The Story So Far : What's his mime type? (Episodes 39-45)

SWHC

[Preparation] [Suicide Squid] [What's his mime type?] [Why orcs avoid living here] [Why-a no chicken?] [To catch a thief] [Rock and Troll] [How To Be Rutabagan] [Gargoyles Just Want to Have Fun] [Let Me Entertain You] [The Arm-bone's Connected to the Sword-Bone] [Space Opera Quest!] [Is Mary Sue too damn perky or what?] [Beware of bears bearing wares]



* zompist gently hints that the party has a destination, should it care to mosey on in that direction

<Elfstar> We're *resting*
<Capalert> ok
* Fernbar finishes eating
* BlakDeath flies south to scout ahead.
<Elfstar> and *eating*(
<Burger> i just want my bamn toothpick
<Capalert> that's all the squid I can eat
<SirAlbacore> Is the cuttlebone still intact?
<Burger> damn toothpick even
<Elfstar> Fine, fine, fine, whatever.
<Ntilde> What's the hurry? I got hungry fighting the squid.
* Elfstar elfstar mosies south.
* Fernbar leads
<zompist> albacore, the squid's body and a few tentacles escaped.

* Ntilde mails the tape of the battle to a Japanese anime producer
* Burger looks around for a convenient temporary weapon
<Burger> do squid tentacles make good weapons?
* zompist doesn't want to think about what ntilde does with the tentacle ends

<zompist> burger: only when they're attached to a squid.

* Burger makes a mental note to find that squid and get his toothpick back
* SoiledDwarf follows blindly.
<zompist> or a ten-ton weight.

* Capalert heads south too, sharpening the sacrificial dagger on a whetstone
<Burger> fucking squid
<SoiledDwarf> fuck squid.
<Burger> I follow everyone, looking around for a new weapon
<zompist> soiled: now that's anime!

<Burger> or my toothpick
* Bard-of-Stratford-on-Kemlo whaps the dwarf on the head with my reinforced human femur. Language.
* BlakDeath follows the road, scouting from above for anything interesting.
<Ntilde> I follow, but jkust a little too closely on Capalert's heels.
<SoiledDwarf> i'm short. i get pissed easy.
<zompist> ok. party in motion, whee!

<zompist> nothing of interest happens till you reach the gates of pelym.

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<SirAlbacore> Me trots after the rest of the party.
<Capalert> snkkt
<Capalert> that's two, zomp
<Bard-of-Stratford-on-Kemlo> Look! It is a fair lady!
<Burger> then we find LadyJ!
<SirAlbacore> Hiya, J.
<SirAlbacore> We're partying.
<Burger> I attack LadyJ
<babflippyich> I skip with them
<Capalert> Is she evil?
* SoiledDwarf hands J a vodka OJ.
<Burger> with LOVE
* BlakDeath perches on the Pelym gates.
<Bard-of-Stratford-on-Kemlo> Lady J of Pelym!
<babflippyich> I stop skipping and adventurewith dignity
* Elfstar stops to query the lady of Pelym.
<Elfstar> We seak Xengar. Are you acquainted with him?
* Capalert takes a poll of the party about the whole sacrifice thingy
<zompist> pelym is a largish town, known for its music and poetry.

<zompist> there's a chance of mimes

<Ntilde> I show off the ring to LadyJ to see if she thinks it's sexy
<SoiledDwarf> metal music?
<Elfstar> She's not a damned squid.
* Burger puts on his scary face
* Capalert pulls out an olive loaf
<Capalert> I'm ready for the mime
<Ntilde> You never know.
<zompist> it's daytime, and the guards at the gate barely look at you as you pass

<Elfstar> And besides, I have a +1 sword of poking things sharply and you don't wanna make me jealous, ntilde.
* Fernbar knows wher Xengar lives
* BlakDeath sharpens her blades....*mimes*.....
<zompist> say, there's a mime there!

* Capalert whaps it with an olive loaf
<Fernbar> there's a mime there!
<Elfstar> Oooh. A mime.
<Burger> what are the local customs regarding mimes
* Bard-of-Stratford-on-Kemlo pounces on the mime and extracts its femur
<Elfstar> Yeah, do we get to kill 'em?
<zompist> similar to ours, burger

<Burger> tip, ignore, or kill?
<Capalert> Sorry, it's a mandate from my god
<BlakDeath> an olive loaf to the head.
<Elfstar> And if so, how many hitpoints do they have?
<zompist> burger: right

<Fernbar> abort, retry, or kill
<LadyJ> this is going too fast for me to follow at work, bye
<zompist> it's an easy, pathetic kill, really.

*** LadyJ (ladyj@highhopes.madhack.com) has left #spinnwebe
<Capalert> WALK AGAINST THIS, FUCKER!
<SirAlbacore> jeeb, seen LadyJ?
<God> A mandate from _whom_?
<God> *zot*
<Elfstar> Gotta go to teh birthday celebration?
<SirAlbacore> I search the body.
<Capalert> different god, mang
<zompist> and not necessary to the game, but i told you there was a chance of mimes and by god I DELIVER

<babflippyich> I draw a frowny face on him
<SirAlbacore> Did you roll?
<Ntilde> Huh. Apparently, the ring didn't work on J.
<Bard-of-Stratford-on-Kemlo> it's close enough to human that I want its femur
<zompist> heh heh.

<SoiledDwarf> mimes!
<Capalert> Ntilde: she's not a squid
<zompist> the mime dodged the bread

<Ntilde> I decide not to attack the mimes. A mime is a terrible thing to waste.
<Fernbar> I wash the chalk off its face
<zompist> now it's doing that walking into the wind thing

<Capalert> well, unless they have a role-playing thing we don't wanna know about
<Burger> is mime edible?
<Elfstar> BBIAB, try not to kill me in my absence, eh.
*** SIGNOFF: Elfstar!~cs952146@ella.ariel.cs.yorku.ca (Leaving)
* SoiledDwarf attacks the mime with a Fuck.
<zompist> it looks at you in a "please pay me for that" kind of way

* BlakDeath removes its damn beret. With malice.
<Capalert> ok, I throw Elfstar at the mime
* Fernbar knows better than to open a strange mime's attachment
<SirAlbacore> I search his body.
<zompist> he's not dead, dude

<Bard-of-Stratford-on-Kemlo> he WILL be
<Capalert> so?
<SirAlbacore> Did I ask if he was dead?
<zompist> he moves away with a quizzical expression

<zompist> as if to say, "naughty paladin!"

<SirAlbacore> Is he evil?
<SoiledDwarf> can i h4x0r it?
<zompist> you have to ask?

<zompist> of course, he actually says nothing, being a mime

<Burger> I put on my More scary face
* BlakDeath asks the mime if he knows where we can find Elrei.
* SoiledDwarf attacks the mime with scripting.
<zompist> he makes faces back at you

* Capalert clubs the mime again
<Burger> I burp at the mime
<zompist> the mime says nothing, but pantomimes opening up an umbrella

<Burger> I look up
<babflippyich> You meet an 3l33t H4X0r
* Ntilde starts imitating the mime to be annoying
<Fernbar> :D
* Bard-of-Stratford-on-Kemlo strikes the mime on the back of the head with the femur
<zompist> the mime collapses in agony

<Capalert> does he scream?
* Fernbar walks away in Xengar's general direction
* SoiledDwarf jumps on the mime and boots his head.
<Xengar> Dudes, don't step in the agony.
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<zompist> but before dying, it manages to pantomime opening a window and gasping for air

<Capalert> no, MIME, not MAIME
<SirAlbacore> How come Xengar gets to be third level?
<Capalert> sheesh
<zompist> 'cos he's special!

* Capalert follows Fernbar, hoping to scroe a free drink, too
<Capalert> score
<Bard-of-Stratford-on-Kemlo> NOW can I open him up and take his femur?
* BlakDeath checks the body for loot.
<Burger> if people are moving, I follow them
<zompist> unfortunately the mime has only gestured money, made of air

<SirAlbacore> I search the body.
<Fernbar> enchanted femur of silence
<Burger> people from our group, i mean
<zompist> you can take his femur if you want, kemlo

<SirAlbacore> Does he have a beret?
* SoiledDwarf takes the white face paint.
<zompist> femur the merrier, i always say

<Capalert> ugh
<BlakDeath> fern : does that mean we can beat kemlo with it?
<Fernbar> ask zomp
<Bard-of-Stratford-on-Kemlo> fern - no, *I'm* the one who has it.
<zompist> no beret, unfortunately

<BlakDeath> Albacore : I took his beret earlier. You want it?
<zompist> i guess there is a beret. :)

<daria> man what did you kill now?
<SirAlbacore> Does he have any gold teeth?
<zompist> a mime

* BlakDeath already has an all-black wardrobe.
* Fernbar is not interested in a mime's mundane possessions
* Capalert thinks it to be odd that noone calls the cops on the brutal slaying and mutilation of a local citizen in broad daylight
<Ntilde> I examine the beret to see who made it.
<SirAlbacore> Are we going to eat this one, too?
<daria> what did he say something wrong?
<BlakDeath> It's a *mime*.
* SoiledDwarf kicks the mime.
<Xengar> It's not like you killed a dog or anything.
<Capalert> oh, true
<zompist> speaking of xengar

<Ntilde> Hmm. It looks like it's a Macy's beret.
<zompist> don't you want to see xengar's place?

<zompist> it's neat!

<Burger> i want to make mime steaks
<Xengar> I gotta lava lamp and everything.
<Capalert> yes, that's why I followed Ferny.
<Capalert> That and my rampant alcoholism
* BlakDeath beats Ntilde with the Femur of Silence for that.
<Burger> but i'd rather follow the guy that ressurected me
<Fernbar> http://www.yankovic.org/WeirdAl/h_Alapalooza/she_never_told_me_she_was_a_mime.txt
<zompist> ok... fernbar, who knows the way, leads the way to xengar'splace, which is over that way

* BlakDeath follows the group.
* SoiledDwarf goes that way.
<zompist> you knock at the door

<babflippyich> action wonders where that wierd all music is coming from
<zompist> XENGAR, HEADS UP! COMPANY!

* SirAlbacore takes the mime's body with him.
* Bard-of-Stratford-on-Kemlo has the mime's enchanted femur of silence
<Mr-Ben> WNIB, bab.
<Xengar> Hey Ferny.
<Bard-of-Stratford-on-Kemlo> and his beret.
<SoiledDwarf> mime fetish?
<Capalert> hmm...I need to commune with my god. I'll enter a trance where I walk and act and fight things, but cannot talk
<Mr-Ben> They're doing all Weird Al today.
*** Capalert is now known as Capalert^afk
<Xengar> Who's the procession?
<Fernbar> hey X!
<Fernbar> some buds of mine, helped me out of a little tiff in the river
<maime> bud?
<Burger> i thought it was a squid
<SoiledDwarf> bud??
* Fernbar introduces the gang
<SirAlbacore> Nice house. Have a mime.
<babflippyich> Mr.Ben: online?
* SoiledDwarf rolls a fatty of +3 stoned.
<Xengar> Sorry, out of bud. Have a Miller.
<maime> eh. got any absolut?
<Burger> Got any Blue Curacao?
* Bard-of-Stratford-on-Kemlo gnaws on the mime's femur
<Xengar> thanks, knighty-looking guy, but I just had a mime.
* BlakDeath will take anything quaffable.
* Ntilde picks through Xengar's bookcases looking for spells and such
<Mr-Ben> Um...maybe it is.
* SirAlbacore drops the mime in whatever sitting places are nearby.
<Burger> where's the kitchen?
<Xengar> Uhm.. you weren't all planning to crash here, were you?
* zompist would make a pun on "quaff", but he's already pushing it

* SoiledDwarf find "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas".
<Mr-Ben> They took the entire website down after they ended its old format.
<Mr-Ben> Let me check...
<babflippyich> wheres your dirty slutty wife? I want to say hi
<Burger> X: where's the kitchen
<Fernbar> no, these guys were interested in elrei...
<Burger> and your kitchen
<SirAlbacore> What's an elrei?
<Fernbar> don't mind him, he's a top-notch chef
<Xengar> Hrm. Well, the kitchen's somewhere under that cow carcass.
* BlakDeath surreptitiosly removes the mime's eyes and adds them to her Bag.
<Burger> I drag the cow to the kitchen
<SirAlbacore> You have a bag of many eyes?
<SoiledDwarf> burger: well done rib-eye, please.
<Xengar> And leave elrei to the bears, I say.
<BlakDeath> I have a Belt Pouch of Holding. How else do you think lil' ol' me carries my stuff around?
<babflippyich> Does that cow have mad hoof and mouth cow disease, with + 2 cholesteral
<Fernbar> eye caramba!
<Mr-Ben> bab: http://www.streamaudio.com/listen?station=WNIB_FM
<Mr-Ben> You'll have to register, though.
<babflippyich> thanks
<Burger> I don't know how to make rib-eyes
<SoiledDwarf> damn.
<BlakDeath> It has a separate compartment for the eyes. :)
<SoiledDwarf> i do!
<Fernbar> how about femur-eyes?
<Burger> I think 'll just grind it up, make it into disks, and cook it
<SirAlbacore> You just take some yarn and wrap it around two ribs in a pretty pattern.
<Burger> then, i'll put it between two pieces of bread
<Burger> what should i call it?
<SoiledDwarf> food!
<daria> a sandwich.
<Fernbar> an eponym
<SirAlbacore> A neologism.
<BlakDeath> ground-meat bread.
<SirAlbacore> A "wrapp."
<Xengar> macaroni.
<SirAlbacore> "obtain"
<Fernbar> a slider
<Burger> it's not a eather
<Burger> feather
<Burger> so, about elrei and the bears
<Fernbar> yeah, what bears?
<SirAlbacore> Was Drew Barrymore in that?
<Bard-of-Stratford-on-Kemlo> oh, that was *last* year, sorry.
<SirAlbacore> This is a nice lamp. Can I have it?
<Ntilde> Xengar: Got any spells you aren't using?
<Fernbar> Alba: stop rubbing it, you'll go blind
<Burger> anyone know why we're supposed to see elrei again?
<Xengar> Damn. You couldn't have brought someone less klepto, like a kender?
<zompist> (burger: presumably because you want the reward fred's offering for the return of his daughter, plus any loot the band yields)

*** Capalert^afk is now known as Capalert
<Xengar> Dude, elrei picked up and moved. My keys don't even work anymore.
<Capalert> ahh, the gods are merciful and short in their status reports
<Capalert> So about bears...why would they have anything to do with bears?
<Fernbar> any idea which way they headed?
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<Bard-of-Stratford-on-Kemlo> leather bars
<Xengar> They're doing the Merry Men thing, only they're dickheads.
<SirAlbacore> So, BlackDeath. Do you ever date, you know, humanoids?
<babich> I stab babflippyich in a doppleganger type way
<babich> exit
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*** SIGNOFF: babflippyich!~pirch@lsanca1-ar8-173-022.dsl.gtei.net (I hate cliche's like the plague!)
<Xengar> The bears are in the forest, duh.
<Capalert> ah, so they stay in the forest. Are they gay?
<Fernbar> then you see a large wall.
<SoiledDwarf> well, LETS KILL SOME FUCKING BEARS ALREADY!
<SirAlbacore> Once you've tried someone with fingers, you'll never go back.
<Burger> dinner's ready!
<SoiledDwarf> woohoo!
<Fernbar> Meadloaf!
<Burger> i'm not sure what to call these cow-pattie-on-bread but i'll think of something
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<zompist> actually you should be hungry again 'cos you walked over from the squid place

<SoiledDwarf> a rabbit!
<Capalert> hassenpfeffer
* Burger follows WhiteRabbit
* SoiledDwarf attacks the rabbit
* WhiteRabbit hops away
<Xengar> Why do you want to find them, aynway? They're pretty much booked for the season.
* Bard-of-Stratford-on-Kemlo pounces after the rabbit
*** SIGNOFF: Mr-Ben!Benman13@AC9F8309.ipt.aol.com (Connection reset by peer)
<Burger> we're supposed to kill them
* WhiteRabbit leaves little dookie piles as traps
<Burger> or save them
<Capalert> oh, well, they, um, we owe them some money from a gig
<Burger> or something
<daria> I think those bears are just bad news.
<SoiledDwarf> fuck bears!
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<SoiledDwarf> they must DIE!
<WhiteRabbit> I've tried that
<Capalert> The club owner shorted them and wants to even up
<Fernbar> daria: that bears repeating
<Xengar> I'll give them any money he owes.
<daria> no, that would be fuckbunnies, not bears.
<Burger> anyone need any finely squeezed tomato?
<Capalert> well, I need a receipt from them
<WhiteRabbit> I need some toilet paper.
<Capalert> taxes, y'know
<Fernbar> Burger de Couer?
<SirAlbacore> Only if it comes in a package made out of waterproof polycarbons.
<maime> "she's a bunny, you're a bear"
* BlakDeath perches on SirAlbacore's shoulder.
<Burger> We need to see them in person, you know?
<Xengar> Well, they headed south after the last gig I saw 'em at.
<Capalert> Not that we don't trust you, but it's all about the accountants. They verily dost suck
<Fernbar> We want to hear the rest of the Ursa Cycle
<daria> They need autographs signed for their scavenger hunt.
<Burger> anyone want more Burger's Special Cow Patties?
<Ntilde> I'll take one.
* SoiledDwarf takes two.
<Capalert> hm, how about a Meadow Muffin?
<Bard-of-Stratford-on-Kemlo> it's D&D-party mating season
<Xengar> But I haven't gone looking for 'em. Artistic differences and all that.
* zompist always thinks that three or four different stories are more convincing than one...

<SirAlbacore> Wait. Which of us is a leper in another dimension.
<God> Ot, but worksafe: http://sa-1.enteract.com/~bport/dirty/
<BlakDeath> You know how it is, accounting wants everything in triplicate with all the right signatures or you have to start all over....
<Capalert> Man, I hate that Artistic Differences shit. They just don't appreciate you
<SoiledDwarf> damn.
<Fernbar> so when will you be forming a new band?
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<SoiledDwarf> i want to eat some rabbit.
<Capalert> Hey, why not come with us, maybe you can make up with them, and you guys can groove heartily again
<Xengar> Dunno... anyone here into jazz fusion?
<Capalert> (and split some of this cash)
<SirAlbacore> Is Xengar evil?
<Capalert> Sir: close. He's from the plains
<Ntilde> I'd be into jazz fusion, if it existed during the middle ages.
* WhiteRabbit pees on the dwarf's boots
<Xengar> Well, I'm in for cash.
<SirAlbacore> I'm more into military marches and trumpet flourishes.
<WhiteRabbit> I'm into lettuce
* SoiledDwarf kicks the fucking rabbit in the head.
<SoiledDwarf> fuck rabbits!
<zompist> albacore: you don't detect any evil in the guy

<Xengar> Ntilde: yeah, see, it's a new thing! And I'll have invented it!
<Capalert> s/k r/k like r/
<BlakDeath> damn, soiled, take a cold shower.
<Xengar> then, I'll invent transparent aluminum.
<Bard-of-Stratford-on-Kemlo> Dwarf, keep your perversions to yourself.
<Fernbar> If you ever want a traditional chanter ...
<Mr-Ben> Where's Elmer Fudd when you need him?
<Mr-Ben> "Kill the wabbit, KILL THE WABBIT!!"
* WhiteRabbit hides in the ladies' room
* Capalert picks up on Fernbar's bit and starts doing a Gregorian chant
<Burger> So, let's go out in the forest and fuck like rabbits with the bears while we sign a new contract on Elrei
<Capalert> dominus nabisco, veritas coooo-kies
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* BlakDeath harmonizes into a walkie-talkie.
<Elfstar> Am I dead yet?
<Capalert> yes
<maime> Elfstar!
<Capalert> er. no
<Xengar> OK then. Let's get moving.
<Ntilde> No. We're just at Xengar's place right now.
<Fernbar> you got better
<Capalert> Riht-o
* WhiteRabbit wonders if there even has been a tavern yet
<Xengar> While I still have any booze left.
<Capalert> booze?
<SirAlbacore> You have booze?
<Capalert> you have booze?
* SoiledDwarf pulls out the vodka.
<Bard-of-Stratford-on-Kemlo> booze!
* BlakDeath looks up guiltily from the bottle of Balvenie she's drinking.
<Xengar> *had*, you maters-with-porcine-mammals.
* Mr-Ben wheels out the minibar, stocked with good stuff,
<SirAlbacore> Hey, great. Got any orange juice for this?
<Mr-Ben> I threw out the Natural Light and the Old Style.
<SoiledDwarf> sure!
<Capalert> oh well. Guess I'll just stick to the wine
<SirAlbacore> Oooh! Balvenie! 12-year or 15-year?
<Elfstar> Somebody wanna fill eme in on what we're doing besides getting drunk?
<Elfstar> I see we've found Xengar.
<SirAlbacore> You just filled yourself in.
* BlakDeath likes the 12-yr.
* Xengar starts throwing cow-pattie-ground-up-things at people to make them get away from his bar
<maime> well, have fun storming th castle. i'm back to fill in for the MK
<Capalert> yeah, he's taking us to the band so we can, pay them what we owe
<SirAlbacore> Yeah, Doublewood rocks.
<Xengar> Out, out, everybody OUT
* Capalert blesses the bar
* WhiteRabbit hops across the street to the Evil Library Of Evilness
<Burger> hey! you keep your hands off my culinary creation!
<Capalert> mmm....holy whiskey
* BlakDeath slips a bottle into her pouch before flying out.
* Ntilde starts heading out, but palms a copy of Xengar's spellbook
<zompist> heh

* Mr-Ben hands out malt liquor.
* Bard-of-Stratford-on-Kemlo goes to the library
* SirAlbacore grabs the mime again and heads out.
<zompist> the dm steps in

<Burger> grabs as many Burger's as he can
<SoiledDwarf> Olde English!
<BlakDeath> whiskey is always holy.
<zompist> good time for a break. :)

<Capalert> ok, so off we go
<Capalert> or not
<Xengar> Reconvene when?
<Elfstar> Oh sure.
<SirAlbacore> Yeah, all that fighting and advancing the plot was wearing me out.
<Burger> Xengar where's your bathroom
*** Mode change "+o Capalert" on channel #spinnwebe by MrLuke
<Elfstar> I get back and you fricking go on a brake.
* Xengar needs to use the chamber pot...
*** Bard-of-Stratford-on-Kemlo has been kicked off channel #spinnwebe by Capalert (So about that sacrifice again)
*** Bard-of-Stratford-on-Kemlo (adslkj@139.103.65.126) has joined #spinnwebe
<Elfstar> snkkkt
<WhiteRabbit> It's your house
<Bard-of-Stratford-on-Kemlo> heh
<Mr-Ben> He was kicked by the Black Magic Ops!
<zompist> we could go on, but it might be better if i have some time to think up more encounters. :)

*** SIGNOFF: maime!dollasauru@dyn-d082f6b6.spiritone.com (I wish I could lie, I wish I didn't care...)
<zompist> it was hard enough getting you all together

<Xengar> Zomp: OK, about whenish?
<Capalert> why? It's not like we were sticking to a script or anything
* SoiledDwarf is ready to go.
<zompist> The Crowded Adventurers

* WhiteRabbit watches the Deus Ex Zombies advance across the street towards Xengar's house
<SirAlbacore> Oh, fine. Just as I was making time with the bird.
* Capalert settles back in behind Xengar's bar
<zompist> want to do more this week, or next week?

<SoiledDwarf> sir and his bird fetishes.
* Xengar makes a mad dash for the bathroom, tellmeaboutwhenwe'regonnaplayagaingottago
*** SirAlbacore is now known as Lore
*** Capalert is now known as Leth
<Leth> wheneva
*** Ntilde is now known as Elkman
* Fernbar says the magic morphing words
<Elkman> I won't be around next week, but don't let that stop you.
*** Fernbar is now known as kaufman
*** Burger is now known as ristoril
*** Leth has changed the topic on channel #spinnwebe to http://www.spinnwebe.com/temp/rambo.txt
<ristoril> I won't be here this weekend
*** SoiledDwarf is now known as SoiledGreen
<Leth> I have no life. I'll be around
<Leth> but not right now
<Bard-of-Stratford-on-Kemlo> ... is the game over?
<Elfstar> I can't do this more than once a week.
<zompist> 'nother question: do people prefer daytime or night?

*** Leth is now known as Leth^MTG
<zompist> kemlo: for now, yes

<Elfstar> I do have a job during thiese hours, ya know.
<Leth^MTG> night is better
<SoiledGreen> zomp: next time, let me start a new one.
*** Bard-of-Stratford-on-Kemlo is now known as KemloCaesar
<Elkman> I'd feel less guilty doing it a night.
<KemloCaesar> I think this would have worked better if it was more spontaneous
<Elkman> s/a night/at night/
<BlakDeath> night is better.
<WhiteRabbit> Night means I can hunt for blood.
<WhiteRabbit> Uh...
<zompist> soiled: a new character?

<SoiledGreen> yeah.
<zompist> sure

<SoiledGreen> cool.
<zompist> if we play at night, yury will probably want surly back anyway.

<Elfstar> OK so for my birthday i received: a desk organizer, two lapel pins, shiatsu thumb massgers, a foot massager, a magnetic sculpture kit, a happy face pen, irish brekfast tea, a bag on wheels, a coffee mug, a notice board and a bottle of designer
* Elkman peels off the fake mustache
* God randomly *zots* some rabbits.
*** God is now known as Kyol
*** Elfstar is now known as jacquilyn
<zompist> ok, we'll play next week at night some time tba. :)

* WhiteRabbit summons Bun-Bun
<jacquilyn> water
<WhiteRabbit> That's not spontaneous!
<Lore> Isn't "designer water" a euphemism for urine?
<SoiledGreen> make it at like 11 cst. cause i always work weekends.
<zompist> kyol was god? man, i didn't even check that

<zompist> i was wondering what happened to you.

<jacquilyn> Kyol was God?
<Kyol> Was too busy to play.
<jacquilyn> Huh, and we were making his character do shit.
*** SIGNOFF: Elkman!tam@isis.visi.com (bbiaf)
<jacquilyn> 11cst? At night? That's too late.
<jacquilyn> That's like midnight my time.
<jacquilyn> It needs to be like nine CST at the latest.
*** Elkman (tam@209.98.98.8) has joined #spinnwebe
<SoiledGreen> i'll be at work.
<WhiteRabbit> Spontaniety is the key. It worked last time,
<daria> WR: this wasn't spontaneous
<daria> this was planned :)
<KemloCaesar> daria - I know. we mean *last* time.
<daria> well I'm saying that that means spontaniety isn't the key :)
<daria> because this one wasn't and it works fine :)
<Lore> Maybe we should try a Vampire the Masquerade session some time.
<daria> wait wait, can we do a LARP next time?
*** KemloCaesar is now known as Kemlo-Disguised-as-a-Vampire
<Lore> Um.
<WhiteRabbit> Can we wait in an alley for a planned rendevous that we know is a trap?
<jacquilyn> Oh god, the people on alt.fan.ann-rice used to paly that?
<Lore> Don't we have to be in the same room to LARP?
<jacquilyn> What's a LARP?
<WhiteRabbit> Live Action Role Playing
<SoiledGreen> a LARP!
<Lore> Live-Action Role Playing
<Elkman> Is that like a LART?
<daria> lore: I'm being facetious.
<Lore> Ah, okay.
<jacquilyn> Wow look at all them vowels - and in the right order, too
<WhiteRabbit> Kind of like kids pretending to be G.I.Joes and shooting invisible Cobra soilders. Sigh, I miss those days.
<ristoril> so what, we get instructions for things we have to go do to our coworkers?
<Lore> You miss last week?
<WhiteRabbit> "Stare at their necks. Lick your lips."
<WhiteRabbit> "Cower from the sun screaming 'It burns, it burns!' "
<Mr-Ben> He misses yesterday afternoon, Lore.
<WhiteRabbit> Faans.org has a neat look at the concept of LARP
<Mr-Ben> He ruined the game because he didn't want to get shot by an invisible Cobra soldier.

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