Fish flavored kitty litter software
<Kyol> Going on vacation, Luke might split and I won't be able to fix it, and I _don't_ think Mark's running the version of cyclone that lets you use samode.
<Elkman> How long will you be gone?
<Elkman> And does your place have a cyanide dispenser or a pyramid of cans guarding the door?
<Kyol> We'll be in Vegas until 4/1. And we'll have one pissed off cat guarding the house.
*** SoiledGreen is now known as Pissedkitty
<Kyol> "Where _is_ everyone? Damnit, I want to be pet _now_. Don't make me BITE YOU."
<Elkman> "Hey, a cat. Here, kitty kitty kitty." *THUD*
<Pissedkitty> feed me!
<Kyol> Hopefully he won't yowl and piss off the neighbors.
<Pissedkitty> i'm gonna fucking KILL Kyol when he gets back!
<Elkman> ls -l
<Pissedkitty> FEED ME!
<Samwise> The 2 things a cat ever has to say to a human: Fuck you. Feed me.
<Pissedkitty> elk: wrong window.
<kaufman> total 0
<Elkman> Yeah, and that's about the same thing the shell told me when I mentioned something about a guard cat.
<Pissedkitty> and by the way, Kyol, have you ever wondered about how *i* felt about you leaving me here?
<Pissedkitty> it sucks.
<Pissedkitty> i can't watch tv,
<Pissedkitty> can't get online, and there is NO FUCKING FOOD.
<Pissedkitty> and you better check your shoes when you get back home, fucker.
<CrazyClimber> don't forget how long it's been since the litter box was cleaned, too.
*** Pissedkitty is now known as SoiledGreen
<Kyol> Nah, he's going to have a food _frenzy_. Big mixing bowl full of it. And he's one of those cats who doesn't seem to care about the state of his litter box (record of 1 month between cleanings.) We've done this to him before.
* Leth calls the ASPCA
<SoiledGreen> call up some allycat whores for his pleasure.
<SoiledGreen> and leave the tv on.
<CrazyClimber> that's much, much worse than anything someone like ben schumin could ever say.
<SoiledGreen> if yer gonna have a cat, treat it right.
<SoiledGreen> plenty of squeak toys, etc.
<jacquilyn> Okay, cleaning the litter box is not about making the ct happy, it's about not making the fucking house smell like a latrine.
<Leth> boy, am I glad I didn't go with Northpoint back when they offered me service
<CrazyClimber> oh, leth, this is weird: our little weekly newsletter links to an msnbc article about groove.
<CrazyClimber> but there's no context for why we should read it.
<CrazyClimber> i keep thinking that little tag at the end says "BBQ." i know where i'm going for lunch, i guess.
<Kyol> Jacqui: Nah, we had some _really_ kick ass litter that dealt with it until like the 3rd week.
<Kyol> And his new litter (appears to be compressed pine sawdust) is absorbent as hell.
<CrazyClimber> oh, so only two weeks of smelling like a latrine.
<Samwise> Mmmmmm, BBQ.
* Samwise went to famous dave's last night... had ribs & catfish
<Leth> ooh, ribs and catfish. The one highlight of working in TN a few years back
* SoiledGreen shudders.
<CrazyClimber> attacked by one when you were a kid, sg?
<SoiledGreen> actually, i've seen catfish that could take off your arm without a problem.
<SoiledGreen> aprox. 5 feet in length.
<SoiledGreen> 165 lbs.
<kaufman> so you'd better keep its litter box clean
<CrazyClimber> yeah, me too. there's a nature preserve outside boston that had some mean mothers. weighed more than me, i swear.
<SoiledGreen> it was at Grenada Lake.
<SoiledGreen> there are some in there bigger than average humans.
<kaufman> tastier too
<SoiledGreen> no, actually, the smaller ones are.
<Elkman> You have experience, Ken?
<CrazyClimber> i think the "special" humans taste better, myself.
* kaufman has driven through the South
<Samwise> Don't get started with a nebraska farmer about fish stories.
<Leth> or a New England deepsea fisherman
<SoiledGreen> i love deepsea fishing.
<Samwise> Lying about fish is considered a sport.
<Leth> "It was a gahdam mahlin, I tell ya. Wikkid fukkin HUGE!"
<SoiledGreen> get some nice humans out there on the coast.
<Kyol> Nah, only a week of latrine kitty box.
<SoiledGreen> "17 w4z 4 m4h|1 1 73|| j00! w1kk1d fux1n' Hu63!"
<Kyol> Oh, and his new stuff is _weird_. Completely absorbs liquids. Fluffs up to like 4x its original size.
<Leth> huh, that's a gooda rticle, thanks cc
<CrazyClimber> np - wish i knew why we were supposed to read it.
<CrazyClimber> kyol: have you tried the crystals yet?
<Kyol> Thinking about trying them, but haven't yet.
<Leth> well, we're releasing the 1.0 version )probably) this week, so buzz is back up, and people like Abbott Labs are going to be buying it
<CrazyClimber> tracy and her cat love 'em, my cat hates 'em, i have no opinion since tracy does the litter boxes
<Leth> so maybe your guys are testing the waters, looking for interest
<Elkman> Testing the waters in regard to Groove's product, or in regard to kitty litter?
<SoiledGreen> no, fish.
<Leth> all 3
<Leth> they're really an odd IT group
<SoiledGreen> fish flavored kitty litter software.
<SoiledGreen> it'd sell.
<SoiledGreen> think of all those cats out there that want fish flavored kitty litter software
<CrazyClimber> CAT-LIKE POOPING DETECTED
<SoiledGreen> Entering Runlever 6.....
<SoiledGreen> CAT IS CONSTIPATED: (a>bort, (r)e-try, (f)ail?
<Elkman> (a)bort, (r)etry, (f)f-f-f-funt!
<SoiledGreen> you cat-ass has powers?
<SoiledGreen> (m)eow, (p)iss in shoes, (c)law couch?
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