence
*** SeanQ is now known as hargraves
*** wabewalkr is now known as furplay
*** StanXhiao is now known as Pikachoo
* hargraves kisses spinn on the lips
<DMLaenker> my mom's a drug addicted crackwhore. where's my copy of the DMR?
<_Randy> I said you would all just wither after the DFC, and look how right I was!
*** StanX is now known as Roody
*** Namgubed is now known as StanXhiao
<hargraves> computer STEWWWWW!
<StanXhiao> Hello please!
*** hargraves is now known as SeanQ
<Pikachoo> Has anyone seen Rosenfelder?
*** DocEvil is now known as spinn
<spinn> hm
<hockeyfag> drug addicted crackwhore? wow. do me :D
*** _Randy is now known as DocEvil
* hockeyfag skates around the channel
<Pikachoo> I shit yellow.
*** spinn is now known as dpk
<StanXhiao> Ahh crackwhore addicted to drug ha ha ha they not are interrigent!
<hockeyfag> shit comes from your ass. where I like to be :)
<DocEvil> Ethics have their place, but they don't bring home the bacon
<hockeyfag> ;)
<dpk> man, this isp stuff sucks
<hockeyfag> isps are...um...
<hockeyfag> wait, I can do this
*** DocEvil is now known as mdxi
<hockeyfag> isps suck. do me :D
<StanXhiao> <K-Man>Holy shit, you're killing me, Greg<K-Man>
<hockeyfag> there ya go :)
<DMLaenker> if you'd read any Wittgenstein you'd know that the illusion of existance is really just an a priori manifestation of me wanting to whack off to Muscle and Fitness
* Roody winks at hockeyfag
<furplay> Hey! I'm trying to make money at furnation.com~
<furplay> !
*** dpk is now known as K_Man
<K_Man> cecilweed is yuki@mdxi.hom.net * cecilweed
<K_Man> cecilweed using irc.concentric.net [205.158.23.10] Concentric Network Corporation
<K_Man> cecilweed End of /WHOIS list.
<K_Man> -
<K_Man> ah shit
<mdxi> These damn 234)hm scuzmats just aren't the same as the old 34j-looping zimblogs.
*** K_Man is now known as Kael
<Kael> Hey furplay!
<furplay> Anybody ih here furry?
<hockeyfag> I saw a zimblog in amsterdam once
* Kael hops around the channel
*** StanXhiao is now known as zompist
<DMLaenker> West Berlin is like the east bank now
<hockeyfag> it was connected to the ass of a 12 year old girl in short pants :)
*** mdxi is now known as StanXhaio
<zompist> well, great, my wife's superglued to the vaccum again.
<StanXhaio> agtgonered!
<hockeyfag> bahah
*** Roody is now known as mdxi
*** Kael is now known as Shilantra
<zompist> ¡ah, bueno, my novia esta supergluando a el vacuumo otra vez!
* mdxi winks at hockeyfag
<Shilantra> stop talking about my breasts
*** mdxi is now known as LadyJeigh
*** Shilantra is now known as spinn
<DMLaenker> i don't understand computers at all! what's a "doubleclick"? (Modem Comatose)
* LadyJeigh winks at mdxi and hockeyfag
<spinn> so, about those boobies
<StanXhaio> check out http://we-love-our-dead-gramma.com. I left a guestbook message.
<hockeyfag> I hope no one's logging this, because then it will become public knowledge that my preference is to place my wet, slippery penis into the inviting sphincters of several passers-by :D
<furplay> Yeah, I got a bunch of these.
<TomFish> lobster boobies!
<zompist> jeez, this ceiling just won't stop leaking water.
<furplay> Big, furry, TITS!
<zompist> or at least i hope that's water.
*** Pikachoo is now known as Bil_K
<Bil_K> Hello, I'm Bil, and I'm an alcoholic.
<Bil_K> Does anyone have any bourbon?
<Bil_K> Oh, hello, 'fag, didn't see you ksating around back there.
* SeanQ is confused... what else is new
<Bil_K> I seem to be severely lagged
<Bil_K> Story of my life
<spinn> man, I love all this attention...feed my ego more please
<hockeyfag> never porked a slim jim before :)
*** spinn is now known as TheDodge
*** hockeyfag is now known as spinn
<spinn> get me off hockey/net before I lose my anal virginity
*** furplay is now known as Elkman
<StanXhaio> Hey! y7ou're making fun of yourself!
*** zompist is now known as K_Man
<SeanQ> who is?
*** StanXhaio is now known as agtorange
<Elkman> Dammit, I gotta recompile something for the 50th time today.
<spinn> no, I'm protecting my theoretical anal hymen
<spinn> not connected to this conversation
*** TheDodge is now known as maime
<agtorange> (Insert long, rambling anecdote here)
<K_Man> Your virtual anal hymen.
<SeanQ> there's a conversation going on here?
<spinn> sean, you fucker.
*** SeanQ is now known as StanXhiao
<maime> so should I go get drunk at a bar, or at a concert, or at someone's house?
<spinn> "oh" "hm" "oh!" "er" "hmmmm."
<TomFish> good one, stan, on Ever-Lovin' BFD
<StanXhiao> yes sean you fucker please
*** StanXhiao is now known as SeanQ
<spinn> "should I drink, or drink some more, or drink a lot?"
*** maime is now known as Leth^
<SeanQ> oh, you're really spinn now... heh
*** DMLaenker is now known as sol-D
* agtorange gasps for breath and pours evian over his head.
<spinn> whoever saves this log, it should be saved without the name changes to protect the bastards.
* SeanQ threw away his scorecard in disgust twenty minutes ago
<spinn> heheheh
<Leth^> Hey look at me! I do quotes too!
*** Leth^ is now known as StanXhiao
<Elkman> !sayquote
* sol-D pretends to be a completely asexual being and grimaces in disgust
<StanXhiao> Oh, look...guestbook
<spinn> oh, huh
<spinn> different angle.
<Elkman> sol, your quote script is broken.
*** spinn is now known as DocEvil
<K_Man> Even when looking back at this log, I still won't know who the fuck is who.
<DocEvil> You know, screw that bitch...I'm gonna take $50 and go get laid by a hooker.
<Bil_K> I'm still waiting for that drink.
<Bil_K> Please.
*** sol-D is now known as TMR
*** StanXhiao is now known as spinn
<LadyJeigh> I don't say much, but when I do, it counts.
*** agtorange is now known as Sol-D
<TMR> my exgirlfriend was married to 16 people when she asked me out
<Bil_K> I'm a patient man, but even I have some limits.
<spinn> hmmm...maybe if I add more nav bars....or MIDIs
<Sol-D> and then he could
*** spinn is now known as Parker
<Sol-D> oh damn
<Sol-D> never mind
<LadyJeigh> Speaking of which, has anyone taken my pole?
* Sol-D shrinks away
<Parker> Hey, those nicks are copywritten. Stop this now
<DocEvil> You know, you all piss me off. when are you gonna get lives?
<LJ-atwork> I would never misspell poll
*** Sol-D is now known as Furplay
*** DocEvil is now known as sol-d
<Furplay> Screw you pig!
*** K_Man is now known as DMLaenker
<sol-d> do me :)
<Bil_K> Oh, hello, J, did that thing ever heal up?
<SeanQ> i thought you meant "pole" literally
<Furplay> lawyering scum! tell him, spinn!
*** Parker is now known as Famewolf
* TMR did too
<DMLaenker> My cat is homophobic! He just sits there meowing "FAG!" over and over! I LOOKED IT UP, DAMMIT!!!
<sol-d> sean, you're cute. how old are you? :D
<Famewolf> Bah....you all know *I* rule IRC. Get lives
<Furplay> Huh? Tell him!
<Furplay> You PUSSY.
*** Famewolf is now known as spinn
<LadyJeigh> Well, I would never misspell pole.
<Bil_K> Who's going to answer my prayers and fix me a nice cocktail?
<spinn> do it yourself if you have the balls
*** Furplay is now known as Mr_Ben
<spinn> bet ya don't
*** TomFish is now known as }Randy{
*** LadyJeigh is now known as JeffyK
*** spinn is now known as Leth^
<}Randy{> No party is complete without my superior comedy!
<Mr_Ben> Duuuddde... awesome new Bonham album out...
<JeffyK> Now that the fucking site is down, I'll draw naked people in the strip every day
<sol-d> do these tights make my ass look big? :)
<Leth^> I'm sure I have some lame anecdote to share
<JeffyK> That's why they call it a strip!
*** DMLaenker is now known as hockeyfag
<SeanQ> no, sol_D, your ass makes your ass look big
<hockeyfag> Jeffy's stripping? :D
*** Leth^ is now known as dpk
<Mr_Ben> Spinn, when you gonna let me interview you? huh? huh? HUH?
* dpk is afk for a few days
*** sol-d is now known as StanXhiao
<hockeyfag> i like ass :D
*** dpk is now known as Mr-Ben
*** JeffyK is now known as Ihnatko
<StanXhiao> Come on here, people...let's get serious for a minute.
<Mr-Ben> Hey, should I dye my hair purple and green?
<Ihnatko> OK, OK, my handle was Jeffy.
<Mr_Ben> GTG at my house, but no smoking, drinking, swearing, talking real loud, meat eating...
* hockeyfag pounces on mdxi then porks him silly
<SeanQ> heheh, the hockeyfag emoticons...
*** }Randy{ is now known as BFD
<BFD> WOOF!
<Bil_K> Okay, this is the last time I'm going to ask nicely: Does anyone have bourbon, or maybe a can of warmed-up Sterno?
*** BFD is now known as TomFish
*** SeanQ is now known as kaufman
*** Da_Raven is now known as MrBen
* TMR puts on the Refrigerated Lizard Suit
<kaufman> bye!
*** Mr-Ben is now known as serious
*** Elkman is now known as mdxi
* kaufman leaves the channel immediately
<serious> you mean like Yahoo Serious?
<hockeyfag> i emoticons sean? :) do me :D
*** Ihnatko is now known as Elkman
<TMR> GONNNNNNNNNNG!!!!!
<MrBen> And since I have nothing better to do, you all need to take 2-3 days off work to come to the next PGGTG>
*** serious is now known as K_Man
* mdxi puts on the armor again.
<Elkman> Am I still here?
<hockeyfag> oops, i have emoticons, that typo was scarry
*** LJ-atwork is now known as StanYeoww
<K_Man> man, someone else has my nick? Don't they know only *I* get to use the letter K?
<Elkman> Trent is buggering excoworkers in the next room.
<StanYeoww> Hello please!
<Elkman> If I'm still employed, I can say no.
*** kaufman is now known as LJ-atwork
*** MrBen is now known as Da_Raven
*** hockeyfag is now known as Leth^
*** Mr_Ben is now known as DMLurker
<LJ-atwork> mind if I interrupt and talk about a completely unrelated topic that pertains to ME ME ME!!!
<StanXhiao> Hey, hey hey there, fellows, you have to remembe that other people have feelings too, y'know!
*** K_Man is now known as Mr-Ben
<StanYeoww> I pretend to not be able to speak English properly and think it is funny.
<Mr-Ben> and no more Taboo!!!!!!!
<Leth^> Oh, c'mon, *someone* else has to have a wedgie fetish too!
*** Elkman is now known as LJ-atwerp
*** Leth^ is now known as Elkman
*** StanXhiao is now known as Mr_Ben
<LJ-atwerp> Funny thing is, I'm a virgin.
* LJ-atwork goes out to smoke a pack of Camel unfiltereds
*** StanYeoww is now known as DocEvil
*** LJ-atwerp is now known as Leth^fude
<Leth^fude> urrrrrrrrrrrrp
<DMLurker> I invented this character... he's a gay goth cross-dressing orc-elf cross with william's syndrome and a domineering mother... guess hus name!
<DocEvil> LadyJ is not a virgin!
*** mdxi is now known as spinnfude
*** TMR is now known as StanXhiao
* DocEvil defends LadyJ's lack of honor
*** Signoff: Leth^fude (Killed (ircd-w.concentric.net (irc.concentric.net(StanXhiao) <- irc.ais.net[207.154.187.187])))
* Elkman sharpens his antlers
<Mr_Ben> There will be only one lightbulb in the basement, so you'll all have to squint tosit around the grease stains on the futon.
*** DocEvil is now known as spinn
<spinn> huh
*** Mr-Ben is now known as CrzyClmr
<spinn> heh
<spinnfude> Hey, I'm at lunch.
<spinn> uh
*** LJ-atwork is now known as LJ-atplay
<spinn> eh
*** Crazy_Cli (Bob@79.chicago-25-30rs.il.dial-access.att.net) has joined channel #spinnwebe
*** Crazy_Cli has left channel #spinnwebe
<LJ-atplay> *WHAP* *WHAP
<spinn> heh
*** Crazy_Cli (Bob@79.chicago-25-30rs.il.dial-access.att.net) has joined channel #spinnwebe
<LJ-atplay> HARDER< DAMMIT!
<spinn> uh
*** DMLurker is now known as LadeeJay
<CrzyClmr> Hey, if I have to look at all these lameass AT&T sites, so do you
*** CrzyClmr is now known as Leth^
<LadeeJay> Quit saying l*dy, you fuckers!
*** LJ-atplay is now known as CrazyClmr
*** Elkman is now known as TheDodge
*** spinn is now known as DuhRaven
<CrazyClmr> skkkrnt! Altiod!
<CrazyClmr> Altoid even!
<DuhRaven> I hope someone is logging this for me
*** CrazyClmr is now known as SeanQ
<TheDodge> Man, I just had 7 beers and watched WWF...sermon time!
*** StanXhiao is now known as zomp
*** Crazy_Cli is now known as Daa_Raven
*** DuhRaven is now known as TMR
<Daa_Raven> I just posted some quotes.
*** Leth^ is now known as StanXhiao
*** spinnfude is now known as zompist
<zomp> anybody read any french comics lately?
<zomp> TinTin gets me all hot
*** LadeeJay is now known as mdxi
<Mr_Ben> No!
<Mr_Ben> Why do you ask?
<TheDodge> And on the 7th day, Spinn stood upon the shed, rake in hand, and it was good
<StanXhiao> Yeah, like anyone'd believe I'd be worried about feelings... where's a guestbook
<TMR> Rancid beef and exposed salamanders. whee!
<zompist> hmm.
*** Daa_Raven is now known as spinnout
*** StanXhiao is now known as Leth^
<spinnout> Get it? It's like a joke.
<mdxi> freaking phillips head screws... give me a good mortice and tennon joint anyday
<Mr_Ben> HA!
<Leth^> brb
<TomFish> wheeeeeeeeeee
*** Mr_Ben is now known as spinn
*** Signoff: Leth^ (Leaving)
*** SeanQ is now known as TheLawyer
<TheDodge> I have been to the shed, only to find my hands are wooden, which of you lads would like a feel?
*** spinnout is now known as mxdi
<spinn> oh I'm done.
<TheLawyer> hey, guys, I'm back... did I miss anything?
<zompist> greg, can i edit then?
*** mdxi is now known as tired
*** TheLawyer is now known as mutantdog
*** tired is now known as agtorange
*** TMR is now known as mdxi
<spinn> oh, sure, zomp. need the password?
*** TheDodge is now known as sol-D
*** mutantdog is now known as SeanQ
<zompist> nah, i have it already.
*** mxdi is now known as ParadeKid
<zompist> oop... gotta call my realtor.
* sol-D is gently stroking agun in the corner
*** spinn is now known as hockeyfag
<hockeyfag> stroking? :D
*** sol-D is now known as spinn
<spinn> heheh
<ParadeKid> Actually, my doctoral thesis studies the effects of really stupid Web sites on self-appointed Net thugs.
*** zomp is now known as Shilantra
*** spinn is now known as K_Man
*** ParadeKid is now known as Da__Raven
<zompist> just got done posting some obscure linguistics stuff on my site. read it.
*** zompist is now known as TheBoy
<Da__Raven> Going to lunch.
<TheBoy> Anyone got any pot?
*** Da__Raven is now known as zompist
<TheBoy> Marijuana? That sort of thing?
<zompist> sigh. gotta do some work.
<hockeyfag> sean, I'm gonna kick your ass
*** K_Man is now known as hockers
<hockers> ass? :D
<hockeyfag> I'm gonna make you tenenti to get you closer to me so you're in range of my ass-kicking
*** zompist is now known as hf
<hf> Threesome!
<hockeyfag> hockey :)
<Bil_K> Where the FUCK is my drink?
<SeanQ> what did I do now? did you see another commercial?
<TheBoy> Bil: Skip the drink and have some pot?
<hockeyfag> I'm wearing a cup :) but not over my dick :D that's out :)
<hockeyfag> ;)
* hockers lubes up hockeyfag
<hf> When's the next GTG? I wanna wear my pants so low my buttcrack looks like the part in my hair.
*** agtorange is now known as orangecru
<hockeyfag> lube my pubes :)
* hf feels left out
<hockers> only with the skates :)
* hockeyfag skates around hf
<hockeyfag> :)
*** mdxi is now known as LJ-atwork
<Bil_K> Here, 'fag, have a gander at MY sphincter: )*(
<hockers> i sodomized my accountant with a hockey stick :D
<hf> OK, who wasted lube on the damn ICE?
<hockers> bil :)
<LJ-atwork> I swear to god, someone just signed up and chose "bigdog" as his password
<hockeyfag> did somebody say sphincter? :)
<TheBoy> Anyone got any smokes, at least?
<hockeyfag> hah!
<hockers> i'll smoke something of yours boy :D
<hockeyfag> and by "something" I mean "dick" :D
<SeanQ> i still wanna know what I did to deserve this ass-kicking
<Bil_K> Okay, that does it, I just called my lawyers. You all have ten minutes to clear out, or I whip out another anthology.
<hockeyfag> "oh" "um" "er" "eh" "COFFEE" "zzzzz"
<SeanQ> (so i can do it again someday)
<SeanQ> oh, come on, those weren't all me
<hockeyfag> whip out? :D
<SeanQ> some, not all
<hockers> come? :)
*** TheBoy is now known as spinnmum
<spinnmum> Hi.
<hockeyfag> eek!
<spinnmum> This is a test.
<Bil_K> Oh, come on now, 'fag, I see right through that tough-Nancyboy act
*** Leth^ (~leth@204.213.65.149) has joined channel #spinnwebe
<spinnmum> Can anybody hear me?
<hockeyfag> hi leth :)
*** LJ-atwork is now known as mutantdog
<hockers> i'd like to see through your pants bil :D
<Bil_K> You screamed the frst time I drilled you with the ol' Keane ice auger
<mutantdog> blah blah blah long winded blah blah blah
<hockers> drilled me? :D
<hockeyfag> drilled? :)
<spinnmum> Oh, my.
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<hockeyfag> long? :)
<Bil_K> And I've got a 7-year-old at home who smokes dick MUCH better than you
<hf> and by "yours" I mean sgjdfg sorry my mouth is full :D
<hockeyfag> oh, let's face facts, I want cock, and as much of it, as soon as possible :D
<hockers> 7-year-old? :D
<Bil_K> and a 5-year-old, too
<hockeyfag> spanny snappy goes the pelvis :D
<Bil_K> You know, he's better equipped than you, too.
* hockers skates around the channel... pantsless
<Bil_K> See?
<hockeyfag> pantsless? :D
<Bil_K> Can't blame it all on the ice
<hockers> bil :)
<hockeyfag> blame, uh
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<Bil_K> Christ, I couldn't swizzle more'n two fingers of gin with your wee willy
<Elkman> Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard.
<hockeyfag> blame...lame...and when someone's lame they can't run away that well, and their sphincters are ripe for the taking
<SeanQ> well, things certainly perked up here
<hockeyfag> there ya go
<hockeyfag> :D
*** Elkman is now known as hf
<hockeyfag> perked up? :D
<hf> Doesn't sound like a problem to me! :D
<hockeyfag> oh, I'm an isp too
<hockeyfag> sex? :)
<hockers> hockeyfag :)
<hockeyfag> hockers :)
<Bil_K> My mother's sainted clitoris is longer than that sad little homo member of yours
<spinnmum> Anyone seen Greg?
<hockers> clitoris? :(
<hockeyfag> baha
<Bil_K> but your breasts are bigger...
<hockers> little homo? :D
<hockeyfag> breasts? :(
*** Leth^ is now known as DMLaenker
<hockeyfag> tee hee :)
<Shilantra> i have some of those
* hockers rapes DML :D
<Bil_K> Hello, Dan!
<DMLaenker> angst angst ansgt Hey, got a pic, hockers?
* hockeyfag tackes dan, then presses his member between his buttcheeks :D
*** spinnmum is now known as Elkman
<Bil_K> Dan? Come sit on my lap, will you?
*** hockeyfag is now known as spinn
<DMLaenker> Hey, is this about my preferences?
<spinn> okay. really done now.
<hockers> you can sit on my lap aunt bil :D
<spinn> lemme get my smidge of work done today
<Bil_K> Oh, shit, I dropped my glasses, will you get them for me?
<hockers> :D!!!!!
<DMLaenker> spinn, gimme an archive first!
<Bil_K> *Ahem* everyone... "Nipples."
*** hockers is now known as AnonPrime
<DMLaenker> man-breasts?
<AnonPrime> Fuck you, Laenker.
*** DMLaenker is now known as furplay
<furplay> I'm gonna TOS you AP!
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<furplay> But I didn't!
<Bil_K> Dan, you're a sleek young fellow...have you ever thought of apprenticing to an old cartoonist?
*** furplay is now known as DMLaenker
*** AnonPrime is now known as Thel
*** orangecru is now known as agtorange
<Thel> BIL?!?!? Where the FUCK is my scotch?!
<Bil_K> Oh, shit, the ball and chain
<DMLaenker> I don't think I could go all the way to Arizona. Got a bodybuilder magazine?
<agtorange> I think mdxi likes being shilantra...
<Thel> Get the boys out of the basement RIGHT NOW! Get your dick out of Barfy, while you're at it!
<Bil_K> Dan? Feel my bicep...here.
*** DMLaenker is now known as Dolly_K
<Shilantra> i ran out of witticisms
<Dolly_K> Hi there Raven....
* agtorange secretly wants it back
<Thel> I've had enough gugugygygygguguguhghghhhh *heroin kicks in*
*** Shilantra is now known as mdxi
<mdxi> go for it
*** Dolly_K is now known as Leth^
<Da_Raven> <making actual conversation> Damn, there's nothing scarier than finding out your dept secretary doesn't know if they're going to bother keeping her on tomorrow or not.
<spinn> sure there is
<Leth^> that doesn't bode well
<Bil_K> On what?
<Elkman> On the shed?
<spinn> finding out that's true for you too
<Da_Raven> Mmm, true.
*** Thel is now known as K_Man
<spinn> oh, and then, a gun pointed at you
<spinn> in ascending order of scariness
*** Bil_K is now known as StanXhiao
<Da_Raven> But you just don't screw over the secretaries, not if you want to live.
<spinn> told you I was robbed at gunpoint once, dind't I?
<Leth^> and finding furplay living in your living room
<Da_Raven> Yah.
<spinn> really
<K_Man> No shit, Greg?
<spinn> I thought that was way before I knew you
<spinn> didn't remember it coming up since then
<spinn> well, to be honest, it was two black guys who showed me something that they said was a gun
<spinn> functionally the same. I wasn't keen on details at the time
<K_Man> Wow.
<Da_Raven> May have been an offhand comment, or I could be thinking of someone else.
<Elkman> Was this in a stereotypical bad area of town?
<spinn> well
<spinn> yes. washington dc.
<K_Man> brb
<Photon> So then they sold you a gold watch?
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* SeanQ wants to thank everyone, honestly, he hadn't laughed that hard in ages
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* Elkman is glad his office isn't in direct view of anyone.
<StanXhiao> My ego boundaries have eroded
<Da_Raven> If I get fired, I'm blaming all of you. :)
<spinn> yeah. that was frickin funny.
<SeanQ> my f'ing boss came in twice during that for stuff, i almost choked
<spinn> this channel is really cutting into my productive time.
<Leth^> I'm just glad there's an AC vent nearby to muffle the sound
<SeanQ> he never pays any atention to me, escept then
<spinn> god I love this channel.
<spinn> you know how astounding this is?
<SeanQ> wow... you can tell who I am in that by the misspellings
<StanXhiao> It has your name on it
<spinn> I mean, it's been consistently non-lame for longe than almost any chat thing I've been involved in.
<Elkman> True. Oh, that reminds me: age/sex check
<spinn> heh
<StanXhiao> 10/F please
<spinn> we must be self-correcting for idiots.
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* Elkman was kidding
<SeanQ> 29/not nearly enough
<Leth^> 16/yes please *LOL*
> 28/I wish....
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* StanXhiao looks at all the deep ruts in the ice
<Leth^> and those weren't from skates.....<shudder>
<StanXhiao> ewwww
<agtorange> netsplit was probably the only way to end that...
<SeanQ> who kept getting kicked for /nick floods?
<Elkman> The ruts don't bother me so much as the weird lumps.
<CrzyClmbr> I was kicked once.
<StanXhiao> "...and I saw you, and you, and you were the Scarefag!"
*** spinn is now known as hockeyfag
<agtorange> let the zambonis though todo their work...
<hockeyfag> my naked butt makes a good zamboni :)
*** hockeyfag is now known as spinn
<StanXhiao> hehhe
<SeanQ> :D
<StanXhiao> ;)
<Da_Raven> Okay, now I need therapy, greg.
*** SeanQ is now known as hockeyfag
<Da_Raven> Sometimes, PGGTGs aren't for the greater good.
<K_Man> I imagine anyone who was ever a DFC editor does.
<hockeyfag> one pass is all you need :D
*** hockeyfag is now known as SeanQ
<StanXhiao> !lastcapt
<spinnbot> last caption: iadl 498: November, 1999: Tourists converge on a Chicago street corner searching the site of "all those IADL pictures we saw on that there internet thing".
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<mdxi> everyone exhausted from that?
<Elkman> I'm spent.
<StanXhiao> I don't know how Robin Williams does it
<Leth^> man....that was worse than the state motto thing last night
