The kitty isn't dead. Yet.

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<maime> I have a kitty now.
<KemloCaesar> maime - oh, how nice. What's its name?
<maime> her name is cammy
<agent_orange> Stiffy. It's a dead kitty!
<maime> she was my gramma's
<agent_orange> so much less fuss!
<CrazyClimber> does it look like the one on the quotes page?
<KemloCaesar> what did your gramma die of, maime?
<agent_orange> it will soon!
<maime> not really, she's sortof calico.
<maime> I don't know what my gramma died of.
<agent_orange> she wouldn't give up the kitty!
<CrazyClimber> you can make her look tougher by getting her a tattoo.
<maime> I used to have a dog with a tattoo.
<CrazyClimber> the kitty, not your grandmother.
<maime> the kitty isn't dead.
<agent_orange> yet
<CrazyClimber> yeah, waste of time tattooing dead critters
* Elkman sends the entire channel to sensitivity training
<maime> and she hasn't even noticed the fish. or she couldn't care less about them. which makes me happy.
<agent_orange> THIS kitty is going to LOVE! Not like ALL THE OTHERS
<maime> actually, the kitty is mad at me cause I'm sitting here laughing.
<tieboy> get the kitty a snorkel so she can swim safely
<tieboy> and be raised as one of the fish
<mdxi> A PLANET WHERE CATS EV...oh never mind
<Elkman> tie: Why not just transplant gills into the kitty?
<maime> she wouldn't fit in the bowl.
<CrazyClimber> shoulda gotten a bird, then
<tieboy> because a kitty with a snorkel is cute
<maime> I didn't really choose to get a kitty. she had no where else to go.
<tieboy> a kitty with gills is an affront to GOD
<raven> as opposed to a parakeet in scuba gear?
<Elkman> And a kitty with gills wouldn't be really cool?
<mdxi> or it *would* be if you could make it so its fur stayed fluffy
<mdxi> wet cats are low on the cute scale
<agent_orange> they tend to go for the eyes
<Elkman> Sheesh. OK, let's try this: How about if we transplant gills into Kemlo?
<tieboy> you could shave it and paint it
<mdxi> our kittens just started pooping.
<mdxi> a lot.
<agent_orange> get the corks!
<mdxi> i think they shit their own body mass every day now
<raven> nah, superglue.
<CrazyClimber> that cat carrier we saw last week could help that problem too
<CrazyClimber> http://www.shacknews.com/screens.x/iotd//7/thumbs/catcarry.jpg
<agent_orange> I need some device that will keep my big cat from excreting level 9 biohazards
<agent_orange> short of not feeding him at all
<mdxi> luckily they've already discovered the deck, so soon they'll know about going outside to crap
<CrazyClimber> well, that does save you money, agt
<agent_orange> I'm worried he'll eat the baby
<CrazyClimber> agt: speaking of saving money
<tieboy> let him chew food, but not swallow
<agent_orange> I could feed him MY poop, I suppose... the dog eats HIS poop, so it all kind of fits together...
<maime> you eat the dogs poop?
<agent_orange> no no no no. well ...
<agent_orange> no.
<agent_orange> not *really*
<agent_orange> much
<agent_orange> any more
<babich> its more of an apertif' than a meal
<mdxi> <spinn> o/` ciiircle of liiiife o/`
<raven> bahahahahaha!
<raven> mdxi : bastard. that one always gets me.
<mdxi> raven: me too
<tieboy> i picture him singing it in a meadow, animals crowding around
<agent_orange> s/animals eyeing him warily
<tieboy> pooping
<agent_orange> in fear
<raven> holding a big ol' handful of poop to the heavens.
<Elkman> And Elton John playing the piano in the background, also holding a big handful of poop.
<maime> that's hell on pianos.
<agent_orange> the bunny cocks his head to one side, looks at spinn curiously
<agent_orange> poops
<mdxi> with tim rice buried up to his neck in poop over to one side
<KemloCaesar> I was looking at a dictionary of quotes the other day.
<agent_orange> well, good for you
<KemloCaesar> "its poop was beaten gold" - Shakespeare
<agent_orange> run along now
<agent_orange> we're talking serious poop humor here
<tieboy> "Stay poopy, Pony Boy. Stay poopy."
<Elkman> "I'm cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs!" "Uh, those aren't Cocoa Puffs."
<agent_orange> don't need no highbrow shakespeare ruining our fun
<mdxi> Spinn Meadow Fantasy, new from PdC?
<agent_orange> Goobers and Raisin--eeeew!


Heather Garvey / Raven / raven@xnet.com
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