A nutsack is tripped
Into frenzies of dik play
Then, a sudden calm.
-- Horselover Fat / Mark Rosenfelder
Sharing a fine meal
Nourishes mind and body
Unless it's Barfy.
-- Horselover Fat / Mark Rosenfelder
Heads swivel like tops
Or: They look so lifelike, stuffed
A difficult zone.
-- Horselover Fat / Mark Rosenfelder
Rain, bugs, no TV.
Hillbillies buggered Daddy.
Happy camping? No.
-- Horselover Fat / Mark Rosenfelder
Sex and drugs are fine
But why do we never watch
_Un chien andalou_?
-- Horselover Fat / Mark Rosenfelder
Inscrutable hair
Her nose is not connected
And why just one boob?
-- Horselover Fat / Mark Rosenfelder
Another day gone
Still no DFC updates
Editors shitfaced?
-- Horselover Fat / Mark Rosenfelder
There will be swordplay
when a ronin hears insults.
"Spatch job": does it count?
-- Horselover Fat / Mark Rosenfelder
Haiku day red zone
Contains some subtle errors:
A line that is too long.
-- Horselover Fat / Mark Rosenfelder
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Although I'd rather
people used my feedback form,
but eh. No biggie.
-- spinn
Special Haiku Zone?
We've seen quite enough haiku.
Screw the monthly fee.
-- Namgubed the Merry Elf
The DFC ed
Posted all the funny ones.
What remains? Red Zone.
-- sean.reynolds
we will need to make
alt.fan.spinnwebe.haiku
to contain these lines
-- hangtownman
I have a feeling
we just initiated
an eternal thread.
-- kshay
Required haiku
captions during the summer:
Impossible Zone
-- Clayton Colwell
Self-defeating post:
Are not haiku Impossible?
Wherefore, then, use them?
-- E
The chili Dad makes
causes the reaction that
can propel my sled
-- LadyJ
the sled goes quickly
the runners kiss the soft snow
chili propulsion
-- LadyJ
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[An Ode to the Impossible Zone]
A quart milk carton,
Big slogan "Moo on you, mate",
Written across top.
Missing children's heads,
Pictured on the carton's back,
Goofus and Gallant.
But not just pictures,
No, their stuffed heads are attached!
Strong, sticky substance.
Hold them wher they are.
It smells like fresh fecal matter,
Green, made of people.
-- kaufman
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[Ode to the DFC Home Companion Update]
This haiku may suck,
but it might get me into
the Home Companion.
-- Peter Milan
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