:D
* Bard-of-Stratford-on-Kemlo strikes the mime on the back of the head with the femur
<zompist> the mime collapses in agony
<Capalert> does he scream?
* Fernbar walks away in Xengar's general direction
* SoiledDwarf jumps on the mime and boots his head.
<Xengar> Dudes, don't step in the agony.
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<zompist> but before dying, it manages to pantomime opening a window and gasping for air
<Capalert> no, MIME, not MAIME
<SirAlbacore> How come Xengar gets to be third level?
<Capalert> sheesh
<zompist> 'cos he's special!
* Capalert follows Fernbar, hoping to scroe a free drink, too
<Capalert> score
<Bard-of-Stratford-on-Kemlo> NOW can I open him up and take his femur?
* BlakDeath checks the body for loot.
<Burger> if people are moving, I follow them
<zompist> unfortunately the mime has only gestured money, made of air
<SirAlbacore> I search the body.
<Fernbar> enchanted femur of silence
<Burger> people from our group, i mean
<zompist> you can take his femur if you want, kemlo
<SirAlbacore> Does he have a beret?
* SoiledDwarf takes the white face paint.
<zompist> femur the merrier, i always say
<Capalert> ugh
<BlakDeath> fern : does that mean we can beat kemlo with it?
<Fernbar> ask zomp
<Bard-of-Stratford-on-Kemlo> fern - no, *I'm* the one who has it.
<zompist> no beret, unfortunately
<BlakDeath> Albacore : I took his beret earlier. You want it?
<zompist> i guess there is a beret. :)
<daria> man what did you kill now?
<SirAlbacore> Does he have any gold teeth?
<zompist> a mime
* BlakDeath already has an all-black wardrobe.
* Fernbar is not interested in a mime's mundane possessions
* Capalert thinks it to be odd that noone calls the cops on the brutal slaying and mutilation of a local citizen in broad daylight
<Ntilde> I examine the beret to see who made it.
<SirAlbacore> Are we going to eat this one, too?
<daria> what did he say something wrong?
<BlakDeath> It's a *mime*.
* SoiledDwarf kicks the mime.
<Xengar> It's not like you killed a dog or anything.
<Capalert> oh, true
<zompist> speaking of xengar
<Ntilde> Hmm. It looks like it's a Macy's beret.
<zompist> don't you want to see xengar's place?
<zompist> it's neat!
<Burger> i want to make mime steaks
<Xengar> I gotta lava lamp and everything.
<Capalert> yes, that's why I followed Ferny.
<Capalert> That and my rampant alcoholism
* BlakDeath beats Ntilde with the Femur of Silence for that.
<Burger> but i'd rather follow the guy that ressurected me
<Fernbar> http://www.yankovic.org/WeirdAl/h_Alapalooza/she_never_told_me_she_was_a_mime.txt
<zompist> ok... fernbar, who knows the way, leads the way to xengar'splace, which is over that way
* BlakDeath follows the group.
* SoiledDwarf goes that way.
<zompist> you knock at the door
<babflippyich> action wonders where that wierd all music is coming from
<zompist> XENGAR, HEADS UP! COMPANY!
* SirAlbacore takes the mime's body with him.
* Bard-of-Stratford-on-Kemlo has the mime's enchanted femur of silence
<Mr-Ben> WNIB, bab.
<Xengar> Hey Ferny.
<Bard-of-Stratford-on-Kemlo> and his beret.
<SoiledDwarf> mime fetish?
<Capalert> hmm...I need to commune with my god. I'll enter a trance where I walk and act and fight things, but cannot talk
<Mr-Ben> They're doing all Weird Al today.
*** Capalert is now known as Capalert^afk
<Xengar> Who's the procession?
<Fernbar> hey X!
<Fernbar> some buds of mine, helped me out of a little tiff in the river
<maime> bud?
<Burger> i thought it was a squid
<SoiledDwarf> bud??
* Fernbar introduces the gang
<SirAlbacore> Nice house. Have a mime.
<babflippyich> Mr.Ben: online?
* SoiledDwarf rolls a fatty of +3 stoned.
<Xengar> Sorry, out of bud. Have a Miller.
<maime> eh. got any absolut?
<Burger> Got any Blue Curacao?
* Bard-of-Stratford-on-Kemlo gnaws on the mime's femur
<Xengar> thanks, knighty-looking guy, but I just had a mime.
* BlakDeath will take anything quaffable.
* Ntilde picks through Xengar's bookcases looking for spells and such
<Mr-Ben> Um...maybe it is.
* SirAlbacore drops the mime in whatever sitting places are nearby.
<Burger> where's the kitchen?
<Xengar> Uhm.. you weren't all planning to crash here, were you?
* zompist would make a pun on "quaff", but he's already pushing it
* SoiledDwarf find "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas".
<Mr-Ben> They took the entire website down after they ended its old format.
<Mr-Ben> Let me check...
<babflippyich> wheres your dirty slutty wife? I want to say hi
<Burger> X: where's the kitchen
<Fernbar> no, these guys were interested in elrei...
<Burger> and your kitchen
<SirAlbacore> What's an elrei?
<Fernbar> don't mind him, he's a top-notch chef
<Xengar> Hrm. Well, the kitchen's somewhere under that cow carcass.
* BlakDeath surreptitiosly removes the mime's eyes and adds them to her Bag.
<Burger> I drag the cow to the kitchen
<SirAlbacore> You have a bag of many eyes?
<SoiledDwarf> burger: well done rib-eye, please.
<Xengar> And leave elrei to the bears, I say.
<BlakDeath> I have a Belt Pouch of Holding. How else do you think lil' ol' me carries my stuff around?
<babflippyich> Does that cow have mad hoof and mouth cow disease, with + 2 cholesteral
<Fernbar> eye caramba!
<Mr-Ben> bab: http://www.streamaudio.com/listen?station=WNIB_FM
<Mr-Ben> You'll have to register, though.
<babflippyich> thanks
<Burger> I don't know how to make rib-eyes
<SoiledDwarf> damn.
<BlakDeath> It has a separate compartment for the eyes. :)
<SoiledDwarf> i do!
<Fernbar> how about femur-eyes?
<Burger> I think 'll just grind it up, make it into disks, and cook it
<SirAlbacore> You just take some yarn and wrap it around two ribs in a pretty pattern.
<Burger> then, i'll put it between two pieces of bread
<Burger> what should i call it?
<SoiledDwarf> food!
<daria> a sandwich.
<Fernbar> an eponym
<SirAlbacore> A neologism.
<BlakDeath> ground-meat bread.
<SirAlbacore> A "wrapp."
<Xengar> macaroni.
<SirAlbacore> "obtain"
<Fernbar> a slider
<Burger> it's not a eather
<Burger> feather
<Burger> so, about elrei and the bears
<Fernbar> yeah, what bears?
<SirAlbacore> Was Drew Barrymore in that?
<Bard-of-Stratford-on-Kemlo> oh, that was *last* year, sorry.
<SirAlbacore> This is a nice lamp. Can I have it?
<Ntilde> Xengar: Got any spells you aren't using?
<Fernbar> Alba: stop rubbing it, you'll go blind
<Burger> anyone know why we're supposed to see elrei again?
<Xengar> Damn. You couldn't have brought someone less klepto, like a kender?
<zompist> (burger: presumably because you want the reward fred's offering for the return of his daughter, plus any loot the band yields)
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<Xengar> Dude, elrei picked up and moved. My keys don't even work anymore.
<Capalert> ahh, the gods are merciful and short in their status reports
<Capalert> So about bears...why would they have anything to do with bears?
<Fernbar> any idea which way they headed?
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<Bard-of-Stratford-on-Kemlo> leather bars
<Xengar> They're doing the Merry Men thing, only they're dickheads.
<SirAlbacore> So, BlackDeath. Do you ever date, you know, humanoids?
<babich> I stab babflippyich in a doppleganger type way
<babich> exit
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<Xengar> The bears are in the forest, duh.
<Capalert> ah, so they stay in the forest. Are they gay?
<Fernbar> then you see a large wall.
<SoiledDwarf> well, LETS KILL SOME FUCKING BEARS ALREADY!
<SirAlbacore> Once you've tried someone with fingers, you'll never go back.
<Burger> dinner's ready!
<SoiledDwarf> woohoo!
<Fernbar> Meadloaf!
<Burger> i'm not sure what to call these cow-pattie-on-bread but i'll think of something
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<zompist> actually you should be hungry again 'cos you walked over from the squid place
<SoiledDwarf> a rabbit!
<Capalert> hassenpfeffer
* Burger follows WhiteRabbit
* SoiledDwarf attacks the rabbit
* WhiteRabbit hops away
<Xengar> Why do you want to find them, aynway? They're pretty much booked for the season.
* Bard-of-Stratford-on-Kemlo pounces after the rabbit
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<Burger> we're supposed to kill them
* WhiteRabbit leaves little dookie piles as traps
<Burger> or save them
<Capalert> oh, well, they, um, we owe them some money from a gig
<Burger> or something
<daria> I think those bears are just bad news.
<SoiledDwarf> fuck bears!
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<SoiledDwarf> they must DIE!
<WhiteRabbit> I've tried that
<Capalert> The club owner shorted them and wants to even up
<Fernbar> daria: that bears repeating
<Xengar> I'll give them any money he owes.
<daria> no, that would be fuckbunnies, not bears.
<Burger> anyone need any finely squeezed tomato?
<Capalert> well, I need a receipt from them
<WhiteRabbit> I need some toilet paper.
<Capalert> taxes, y'know
<Fernbar> Burger de Couer?
<SirAlbacore> Only if it comes in a package made out of waterproof polycarbons.
<maime> "she's a bunny, you're a bear"
* BlakDeath perches on SirAlbacore's shoulder.
<Burger> We need to see them in person, you know?
<Xengar> Well, they headed south after the last gig I saw 'em at.
<Capalert> Not that we don't trust you, but it's all about the accountants. They verily dost suck
<Fernbar> We want to hear the rest of the Ursa Cycle
<daria> They need autographs signed for their scavenger hunt.
<Burger> anyone want more Burger's Special Cow Patties?
<Ntilde> I'll take one.
* SoiledDwarf takes two.
<Capalert> hm, how about a Meadow Muffin?
<Bard-of-Stratford-on-Kemlo> it's D&D-party mating season
<Xengar> But I haven't gone looking for 'em. Artistic differences and all that.
* zompist always thinks that three or four different stories are more convincing than one...
<SirAlbacore> Wait. Which of us is a leper in another dimension.
<God> Ot, but worksafe: http://sa-1.enteract.com/~bport/dirty/
<BlakDeath> You know how it is, accounting wants everything in triplicate with all the right signatures or you have to start all over....
<Capalert> Man, I hate that Artistic Differences shit. They just don't appreciate you
<SoiledDwarf> damn.
<Fernbar> so when will you be forming a new band?
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<SoiledDwarf> i want to eat some rabbit.
<Capalert> Hey, why not come with us, maybe you can make up with them, and you guys can groove heartily again
<Xengar> Dunno... anyone here into jazz fusion?
<Capalert> (and split some of this cash)
<SirAlbacore> Is Xengar evil?
<Capalert> Sir: close. He's from the plains
<Ntilde> I'd be into jazz fusion, if it existed during the middle ages.
* WhiteRabbit pees on the dwarf's boots
<Xengar> Well, I'm in for cash.
<SirAlbacore> I'm more into military marches and trumpet flourishes.
<WhiteRabbit> I'm into lettuce
* SoiledDwarf kicks the fucking rabbit in the head.
<SoiledDwarf> fuck rabbits!
<zompist> albacore: you don't detect any evil in the guy
<Xengar> Ntilde: yeah, see, it's a new thing! And I'll have invented it!
<Capalert> s/k r/k like r/
<BlakDeath> damn, soiled, take a cold shower.
<Xengar> then, I'll invent transparent aluminum.
<Bard-of-Stratford-on-Kemlo> Dwarf, keep your perversions to yourself.
<Fernbar> If you ever want a traditional chanter ...
<Mr-Ben> Where's Elmer Fudd when you need him?
<Mr-Ben> "Kill the wabbit, KILL THE WABBIT!!"
* WhiteRabbit hides in the ladies' room
* Capalert picks up on Fernbar's bit and starts doing a Gregorian chant
<Burger> So, let's go out in the forest and fuck like rabbits with the bears while we sign a new contract on Elrei
<Capalert> dominus nabisco, veritas coooo-kies
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* BlakDeath harmonizes into a walkie-talkie.
<Elfstar> Am I dead yet?
<Capalert> yes
<maime> Elfstar!
<Capalert> er. no
<Xengar> OK then. Let's get moving.
<Ntilde> No. We're just at Xengar's place right now.
<Fernbar> you got better
<Capalert> Riht-o
* WhiteRabbit wonders if there even has been a tavern yet
<Xengar> While I still have any booze left.
<Capalert> booze?
<SirAlbacore> You have booze?
<Capalert> you have booze?
* SoiledDwarf pulls out the vodka.
<Bard-of-Stratford-on-Kemlo> booze!
* BlakDeath looks up guiltily from the bottle of Balvenie she's drinking.
<Xengar> *had*, you maters-with-porcine-mammals.
* Mr-Ben wheels out the minibar, stocked with good stuff,
<SirAlbacore> Hey, great. Got any orange juice for this?
<Mr-Ben> I threw out the Natural Light and the Old Style.
<SoiledDwarf> sure!
<Capalert> oh well. Guess I'll just stick to the wine
<SirAlbacore> Oooh! Balvenie! 12-year or 15-year?
<Elfstar> Somebody wanna fill eme in on what we're doing besides getting drunk?
<Elfstar> I see we've found Xengar.
<SirAlbacore> You just filled yourself in.
* BlakDeath likes the 12-yr.
* Xengar starts throwing cow-pattie-ground-up-things at people to make them get away from his bar
<maime> well, have fun storming th castle. i'm back to fill in for the MK
<Capalert> yeah, he's taking us to the band so we can, pay them what we owe
<SirAlbacore> Yeah, Doublewood rocks.
<Xengar> Out, out, everybody OUT
* Capalert blesses the bar
* WhiteRabbit hops across the street to the Evil Library Of Evilness
<Burger> hey! you keep your hands off my culinary creation!
<Capalert> mmm....holy whiskey
* BlakDeath slips a bottle into her pouch before flying out.
* Ntilde starts heading out, but palms a copy of Xengar's spellbook
<zompist> heh
* Mr-Ben hands out malt liquor.
* Bard-of-Stratford-on-Kemlo goes to the library
* SirAlbacore grabs the mime again and heads out.
<zompist> the dm steps in
<Burger> grabs as many Burger's as he can
<SoiledDwarf> Olde English!
<BlakDeath> whiskey is always holy.
<zompist> good time for a break. :)
<Capalert> ok, so off we go
<Capalert> or not
<Xengar> Reconvene when?
<Elfstar> Oh sure.
<SirAlbacore> Yeah, all that fighting and advancing the plot was wearing me out.
<Burger> Xengar where's your bathroom
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<Elfstar> I get back and you fricking go on a brake.
* Xengar needs to use the chamber pot...
*** Bard-of-Stratford-on-Kemlo has been kicked off channel #spinnwebe by Capalert (So about that sacrifice again)
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<Elfstar> snkkkt
<WhiteRabbit> It's your house
<Bard-of-Stratford-on-Kemlo> heh
<Mr-Ben> He was kicked by the Black Magic Ops!
<zompist> we could go on, but it might be better if i have some time to think up more encounters. :)
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<zompist> it was hard enough getting you all together
<Xengar> Zomp: OK, about whenish?
<Capalert> why? It's not like we were sticking to a script or anything
* SoiledDwarf is ready to go.
<zompist> The Crowded Adventurers
* WhiteRabbit watches the Deus Ex Zombies advance across the street towards Xengar's house
<SirAlbacore> Oh, fine. Just as I was making time with the bird.
* Capalert settles back in behind Xengar's bar
<zompist> want to do more this week, or next week?
<SoiledDwarf> sir and his bird fetishes.
* Xengar makes a mad dash for the bathroom, tellmeaboutwhenwe'regonnaplayagaingottago
*** SirAlbacore is now known as Lore
*** Capalert is now known as Leth
<Leth> wheneva
*** Ntilde is now known as Elkman
* Fernbar says the magic morphing words
<Elkman> I won't be around next week, but don't let that stop you.
*** Fernbar is now known as kaufman
*** Burger is now known as ristoril
*** Leth has changed the topic on channel #spinnwebe to http://www.spinnwebe.com/temp/rambo.txt
<ristoril> I won't be here this weekend
*** SoiledDwarf is now known as SoiledGreen
<Leth> I have no life. I'll be around
<Leth> but not right now
<Bard-of-Stratford-on-Kemlo> ... is the game over?
<Elfstar> I can't do this more than once a week.
<zompist> 'nother question: do people prefer daytime or night?
*** Leth is now known as Leth^MTG
<zompist> kemlo: for now, yes
<Elfstar> I do have a job during thiese hours, ya know.
<Leth^MTG> night is better
<SoiledGreen> zomp: next time, let me start a new one.
*** Bard-of-Stratford-on-Kemlo is now known as KemloCaesar
<Elkman> I'd feel less guilty doing it a night.
<KemloCaesar> I think this would have worked better if it was more spontaneous
<Elkman> s/a night/at night/
<BlakDeath> night is better.
<WhiteRabbit> Night means I can hunt for blood.
<WhiteRabbit> Uh...
<zompist> soiled: a new character?
<SoiledGreen> yeah.
<zompist> sure
<SoiledGreen> cool.
<zompist> if we play at night, yury will probably want surly back anyway.
<Elfstar> OK so for my birthday i received: a desk organizer, two lapel pins, shiatsu thumb massgers, a foot massager, a magnetic sculpture kit, a happy face pen, irish brekfast tea, a bag on wheels, a coffee mug, a notice board and a bottle of designer
* Elkman peels off the fake mustache
* God randomly *zots* some rabbits.
*** God is now known as Kyol
*** Elfstar is now known as jacquilyn
<zompist> ok, we'll play next week at night some time tba. :)
* WhiteRabbit summons Bun-Bun
<jacquilyn> water
<WhiteRabbit> That's not spontaneous!
<Lore> Isn't "designer water" a euphemism for urine?
<SoiledGreen> make it at like 11 cst. cause i always work weekends.
<zompist> kyol was god? man, i didn't even check that
<zompist> i was wondering what happened to you.
<jacquilyn> Kyol was God?
<Kyol> Was too busy to play.
<jacquilyn> Huh, and we were making his character do shit.
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<jacquilyn> 11cst? At night? That's too late.
<jacquilyn> That's like midnight my time.
<jacquilyn> It needs to be like nine CST at the latest.
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<SoiledGreen> i'll be at work.
<WhiteRabbit> Spontaniety is the key. It worked last time,
<daria> WR: this wasn't spontaneous
<daria> this was planned :)
<KemloCaesar> daria - I know. we mean *last* time.
<daria> well I'm saying that that means spontaniety isn't the key :)
<daria> because this one wasn't and it works fine :)
<Lore> Maybe we should try a Vampire the Masquerade session some time.
<daria> wait wait, can we do a LARP next time?
*** KemloCaesar is now known as Kemlo-Disguised-as-a-Vampire
<Lore> Um.
<WhiteRabbit> Can we wait in an alley for a planned rendevous that we know is a trap?
<jacquilyn> Oh god, the people on alt.fan.ann-rice used to paly that?
<Lore> Don't we have to be in the same room to LARP?
<jacquilyn> What's a LARP?
<WhiteRabbit> Live Action Role Playing
<SoiledGreen> a LARP!
<Lore> Live-Action Role Playing
<Elkman> Is that like a LART?
<daria> lore: I'm being facetious.
<Lore> Ah, okay.
<jacquilyn> Wow look at all them vowels - and in the right order, too
<WhiteRabbit> Kind of like kids pretending to be G.I.Joes and shooting invisible Cobra soilders. Sigh, I miss those days.
<ristoril> so what, we get instructions for things we have to go do to our coworkers?
<Lore> You miss last week?
<WhiteRabbit> "Stare at their necks. Lick your lips."
<WhiteRabbit> "Cower from the sun screaming 'It burns, it burns!' "
<Mr-Ben> He misses yesterday afternoon, Lore.
<WhiteRabbit> Faans.org has a neat look at the concept of LARP
<Mr-Ben> He ruined the game because he didn't want to get shot by an invisible Cobra soldier.
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[Suicide Squid]
[What's his mime type?]
[Why orcs avoid living here]
[Why-a no chicken?]
[To catch a thief]
[Rock and Troll]
[How To Be Rutabagan]
[Gargoyles Just Want to Have Fun]
[Let Me Entertain You]
[The Arm-bone's Connected to the Sword-Bone]
[Space Opera Quest!]
[Is Mary Sue too damn perky or what?]
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