fellating the poodle while smearing vaseline on my inner thighs while laughing

SWHC



[Ed.: DMLaenker threw out a long, weird acronym that expanded to something like "....Scratching My Ass Laughing."]
 
<SeanQ> oh, christ, Dan, just LOL from now on, okay?
<spinn> really
<LJ-atwork> wtf does that stand for?
<spinn> fellating the poodle while smearing vaseline on my inner thighs while laughing
<CrzyClmbr> the advantage of voice chat would be the ability to go "la la la la la" when you need to.
<Raven> FTPWSVOMITWL.
<spinn> heh
<spinn> fitting that there's a "vomit" in there
<Raven> Not surprising that there's a "vomit" in the middle of that.
<spinn> it was almost required, I'd think
<SeanQ> FTP/WS/VOMIT/WL
<spinn> that's a /really/ crappy haiku.
<DMLaenker> Fellating The Poodle While Smearing VOMIT While Laughing
<spinn> oh stop it
<spinn> sometimes I hate the terms computer geeks come up with for things
<SeanQ> looks like a Netscape error message
<DMLaenker> Error K969
<spinn> I hate "cookies"
<Raven> file transfer protocol / WordStar / vomit / ?
<spinn> woulda been cool if it was "vomit" instead
<spinn> "server spinnwebe.com wants to vomit. accept vomit?"
<Raven> Mmmmm, warm.
<spinn> then parts of the vomit would be "chunks"
<spinn> you would "spew"
<TMR> PPP: Puke to Puke Protocol
<spinn> oh hey! then we could say that the user session acts like a big white telephone
<spinn> and "foo" would be replaced with "ralph"
<Raven> praying to the porcelin network
<DMLaenker> ROTFV
<spinn> if you'll be my telephone, I will be your long-lost spew
<spinn> (hmmm hm hm hm, hmmmm hm hm hm)
<TMR> (trumpet solo)
<DMLaenker> I can call you Betty...
<LJ-atwork> Tossing Cookies Protocol
<spinn> oh, there ya go
<spinn> maybe we can retrofit it by getting "tossing cookies" into standard geekese
<SeanQ> and Betty, when you call me, you can call me Ralph
<Raven> Ipecac Protocol
<DMLaenker> A man walks down a street he says "Why am I so disconnected? I'm so nauseous and disconnected and whoa my nights are so long"
<spinn> dan, that's the second time you've amused me today
<spinn> what the fuck is going on here
<DMLaenker> Wow!
<DMLaenker> It's the DAMN NANITES, I tell you
<spinn> probably
<DMLaenker> THEY'RE ALL IN THE FUCKING WATER
<spinn> somebody slipped humor nanites into your brain, and you're being amusing whether you want to or not
<TMR> Twice in a day. And intentionally, too!
<DMLaenker> NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<spinn> actually
<spinn> that sounds like katdiva
<Raven> See, you don't need to learn computers - you're already BONDING DIRECTLY WITH THEM....
<DMLaenker> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<TMR> It's not so bad.
<DMLaenker> It's actually tingly....
<spinn> despite his festering ulcers, his malignant tumor, and the near-fatal car crash he was in every month since January 1992, he still carries on with the humor
<TMR> Maybe they'll start a war with the bitch-nanites in your brain and win.
<DMLaenker> It's such a struggle for both of them.
<DMLaenker> And the nanites, too.
<Raven> And it's not so much the injuries as the soul-draining interaction with his insurance company....
<TMR> And I think it'd be a good idea if Dan lost his bitch-nanites.
<spinn> heh
<spinn> but yet he CARRIES ON
<spinn> for the GOOD OF US ALL
<spinn> LAUGH, BASTARDS LAUGH, WE NEED TO RAISE MONEY FOR THE POOR STARVING ORPHANS, SO DAMN YOU LAUGH
<CrzyClmbr> THis is why the French worship him.
<DMLaenker> The sign of a good friend is the ability to tell someone what it is they need to change about themselves
<Raven> And don't forget! Kids die all the time from drunk drivers! Ha ha!
<DMLaenker> That's the most amazing thing about Katdiva.
<Raven> That they had no good friends who could convince them?


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