So, is it OK for fellatio to happen without chocolate milk?
* CrazyClimber wanders off to the Room Packed with Stimulating Chemicals
<CrazyClimber> we're out of coffee.
<Samwise> *gasp* Stay calm, Bob...
<Samwise> We'll get some no-doz delivered right away!
<CrazyClimber> like i've GOT A CHOICE, sam
<CrazyClimber> that's the whole PROBLEM!
<CrazyClimber> sorry. sorry. i'm ok.
* CrazyClimber stares forlornly at his mug of hot chocolate.
<Samwise> Oh, now that's sad. The beverage equivalent of masturbation.
<CrazyClimber> at least there's cinnamon in there.
<Samwise> Again, just like mastu... never mind.
<kaufman> sam: no, we've already determined that chocolate milk drinks are the beverage form of fellatio
* CrazyClimber wishes he were awake enough to laugh
<Samwise> So, is it OK for fellatio to happen without chocolate milk?
<jacquilyn> You mean, every afternoon when I'm tired and go for hot chocolate, I'm really just horny?
<Samwise> Jacqi: More than likely.
* jacquilyn rethinks inviting her co-workers to go for hot chocolate.
<Samwise> You want a *leisuretown line*
<kaufman> just like when we don't go for hot chocolate, we're often horny too
<CrazyClimber> yes, hot chocolate plays a role either way.
* CrazyClimber takes a sip.
* CrazyClimber tingles.
*** kaufman has changed the topic on channel #spinnwebe to hot chocolate plays a role either way.
<kaufman> happy, sam?
<Samwise> Eh. sometimes, caffeine is preferable to fellatio.
<Samwise> Thanks, Ken.
*** kaufman has changed the topic on channel #spinnwebe to <Samwise> sometimes, caffeine is preferable to fellatio.
<Samwise> s/Thanks/Suck my balls
* kaufman gives Samwise a cup of coffee
<Samwise> Well, really. Say you just had a wild night of hot monkey love. You wake up at 6 the next morning. which would you rather have at that moment, a hummer or a strong cup o coffee?
<jacquilyn> Puhlease, any night where you waking up rather than still awake at 6 am hardly counts as wild.
<Samwise> OK, jacq... you passed out at 5:37.
<Samwise> 6:00 the alarm goes off.
<CrazyClimber> if i wake up at 6, i want to kill the cats and then go back to sleep.
<CrazyClimber> neither of your suggestions, sam, makes any sense to me at all.
<maime> I've had wild nights where I woke up at 6 am.
<maime> Usually because I was in pool of puke or something but...
<maime> I'd choose sex today.
<jacquilyn> I'd choose sex any day - but then, I don't drink coffee.
<maime> well, if the coffee boy john were bringing it to me in bed.
<Samwise> Eh. But consider, you can't have a steaming cup of sex at work... usually.
<maime> and then i could have sex with him.
<maime> that would be ideal.
<jacquilyn> Does your office not have supply closets, Sam?
<maime> heck we have a "wellness room"
<maime> a room with a couch and a door that locks.
<maime> and it has a radio.
<jacquilyn> To drown out hte sound of heavy breathing?
<CrazyClimber> well, sam's got his own office and an unreliable connection. so he's got plenty of boinking opportunities and time.
<Samwise> Well, our offices are all soundproofed.
<maime> we all joking refer to it as the "pump station" because it seems to be used mostly for milking of the mothers.
<jacquilyn> Well, there you go, the fact that Sam doesn't have steamy sex at work it hardly the fault of his employers then, they've provided ample opportunities.
<maime> I love how the unreliable connection is entered into the factors for having sex in his office.
<Samwise> That and Jess hasn't been to this office yet.
<jacquilyn> Well, yeah, wouldn't wanna miss out on what's happening in channel.
<CrazyClimber> maime: we're talking about a man who'd choose coffee over sex.
<CrazyClimber> we may as well assume he'd choose this channel over sex as well.
<Samwise> Bob: only in very specific circumstances.
<CrazyClimber> nice try, sam.
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