"Ennybody wanna play that there space invaders?"
<CrazyClimber> just did a search on my name, and found a 1984 post to telecom digest
<agent_orange> "These 1-bit graphics ROCK!" says Bob Soron, 12, of the new Mac Plus Frogger game
<Leth> when Bob was 12, the graphics were LITERALLY ON ROCKS!
<Leth> heheh...Bob's old
<agent_orange> oops! sorry!
<agent_orange> "These 1-bit graphics ROCK!" says Bob Soron, 30, of the new Mac Plus Frogger game
<agent_orange> and I remain in the lead, with three kills to CC's 1
<Samwise> Nah, Bob's hustling you.
<Samwise> Just like he used to hustle pong.
<Lore> The Bit Depth of Money
<Lore> Going back to shutting up now.
<agent_orange> "Hyuck! Ah'm new to Chicaga, just in from the Farm! Ennybody wanna play that there space invaders?"
<Samwise> "Stop it, Bob. Everyone here's wise to you."
<Samwise> s/wise to you/hep
<Samwise> To put it in the proper era.
<agent_orange> Bob Soron IS "The Cincinatti Nerd"
<Samwise> I can see him, hat pulled low, as he opens up his case and assembles his joystick
<agent_orange> o/~ ... or steal my daddy's mouse / and make a living out of playing pong ... o/~
<agent_orange> log on, maggie, I think I got something to /msg you ...
<SeanQ> it's late September and I really should be in my cube...
<agent_orange> Oh, maggie, I wish I'd never seen your /nick ...
<Leth> o/~ sure plays a mean Zax-xon o/~
<agent_orange> you led me to phreak the phone / just to whistle the proper tone ...
<agent_orange> Okay, I'm done
<mdxi> IF U WNAT MY BODY AND U THNK IM SXXXY CUM ON BABY IM ME NOW FAG
<Samwise> o/~ You got to know when to shoot 'em... know when to elude 'em... know when to hyperspace... and know when to run o/~
<Samwise> o/~ you neeever count your credits... when yer standin' at the console o/~
<agent_orange> shake shake shake, shake your boot disk
<mdxi> I don't need no cure / For this sweet HTTP1.1 GET default.idaNNNNNNNNN
<agent_orange> I see mdxi's transmutation into pure bot is going well
<mdxi> it's a code red joke :P
<agent_orange> o/~ 867-5(404 File not found) o/~
<Lots42> STOP IT STOOOP IT!
<Lots42> Thank you
<Lots42> Now you may dance for my amusement
<Samwise> in the clearing stands a big nerd, and a gamer by his trade / and he jimmies the return slots / of ev'ry game that ate his coins or snubbed him till he cried out / "I'm demanding my free game!" o/~
<Samwise> OK. Sorry.
<agent_orange> o/~ pull me closer, tiny h@XXor .. o/~
<Lots42> Check the bottom front of the games. Once I found a switch there, between the game and the carpet, that gave me a free game
<Lots42> If that doesn't work, rant and scream incoherently until the employees give you free games out of fear
<agent_orange> The Fabled Free Game Switch of Algernon!
<Kyol> Nah, mess with the anti-slam switch and bash the coin door.
<agent_orange> just fuckin' smash it till the voices stop
* SeanQ slaps agto with a large trout for starting this riff
<agent_orange> yeah, and you all followed me like a bunch of goddamn imprinted ducklings
<Samwise> Get a drink from whatever food court is near. Chew the straw flat. Put it into the coinslot till you find the pressure switch, then wiggle it till you can play all day.
<agent_orange> an obvious metapho(POW!)
<SeanQ> ./topic #spinnwebe
... wiggle it until you can play all day.
<Lots42> Oh yeah, don't forget the Out Of Order signs mean nothing. Push your coin through
<agent_orange> yeah, to hell with plugging it in, too
<agent_orange> fuck whitey
<Lots42> Gameworks in Ybor city has a '25 bucks, get a card to play all games unlimited for three hours'
<agent_orange> ah, christ, I just made myself laugh
<agent_orange> people are prarie doggin' in my direction
<mdxi> BE SURE NOT TO THINK ABOUT BONERS
<agent_orange> THANK YOU FOR NON-BONER THOUGTS
<agent_orange> mmmm ... boners
<Lots42> I hate that.
<Lots42> You laugh, then other people want to know what's what. Fuck 'em. They can find their own funny shit
<agent_orange> "What's funny? Me! I'm funny! I can make myself laugh! Watch! HAHAHAHAHAAA! Now fuck off!"
<agent_orange> "What's so funny over there!" "It's my mom! She's featured on the stileproject!"
<agent_orange> "Look! *two* basketballs!"
<SeanQ> and agto: to avoid a similar embarrassing laughing fit inthe future, get that damn mirror out of your cubicle
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